How to Keep You, My Irresistible Older Brother

Xie Yu transmigrates into a fictional historical harem novel, born into a family of nobility. The good news: He has an eldest legitimate brother who is humble, benevolent, and accomplished, passing the imperial examinations with top honors at every level through his own efforts and rising to great heights. As long as his brother is around, the Xie family will never fall, and Xie Yu can be a spoiled good-for-nothing who lives off the family. The bad news: His brother is the protagonist and love interest of this harem novel. At the end, he will retire from the world with one of the emperor, the chancellor, the general, or the duke... hopefuls, while all the other love interests, furious at their failure to win him, will turn against him. The Xie family is doomed! After living in this world for a while, Xie Yu discovers another bit of good news: He doesn't have to worry about the Xie family falling apart and leaving him homeless after all. Because his brother treats him so well, the love interests, each crazier than the last, are jealous and want to get rid of him, haha! * To seem less threatening, Xie Yu pretends that a high fever has left him mentally impaired. No studying, no imperial exams, no learning complicated etiquette. He can eat, drink, and have fun every day just by putting on an act. Doesn't that sound wonderful? To maintain his persona and stay alive... When the general hopeful climbs over the wall to find his brother Xie Yu: