A live broadcast room recruiting actors appeared online. The background was a bridge. The anchor did not leave the country and spoke like a dream. [Read the text! ! !
"My name is Song Xun. I was originally a high-tech wizard in the future world. I was killed by a thief and entered this place by mistake. Now I only need ten yuan. I will make you famous!"
Netizen: [The deception is so clumsy that no one can be fooled by you.
Song Xun: "But someone has already placed an order in the background."
Netizen:? ? Where does the resentment come from?
The person who placed the order was a disabled cartoonist who was deceived and ended up living on the street.
I lost hope in life and wanted to leave this world.
The comic special effects promotion video produced by Song Xun became a special effects ceiling in the film and television industry overnight, helping him to make his comics a hit on the Internet. In just a few days, he became a popular cartoonist.
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Song Xun was recruiting actors for his second live broadcast. Yan Che, who was blackmailed by the entire network, stabbed in the back by his manager, and almost penniless, came to the live broadcast room.
Song Xun: "I am a high-tech wizard in the future world. You are very good-looking. Give me ten yuan and I will tailor-make your work and I will guarantee your success!"
Yan Che saw his extraordinary temperament and thought he had met an invisible boss. He was excited and immediately joined the entrepreneurial team.
Yan Che asked excitedly: "How much start-up capital do we have?"
Song Xun: "One hundred and thirty-four yuan and thirty-seven cents."
Yan Che: "!!"
Yan Che's former manager and his rival teamed up to hack him and steal the male lead of his popular IP. Song Xun helped him customize a short drama.
Those people ridiculed: "A three-no short drama has the nerve to be compared with other people's S+ hits!"
A month later, the short play went online, and Song Xun started a live broadcast: "It really can't be compared with the hit. We invested 1 million, and more than a month later, the net profit was only over 140 million."
Everyone: "…………"
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During Song Xun's third live broadcast, the unknown screenwriter whose works had been usurped came to the live broadcast room with more than 20 scripts that had been reduced to nothing.
Song Xun: "I was a high-tech wizard in the future world. I was killed by a thief and entered this place by mistake. Now for only ten yuan, I will help you make all the scripts into animations!"
Netizen: [All made into animation? In a dream?
However, starting from the next day, Song Xun made one animation every day. In less than a month, he completed all the animations for him, making his works popular all over the Internet and praising him as a popular screenwriter!
Netizen:! !
Later, there was a bankrupt director who was depressed, a dancer who quit the circle due to injury, a talented singer who was squeezed to the point of depression...
They were all praised by Song Xun! !
Netizens: Song Xun, why don't you lie to me too!
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On the day Yan Che became the Best Actor, under the moonlight, he asked Song Xun: "You have customized so many scripts for me. Why is there no love in my scenes?"
Song Xun looked sideways at him, "Aren't we?"
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One day, Yan Che sighed: "When I get old and you are still so young, we won't be worthy of standing together."
Song Xun: "I have set an aging program for myself, and I will grow old with you."
Yan Che smiled: "Then wait until I die, you can become young again, delete all memories about me, and then like others."
Song Xun frowned, "This is unfair to me. I have loved you my whole life, but you have only been with me for a few short decades in my long life."
Yan Che: "??"
Song Xun: "After you die, I will activate the self-destruction program and bury my chip with you."
Yan Che:…………
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——Advance collection of "Humanity, support me!"
Shang Mu participated in the draft and was eliminated, failed to form a group, and owed a lot of foreign debts to repay, and could no longer afford to live in the basement.
At 2:30 in the morning, he knelt in a dilapidated temple in the suburbs and prayed: "Please, show me a clear way, I can't live anymore!"
In the pitch-black ruined temple, a bright purple light suddenly flashed, and then a long-haired man in ancient costume in black appeared in front of him, holding a long sword in his hand and looking coldly.
"Okay, but you have to support me."
"Paji!" Shang Mu fainted.
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Shang Mu woke up, and Lou Su's scabbard lifted his chin, "Stupid human being, support me to keep you safe and rich!"
Shang Mu: "..."
If you are safe and wealthy, then you can talk about it.
"I, what do I need to do?"
Lou Su put up his arm and walked to a cake shop. He pointed at the strawberry cake and said, "Buy me at least three pieces every day."
Shang Mu: "?? That's it?"
Immediately afterwards, there was another buzz, and the two appeared in an ice cream shop.
Lou Su: "I only want cream-flavored ones, three a day."
Shang Mu nodded, "... Okay."
Phew, the place turned into a candy shop again.
Lou Su: "Orange-flavored candies, ten a day."
Shang Mu: "Yeah."
Phew, this time we arrived at the biscuit shop.
Lou Su: "One pack a day, with double sugar."
Shang Mu: "..."
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Shang Mu doubtfully bought a strawberry cake with all the money he had left. As a result, the next day, a video of him singing edited by a netizen went viral and was noticed by a director, so he got a chance to audition.
Later, he kept his promise and served strawberry cake, ice cream, orange candies, and cookies every day.
In a confused and incomprehensible way, Shang Mu didn't know what was going on, and he went from a little fool who failed to debut to a popular star.
Shang Mu asked Lou Su: "Who are you? Why can you help me?"
Lou Su unsheathed his long sword and waved the sword flowers, his face was solemn and he said, "I am the god of luck."
But he was chewing orange candy in his mouth at this time, and Shang Mu silently added in his heart: I must be lucky.
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Once on the red carpet, a reporter interviewed Shang Mu: "Can you tell everyone the secret of your success?"
Shang Mu replied seriously: "Someone in the family loves sweets."
Reporter: "?"
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At night, Lou Su pushed Shang Mu against the wall.
"Human, what else do you want? I'll give it to you. From now on, you must kiss me twenty times a day."
Shang Mu: "Why, why?"
Lou Su: "Because you are sweeter than strawberry cake, cream ice cream, orange candy, and cookies with double sugar."
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Intention: Never give up, work hard
