The Stone God, a god who jumped out of the cracks in the stone, with a heart made of stone, has been without love for thousands of years, and is about to descend to earth to experience the calamity of seven emotions and six desires.
As a result, he became one of the top 10086 young entertainers in the entertainment industry, experiencing a legendary unspoken scene.
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The next day, the terms "Shi Shen Shen touches porcelain", "Shi Shen Shen ugly girl" and "Shi Shen Shen get out of the entertainment industry" were hot searches.
Shi Shenshen: "Why is it not a good start? At least everyone knows that there is Shi Shenshen in the entertainment industry."
The agent felt that it was over and he couldn't survive anymore, so he wanted to go back to his hometown.
Shi Shensen gave her a parting gift, "It's not worth anything." Eight thousand years ago, it would have cost a lot to exchange for a wild fruit.
Later, the manager called Shi Shenshen, holding the 'small goal' in his pocket. He was so excited that he stuttered: "I, I will fight right now. I will fly back! Establish a studio immediately!"
The company wanted to terminate the contract, but Shi Shenshen accepted the liquidated damages and readily agreed.
Not long after, a new beauty became famous on the Internet. The company went through great troubles to buy the mobile phone number of 'Shenyan' from a third party and invited her to cooperate.
Shi Shenshen posted the recording on Weibo, "V, I'm 500, I'll give you the number, does anyone want it?"
The director, who wanted to do something wrong to her on the day she came to earth, coerced and induced her to help clarify.
Shi Shenchen smiled and agreed, "This is a mistake that a man may make. Obviously, this gentleman does not have the possibility of making such a mistake."
Netizens concluded through logical reasoning: Director Liu is not a man!
Later, Liu Jian's wife announced a piece of news: My husband will never have children again in this life.
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A health variety show called "Slowly~Fanfan~Juejie~" has just been officially announced, and the whole network is saying bad things: This show must be boring, and the ratings will be crushed by another variety show at the same time!
When the show aired, as soon as Shi Shensen appeared on the screen, someone scolded her for being pretentious, bringing so many skin care products, clothes and shoes, and bothering the staff to carry her luggage.
The moment the suitcase was opened, the fans were dumbfounded and the fans were stunned. The program's ratings ranked first on the entire network!
Who would have thought that a cold and beautiful female artist would bring a box full of lollipops and a box of beef jerky to the show!
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The show's ratings are up, and some people are laughing at them for deliberately inviting weird guests to attract attention: a lame former actor, a former boy band idol with white hair and a strangely hoarse voice, a genius girl who looks perverse but is actually depressed, and a disfigured amateur boy who is only five years old.
Master Shi Shen held the lollipop in his mouth without paying much attention, and opened his snack house: lychee-flavored lollipops for the Supreme Laojun, five-flavored beef jerky for Fairy Lark, and apple-flavored lollipops for the King of Hell...
The gods shed tears: What an amiable and amiable immortal!
Reciprocity is a courtesy, elixirs and elixirs are not allowed to be sent, but the lost mysterious prescriptions can be sent to Master Shi Shen through messages, adding the WeChat account of the immortal by the way.
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After the show was broadcast, people who watched the joke discovered that: the actor is no longer lame, the idol is now endorsing shampoo with his black hair, the perverse and depressed genius girl has become a sweet loli, and the disfigured amateur boy is working part-time as a child model!
Everyone: This show is poisonous, no, it's drugged! I'm sick and I want to participate too!
Program team: We are just a boring, boring, and very boring health variety show.
Everyone: Keep in good health, keep up your health, and your vitality will come soon!
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Preview: "I Have Three Bandit Dads"
Li Zhao's father angered Hun Jun and his whole family was beheaded, but his loyal servants secretly sent him out to survive. After growing up, in order to survive and take revenge, he went to the mountains to become a bandit, and participated in all kinds of burning, killing and looting.
One time, he robbed a Taoist priest. The Taoist priest pointed at his nose and cursed without a single curse word, saying that he would have to pay a heavy price for the sins he had committed in his next life.
Li Zhao didn't take it seriously, but when he opened his eyes the next morning, he discovered that he had traveled to modern times with his right-hand man and his three brothers from the village.
Standing in front of him was a little baby with a dirty body and a round face.
The Taoist priest's voice screamed in the ears of the three of them: "Li Zhao, if I can't get into college, you just have to wait until you become an animal!"
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Zaizai was in kindergarten. He rubbed his chubby hands and shed tears: "Why does 2 plus 2 equal 4? Isn't it okay if I want it to equal 1?" He couldn't write, not at all. All arithmetic problems would be equal to 1.
Li Zhao: "... That's equal to 1."
The next day, Zaizai was called his parents.
In the teacher's office, the second father and the third father showed their big arms and were scolded so that they hung their heads.
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Zaizai is finally in the first grade. He is doing his homework until 8:30 in the evening. He is crying while writing: "Uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu Dad, I can't finish my writing, I can't finish it at all!"
Li Zhao: "It's not a big problem. Dad will help you write it."
The next day, Zaizai was called his parents.
In the teacher's office, the second father and the third father grabbed the corners of their flowered shirts and apologized profusely.
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Zaizai wanted to skip class, rubbed his eyes and cried: "Oooh, daddy, I don't want to go to school!"
Li Zhao: "It's not a big problem..."
The second father and the third father hugged his thighs and raised their heads to wash and blow the yellow hair, "Brother, please, brother, my newly dyed hair, please leave a way for the brothers to survive!"
Intention: Work hard!
