Banban went to Nanlu to help her with her homework, and lay on his desk crying until she was out of breath: "Uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu. Com, I, I really like him, Zhou, why did Zhou Nian'an read out my love letter to him on the radio, wuwu, it's so embarrassing!"
Nan Lu frowned and wiped her tears, "I wrote the love letter for you. The one who is embarrassed is not you, but me."
Banban sobbed: "Yes, but the signature was mine, and everyone thought it was me."
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The next day, there was a clarification letter on the campus bulletin board:
The love letter was written by me to Zhou Nianan. ——Nanlu.
Others: "..."
General: "..."
Zhou Nianan looked at Banpan and said, "He loves her so much."
Staring at him, "Of course! I like him too, okay! Our Nanlu family is not as insidious and teasing as you..."
Zhou Nian'an assisted his friend: "I'm talking about me."
General: "!!"
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Ban Ban took it seriously, thinking that Nan Lu really fell in love with Zhou Nian'an.
Looking at Zhou Nian'an is becoming more and more unpleasant, including but not limited to saying in Nanlu's ear every day: "Zhou Nian'an is actually very, very ugly when you look closely. I am a hundred times and a thousand times better looking than him! Don't look at him, look at me, okay?"
Nan Lu looked at her without saying a word every time.
Seeing that he didn't agree, Banpan was very angry. On the day of graduation, he called some little sisters to block Nanlu.
The little sister helped her pull up a banner at the back with the words 'I like Nanlu very much' written on it.
Ban Ban stood in front of Nan Lu with his hands on his hips, looked up and glared at Nan Lu, who was a head taller than him, and said in an impatient tone: "How many times have I told you, I am 10,000 times more beautiful than Zhou Nian'an, are you deaf if I ask you to look at me?!"
Nan Lu held her face and looked at her, "Could the person in my eyes be a ghost?"
General: "..."
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Version 1:
I held my chin and looked out the window, biting the straw in my mouth, taking a sip of the milk tea that Nanlu had queued up for me for an hour, thinking about this question, why didn't Zhou Nian'an look at me?
In order to buy breakfast for Zhou Nian'an, I had to do his homework for him every day after school under Nan Lu's threats.
In order to get the out-of-print book that Zhou Nianan wanted most from Nanlu, I washed Nanlu's clothes for a month.
In order to have a better movie-watching experience with Zhou Nianan, I spent three days in Nanlu and asked him to come to my house to simulate it. The horror movie we watched that day scared me so much that I pinched out a row of red marks on Nanlu's arm. For this reason, I spent all my pocket money to buy supplements for Nanlu.
In order to pursue Zhou Nian'an, I asked Nan Lu to teach me makeup, but I never knew how to draw my eyebrows. I had to get up half an hour early every day and go to Nan Lu's house to ask him to draw my eyebrows and eyes.
In order to write a perfect love letter to Zhou Nian'an, I pinched Nan Lu's shoulders and beat his back, begging him to polish his pen.
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Alas, I have sacrificed so much, how much I like him!
Note: The text is in third person
(September 13, 2022)
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