My Boyfriend from the Sea Doesn't Really Understand Love

[New Story Coming Soon]: Alongside the Victor Family (blurb below. If you're passing by, please add it to your collection, pretty please QAQ)

[The dolphin bottom trying hard to learn how to be human x the human top trying hard to teach him how to be human, but occasionally being taught by him instead]

One day, Jiang Xiaohai comes ashore and transforms from a dolphin into a human. He spends his time hanging around bars, but what bad intentions could a little dolphin have?

---He just wants to have fun.

Any gender is fine, as long as they're good-looking.

But every time, things get stuck at the most crucial moment.

---The more people are attracted to his looks, the more they lose their nerve when it comes to actually doing anything.

Until Shen Yi shows up.

He's a famous but atypical rich playboy from Haicheng.

He never crosses the line, and all his rebellion is in his words.

Barely eighteen, he gets goaded by a genuine playboy and heads to a bar to experience the adult world.

Once words are spoken, they can't be taken back.

Shen Yi originally planned to put on a show and leave after making an appearance, but somehow he follows the best-looking person in the crowd, Jiang Xiaohai, home.

And in Jiang Xiaohai's little apartment, he loses his first kiss.

It is only then that Jiang Xiaohai realizes that in the human world, there's another broad and easy road to happiness: falling in love.

Even if they get stuck at the most crucial step again,

Shen Yi is shocked and declares: !!! We can date, but from now on, I'm always on top.

Jiang Xiaohai doesn't mind. Jiang Xiaohai just wants to have fun.

However, the road to happiness called "love" isn't smooth sailing. Jiang Xiaohai not only has to develop a healthy understanding of relationships, but also has to fill up the progress bar for mutual affection.

No problem. Jiang Xiaohai wants it, Jiang Xiaohai works for it, and Jiang Xiaohai gets it.

[Reader's Guide]:

1. Both the top and bottom are inexperienced, but while seeking pleasure, the bottom kisses and cuddles with other people. He just never makes it to the last step. If that bothers you, please read with caution.

2. This is the bottom's first time being human, and at first his mind is full of the most basic animal needs.

3. Inspired by some dolphin videos I watched. As everyone knows, dolphins...

4. The bottom teaches the top how to do X, and the top teaches the bottom how to be human (not really).

[New Story Coming Soon] Alongside the Victor Family:

Cheating, kept lovers, illegitimate children.

Any one of these would throw an ordinary family into chaos, but in the Victor family, they're old news.

A. Victor is the least noticeable member of the whole family, a nobody who's drifted through life for over twenty years.

Just as he's finally about to graduate from university and looks forward to a good life, he somehow becomes the center of attention for his entire family----

His father, who's spent his life either cheating or on his way to cheating, urgently orders him to come home.

His second brother, who is never seen alive or dead and whose divorce from his ex-wife has become infamous, suddenly comes back from the dead.

His third sister, who has devoted her whole life to work and sworn never to marry, remains aloof and surveys everyone as if they were garbage.

And a whole string of half-siblings, each one hard to tell apart from the next, show up together, surrounding a strange woman.

Seeing the woman with her pregnant belly, A takes it in stride.

He quietly counts on his fingers which number wife this makes, then congratulates his half-brother, who calls himself a woman but refuses to get surgery and spends all day showing off his heavy makeup, on becoming a father.

A is instantly dumbfounded and protests with all his might:

How did he, a perfectly ordinary virgin, suddenly become a father?!

The woman clearly came prepared and immediately produces evidence.

A gives up and blurts out: I'm impotent, gay, and a bottom.

His father's face darkens, and each of his siblings wears a different expression.

Only Andre, who was ordered to bring A back, the burden his father's latest lover brought along, gives him a long, meaningful look.

In the end, A gains a new identity in life. He takes it in stride: being someone's father is still being a father, and it doesn't matter whose father you are.

But some people just can't stand him being this kind of father and insist he become that kind instead.

Andre Clermont, whose father is unknown, grew up following his mother, who loved him more than anything, from one man to another. It wasn't until he joined the Victor family that he finally settled down.

A. Victor, the youngest legitimate son in the family.

When they first meet, Andre is hiding on the second floor, peeking over the railing at the people below. No one notices him, except Andre.

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