I Heard My Ugliness Made Everyone Weep

Wen Zhao was about to die.

It had been sixty-nine years since he transmigrated to the cultivation world.

Thinking back, it had been sixty-eight years since Gongyi Wulie brought him and Lin You to Tianze Sect.

Back then, with his extraordinary talent, Gongyi Wulie had stood out among the many people seeking immortality and cultivation. The Sect Master of Tianze had taken him on as a direct disciple, and he had been unrivaled in fame.

Wen Zhao and Lin You, however, had unremarkable aptitude. First, they were both unlucky enough to be diagnosed with useless five-element spiritual roots. Then they were eliminated in the very first round of the assessment.

By rights, they should both have gone home to grow sweet potatoes, but in the end, they both entered Tianze Sect.

Gongyi Wulie had used his status as a direct disciple to bring Lin You into the sect as a trusted aide. Lin You received the title of inner sect disciple, and Gongyi Wulie took charge of all his food, clothing, and daily needs.

Meanwhile, Wen Zhao had no one to rely on. With a hollow, aching heart, he watched the two of them disappear into the clouds surrounding Tianze Sect, never to be seen again.

Wen Zhao knew his aptitude wasn't good enough to get him into Tianze Sect. But he also knew that a good-for-nothing like him wouldn't survive in the perilous cultivation world.

Fortunately, Tianze Sect was hiring servants at the time. Wen Zhao applied, and by agreeing to take two-thirds less pay each month, he finally got a job as a servant in the spirit-plant garden.

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For the next sixty-eight years, Wen Zhao never saw Gongyi Wulie again.

He only heard stories about him.

Sixty-eight years later, Gongyi Wulie was a prodigy whose name resounded throughout the cultivation world, the youngest Human Emperor, and was about to marry Lin You, the cultivation world's most beautiful woman, as his cultivation partner. Everyone envied him.

Wen Zhao, on the other hand, was still stuck in the early stage of Qi Refining. His lifespan was nearly over, his end was approaching, and he had only a few years left to live.

He had nearly reached the end of an ordinary mortal's life.

He didn't want to die in Tianze Sect.

He packed his things, took the wages he had saved over sixty-eight years, left the sect, and went to the mortal world.

From then on, there was no longer an ugly servant from Tianze Sect in this world.

Reader's Guide:

❶ This isn't a serious cultivation novel. It's a chaotic cultivation world, full of people from every walk of life.

❷ The gong and shou are each other's one and only, body and soul. No breaking them up, reversing the pairing, dream substitutes, or character control.

❸ The shou is a stunning beauty who captivates all. The author loves beautiful men and favors strong, beautiful characters.

❹ Please don't spread rumors about the plot. Writing isn't easy, so please leave creators a little room to work.

❺ There are some modern-day scenes.

❻ The author does not accept writing advice. The author has their own ideas for the story, as well as their own plans for the plot and characters. If that's not to your taste, please don't read. Let's respect one another.

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Coming soon: I Can't Sit with You Dragons.

When Jiang Qing woke up again, he discovered that he had transmigrated into a story set at a school for the nobility.

He had become F1's fiance.

In the original story, the previous owner had bullied the shou out of jealousy. F1 called off their engagement, ruining his reputation and making the whole school hate him.

To get back at everyone, including F1 for breaking off the engagement, the previous owner went to get plastic surgery and asked the doctor to give him a face more beautiful than the shou's.

The doctor respected his wishes and did their very best.

Thanks to the doctor's best efforts, the surgery failed, and the whole school mocked him.

Seeing that the previous owner was a lost cause and there was no way to win F1 back, his family removed him from the family register to curry favor with F1.

The previous owner, now with his own household registration, died of rage at school.

Jiang Qing: "..."

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Jiang Qing disappeared after being disowned by his family.

Everyone at school assumed that the useless idiot couldn't accept reality and had gone to hang himself from some crooked tree in a remote ditch.

Who could have guessed that two months later, the missing Jiang Qing would return to the school for the nobility?

Beneath a sky flooded with golden sunlight, he strolled casually toward them with a black umbrella. His long, slender fingers around its handle were beautiful as a work of art.

Everyone was momentarily dazed.

Someone approached to gossip and ask where he had been for the past two months.

They heard the person beneath the black umbrella give a soft laugh and answer in a voice full of amusement.

"I got plastic surgery again. This time it worked."

"I'm happy, and I hope you can be happy for me too."

Everyone: "..."

Looking at the mask he wore, they silently thought that they'd have to be idiots to believe him.

Later, the school for the nobility really did become haunted.

F1, F2, F3, and F4 were the ones who suffered the most.

A disastrous start, a beauty beyond compare, a face-slapping demon, a walking god of swagger, an incredibly powerful fighter, a god of battle shou VS a prominent, overbearing, impossibly rich F1 gong who always acts too cool to care.

An unconventional school-for-the-nobility story. The shou is beautiful and powerful: he slaps your left cheek, then my right. F1 spends every day getting face-slapped by his wife, panicking like crazy while pretending to be unruffled.

Contains ABO elements. F1 is the main gong. F2, F3, and F4 will each have unrequited feelings for the shou. The gong and shou are each other's one and only, body and soul.

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Coming soon, serious drama: Lord of the Laws

This is a world where the Way of Law flourishes. Ordinary people look up to mages as if they were gods.

This is a world where the Way of Law has collapsed.

Tell me, Justice, is there anything in this world that will never change?

The gods of the old era have already begun to fade into oblivion.

As for the gods of the new era, who can rise above the clouds and become immortal?

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A Little Couple Special

"Young Master Lan really is kind and beautiful. He even let that guy join the banquet!"

"Right? I would've kicked that guy out ages ago. How could he think bringing cheap liquor like Erguotou and Moutai was acceptable? What a country bumpkin!"

A certain country bumpkin: Honey, you can use Moutai to stir-fry vegetables, chicken, duck, or sausage. Grandpa Wang from our village won the lottery and got rich. He stir-fried some sausage for New Year's once and gave me half a bowl. It was so delicious... Honey, have you ever tried sausage stir-fried with Moutai? I'll make you some with Moutai flavor.

A certain pampered, highborn Young Master Lan: "..."

A beautiful and powerful shou, high-ranking, influential, devoted to charity and poverty alleviation, a saintly beauty unstained by the muck of wealthy society VS a country boy from the countryside who puts on a rustic act to win himself a wife, a scheming overpowered hero gong.

The gong and shou are each other's one and only, body and soul. No breaking them up, reversing the pairing, dream substitutes, or character control.

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Coming soon: Mistook Myself for the Overpowered Hero's Fiancee

Meng Xuemian grew up pampered and had everything go his way.

Meng Xuemian also thought he was pretty lucky. Even when he transmigrated, he became the overpowered hero's wife.

It didn't matter if his family bullied him at first. Things would be fine once his husband showed up.

In the plot, the overpowered hero, a man who judged people by their looks, would fall in love with him at first sight and love him desperately. But the guy was a dog, the brooding type. He was hopelessly in love but refused to admit it. He clearly had all the symptoms of a harem-collecting womanizer, always wanting to get up to some adult fun with him, yet pretending to be a gentleman.

Meng Xuemian was mentally prepared, but sometimes this dog of an overpowered hero still made him cry. He never said anything romantic. He was clearly his husband, yet kept saying he wasn't.

Meng Xuemian sneered. So you're good at holding it in, huh?

Fine. He's not the one holding it in, and he's not the one with the problem.

Meng Xuemian comforted himself. What could he do if his husband was a brooding type? He could only remind him countless times a day that he was his wife.

Later, when the overpowered hero's real fiancee showed up, Meng Xuemian: "..."

Help!

No wonder that dog of an overpowered hero refused to admit they were together. It turned out he really wasn't Meng Xuemian's husband.

He didn't have a husband anymore.

Meng Xuemian glared furiously at the overpowered hero and his fiancee, then ran away in tears.

The overpowered hero: "Where's the wife who fell out of the sky for me???"

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From then on, Meng Xuemian kept his distance. He heard that the overpowered hero was somewhere and made sure to run away.

Meng Xuemian ran, but the overpowered hero came looking for him. Now he could say sweet things and wanted to get physical with him every minute. He repeated countless times a day that he was Meng Xuemian's husband.

Meng Xuemian: "Heh."

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The overpowered hero's perspective:

He met a radiant, stunning beauty who was his wife.

Then he found out who his wife really was: a sweet little womanizer, beautiful and insatiable, who dropped men without a second thought. A playboy with a harem, with the overpowered hero himself as just one member of it, and not even the favorite.

The overpowered hero: "..."

The overpowered hero: Give me a moment to figure out how to turn this around.

As he worked on his plan... Wait, his wife ran away?

A radiant, stunning beauty shou VS a scheming overpowered hero gong.

[A funny couple who both think the other is a womanizer. A young married couple, full of high spirits.]

[In the main story, the shou will be a little more beautiful and powerful, not such a silly beauty. The blurb is slightly exaggerated.]

One gong and one shou, devoted body and soul to each other.

Theme: Never part, even in old age.