Selling the Big Three with Gojo Satoru

After I transmigrated, I hid my identity and enrolled at the Jujutsu High School as a non-sorcerer.

But I never expected that my transmigration was only just beginning.

As I went through all kinds of extraordinary adventures in a fantasy world with my classmates, I gradually learned one thing: rotten oranges deserve to be sold off.

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* 1

After a few drinks, I let my mouth run away with me. In front of all our friends, I admitted that I was only playing around with my sweet, adorable husband and would dump him once I’d had my fill.

Then I turned around and saw the Six-Eyed God, furious and in tears!

Waaah, I started crying too, but my kitty cried even harder QAQ

When is he finally going to stop being mad at me?!

* 2

On the first day of my new life, I discovered that I had no talent for magic whatsoever. Worse, my damn feudal family threatened to marry me off to the damn Gojo family.

???

What kind of goddamn Divine Child? He’s probably just some impotent feudal lordling!

I obediently put up with it until the day of the arranged meeting, then ran away without a second thought! Bet you didn’t see that coming. This was my escape plan!

But I never expected to be attacked by a nasty cursed spirit in the middle of a busy street.

At the last moment, a gorgeous DK wearing sunglasses saved me. Shamelessly flaunting his good looks, he pressed close and said, “Hi, wifey!”

What the heck?

* 3

Round 1:

Today, on the one-week anniversary of our first meeting, I’m a shameless gold digger demanding money from a white-haired DK!

● I got a black card with an unlimited balance to spend however I want!

Round 2:

After some feudal-minded idiots from my family kidnap me, I play the seductive troublemaker and cry to the white-haired DK who’s infatuated with me.

● The smug sorcerer from one of the Three Great Families gets the power of a white-haired devil: enough to land him in prison for life!

Round 3:

I make an unreasonable demand that the white-haired DK break off the engagement arranged by his family, or I’ll break up with him!

● After he calls off the engagement and happily confesses his feelings to me, I’m already on a flight to the Lighthouse!

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* First-person narration, a silly, sweet Mary Sue story, pairing: 5t5

* This story is roughly 25% plot + 25% Lingwu romance + 25% friendship among the four + 25% each of the four’s convictions, growth, and daily lives

Theme: Only those with strong wills can reach the other shore.