Mistaking 270 for a Street-Side Roast Duck Vendor

A poor overworked cog gives it everything and still can't win, so he's forced to attend a group mixer.

On the way home, he comes across a pitiful roast duck standing by the street, and kindly takes him home.

--Guys, he wants to come home with you!

*OOC

*Second-person perspective, reader-insert

Theme: Lovers should be honest with each other.