[Xuanliang/Yanliang] White Fox

This was supposed to be a KUSO-style story, but I had a sudden change of heart and will probably write it as melodrama instead. Unfortunately, my writing is pretty good-for-nothing, so most likely it'll end up as something that fits no genre at all. A disclaimer: this story has absolutely nothing to do with real history. The characters belong to themselves. Many of the melodramatic plot points in this story belong to Zhu Wenhao or his sharpshooters. Some are taken from history, some from historical romances, some from the new Three Kingdoms TV series, and some (like ripping up a letter or the executioners at Baidi City, those hilariously awkward plot points) are spoilers for scenes the TV series never filmed. Others are just further embellishments for the sake of melodrama. In short, if it can be melodramatic, it will be. I hope I can pull off this kind of drama, but I doubt it. So, questions like why they have to give each other the cold shoulder and sulk, or why the traitor ordered to defend Hanzhong goes to Baidi City... ask Zhu Wenhao. It's more or less a fox's tale of repaying a kindness, orz. How does that saying go? "The fox spirit Zhuge really is like the fox immortals in folk tales: he helps the poor scholar he loves place first in the imperial exams, become a high-ranking official, and marry a princess. He even defies the heavenly laws, takes lives, and ruins his cultivation, only for the scholar to turn out faithless and ungrateful, taking advantage and still acting offended..." More or less like that (just kidding). All right, my lord, I love you, so I'll change a few things in how I handle it. Then I added a witness to this story: the traitor guy. But the traitor seems to have a lot of opinions, makes a ton of snarky comments, and isn't content just to be a witness...