Did You Agree That We Would Break up This Time?

The new article next door "After Deliberately Calling Crush My Husband" has been published, please collect it~ *** The original name was "Break Up After This Time I Hate", but it was changed due to force majeure T T [Not good at expressing my true love·Dad's invisible crazy man attack × The little summer sun that melts icebergs] Xia Shiyun complained to his friends after getting drunk for the 108th time: "Really, I have to break up with Yu Wanti this time!" "I can't stand him anymore. What's that mouth of his for?" "You don't say anything when you're happy, and you don't say anything when you're unhappy. All communication relies on telepathy... Isn't this cold violence? I can't stand it anymore!" "Whenever I shout, Xiao Ai's classmate will reply to me with 'I'm here', and he will only say 'Hmm'. Xiao Ai's classmate will say one more word than him!" "And his old-fashioned clothes, I don't even want to talk about it..." The friend was helpless: "Yes, yes, but you say that every time, and never once do you really break up. Isn't this what you asked for?" Xia Shiyun's eyebrows flickered with drunkenness, his tearful eyes were blurry and he sobbed aggrievedly: "But... He is practicing rock climbing, so woo woo QAQ" Friend: "..." Lock it up, thank you. Yu Wang - Xia Shiyun's boyfriend, a rock climbing instructor, with amazing finger strength and even more amazing waist strength. Rock Climbing Instructor × Photographer Food guide: ① Not good at expressing love but actually super love·Dad type invisible crazy man Gong×Little summer sun that melts icebergs, double c ②The more you do it, the more you hate it, and the more you do it, the more you love it ③There is no cold violence in attack. It is caused by character defects and will be gradually corrected through training. ④Don't have a long mouth in the early stage of the attack, but in the later stage it is a straight shot starting from zero frame, a wet and crazy Han brother 2024.9.8 —————— Column pre-collection "I can't possibly lick a beautiful fish", please collect it~ [Offensive lunatic·Tall, rich and handsome×Super high sense of deservingness·Bai Qiongmei] Jing'an is a pretentious nerd. He passed the exam from a remote village, entered a top university in the country, and became a golden phoenix flying out of the county. Everyone envied his blind mother for giving birth to a good son, who would be able to enjoy happiness in the future. The first second Jing'an stepped into City A, he made up his mind - he would use his own efforts to buy a house in this land with a lot of money, become a master, marry Bai Fumei, and bring the whole family to live a good life. On the first day of school, everyone said that Jing An was lucky. His roommate turned out to be the son of the richest man in city A. Although he was a little moody, this was a common problem among the proudest people. As long as he tolerated it, his future would be bright. After hearing that one meal of the other party could cover his family's expenses for a year, Jing An rolled his eyes and said contemptuously: "I hate this kind of rich second generation who rely on their family the most. What's so good about this kind of dude? I will never be friends with him!" The students looked at each other in shock, not daring to answer the question. However, after seeing Yue Ming's overwhelming wealth with his own eyes, Jing An was severely shaken. He opened his eyes wide. Money was secondary, but connections were indeed a scarce resource. Many friends had many paths. If he were friends with Yue Ming, wouldn't he save twenty years of hard work? So he changed his mind smoothly and wanted to be friends with Yue Ming! But he is not flattering, nor does he feel that he is inferior to others. After all, he firmly believes that he is the best among men, and... He is so good-looking, how could Yue Ming reject him? *** In the eyes of outsiders, Yue Ming is the proud man of heaven, and everything is within easy reach for him. However, he has a problem that has been tormenting him for a long time - he suffers from skin hunger and thirst, accompanied by severe mysophobia. Yueming has no more moves. Day and night, he suffered from the emptiness that was gnawed by thousands of ants. The smell of strangers would make him nauseous, and his mental state was extremely unstable when the disease broke out. On the first day of school, when he saw his country bumpkin roommate putting a dirty and bulky bag on his bed, he strode forward with a sullen face, grabbed the bumpkin's collar and couldn't control his anger. The country bumpkin turned around blankly, but he had a beautiful and fair face. Not only did his rustic clothes not damage his appearance, but he also had a special and pure temperament that made people's hearts itch. The country bumpkin didn't know what brand of laundry detergent he was using. It was so fragrant that Yue Ming's eyes immediately turned red. Jing'an was pulled by the collar, looked at him inexplicably, and said warmly: "Hello, I made the bed for you, you're welcome." I thought to myself, the way people in the city greet each other is really strange. Yue Ming gritted his teeth and froze in place. *** Yue Ming looked down on this self-proclaimed little bumpkin from the bottom of his heart, but he desperately discovered that he was the only one who did not resist Jing An's approach. As soon as Jing An appeared, his eyes were glued to her unconsciously. Even the skin that the country bumpkin exposed unconsciously, he wanted to lick and taste. Yue Ming was determined to endure it. His self-esteem did not allow him to lick such a vain country bumpkin. But the country bumpkin dangled in front of him every day, and Yue Ming was so seduced that he couldn't move. Once the disease broke out, his self-esteem and persistence were all gone. - Jing'an invited him to the cafeteria for a ten-yuan meal, and Yue Ming gritted his teeth and ate it. Then he treated him to a big meal. Jing'an wore three pairs of old men's underwear worth ten yuan, and gritted his teeth and gave Yue Ming twenty yuan worth of street stall goods as a birthday gift. Yue Ming's forehead jumped wildly as he said thank you, then turned around and bought Jing An a store of brand-name clothes. The little country bumpkin has a high sense of deservingness. He happily accepts whatever is given to him and feels at ease. Yue Ming laughed angrily. The country bumpkin is very stupid, and Yue Ming believes everything he says. He gave the country bumpkin money in exchange for a hug that would relieve his skin hunger, and Jing'an also wanted to say thank you to him. Jing'an is pampered and becomes more and more beautiful. She has excellent grades and wears expensive clothes. She is about to become the CEO of a listed company and marry Bai Fumei just around the corner. ... Wait a minute, Jing'an felt something was wrong: "Brother, why did you get under my bed?" Yue Ming hugged him and comforted him: "I'm a little cold." Jing'an snorted, and after a while asked, "Brother, why did you take off my clothes and still touch me?" Yue Ming replied calmly: "This is the custom of people in our city, baby." Jing An blushed and remained silent. After a while, he heard his low sobs: "Wait... Brother, why did you come in???" *** Where there is a will, there is a way, and Jing An has indeed become a leader among people, allowing his family to live a good life. But... How come it was he who was married to Bai Fumei? ! *** Food guide: ①Double c ② Suffering is not a real reward, he just has a high sense of deservingness and feels that he deserves it (akimbo) ③Gong is also a godly man. In the early stage, he disliked his wife for being earthy, and she was anxious not to let him lick her. ④Shou is a simple and natural person, he regards all abnormal things as city people following the fashion, and he has a very straight personality. ⑤Two gods fall in love, there are many shortcomings, but they are a perfect match (?) The name and title may be changed after the document is published. Intention: Love will give people infinite courage.