There's No Way I'm Going to Lick a Pretty Pussy

[The next book is pre-released, "Husband, You Still Said You Don't Love Me", please collect it~ Gay friends are pre-released, "Driving the ball to the mine to find the old attacker", please collect it~] [Offensive lunatic·Tall, rich and handsome×Super high sense of deservingness·Bai Qiongmei] Cheng Zhiyu is a pretentious nerd. He passed the exam from a remote village, entered a top university in the country, and became a golden phoenix flying out of the county. Everyone envied his blind mother for giving birth to a good son, who would be able to enjoy happiness in the future. The first second Cheng Zhiyu stepped into City A, he made up his mind - he would use his own efforts to buy a house in this land with a lot of money, become a master, marry Bai Fumei, and bring the whole family to live a good life. On the first day of school, everyone said that Cheng Zhiyu was lucky. His roommate turned out to be the son of the richest man in city A. Although he was a little moody, this was a common problem among the proudest people. As long as he tolerated it, his future would be bright. After hearing that one meal of the other party could cover his family's expenses for a year, Cheng Zhiyu rolled his eyes and said contemptuously: "I hate this kind of rich second generation who rely on their family the most. What's so good about this kind of dude? I will never be friends with him!" The students looked at each other in shock, not daring to answer the question. However, after seeing Gao Xingchuan's extraordinary wealth with his own eyes, Cheng Zhiyu was severely shaken. He opened his eyes wide. Money was secondary, but connections were indeed a scarce resource. Many friends had many paths. If he was friends with Gao Xingchuan, wouldn't he save twenty years of hard work? So he smoothly changed his mind and wanted to be friends with Gao Xingchuan! But he is not flattering, nor does he feel inferior to others. After all, he firmly believes that he is the best among men, and... He is so good-looking, how could Gao Xingchuan reject him? *** In the eyes of outsiders, Gao Xingchuan is the proud man of heaven, and everything is within easy reach for him. However, he has a problem that has been tormenting him for a long time - he suffers from skin hunger and thirst, accompanied by severe mysophobia. Gao Xingchuan has no more moves. Day and night, he suffered from the emptiness that was gnawed by thousands of ants. The smell of strangers would make him nauseous, and his mental state was extremely unstable when the disease broke out. On the first day of school, when he saw his country bumpkin roommate putting a dirty and bulky bag on his bed, he strode forward with a sullen face, grabbed the bumpkin's collar and couldn't control his anger. The country bumpkin turned around blankly, but he had a beautiful and fair face. Not only did his rustic clothes not damage his appearance, but he also had a special and pure temperament that made people's hearts itch. The country bumpkin didn't know what brand of laundry detergent he used. It was so fragrant that Gao Xingchuan's eyes immediately turned red. Cheng Zhiyu was pulled by his collar, looked at him inexplicably, and said warmly: "Hello, I made the bed for you, you're welcome." I thought to myself, the way people in the city greet each other is really strange. Gao Xingchuan gritted his teeth and froze in place. *** Gao Xingchuan wholeheartedly looked down on this self-proclaimed little bumpkin, but he desperately discovered that he was the only one who did not resist Cheng Zhiyu's approach. As soon as Cheng Zhiyu appeared, his eyes were glued to him unconsciously. Even the skin that the country bumpkin exposed unconsciously, he wanted to lick and taste. Gao Xingchuan was patient and his self-esteem did not allow him to lick such a vain country bumpkin. But the country bumpkin dangled in front of him every day, and Gao Xingchuan was so tempted that he had no choice but to take action. Once the disease broke out, all his self-esteem and persistence disappeared. - Cheng Zhiyu invited him to the canteen for a ten-yuan meal, and Gao Xingchuan gritted his teeth and ate it. Then he treated him to a big meal. Cheng Zhiyu himself wore three pairs of old men's underwear worth ten yuan, and gritted his teeth and gave Gao Xingchuan twenty yuan worth of street stall goods as a birthday gift. Gao Xingchuan's forehead jumped wildly and he said thank you, then turned around and bought a store of brand-name clothes for Cheng Zhiyu. The little country bumpkin has a high sense of deservingness. He happily accepts whatever is given to him and feels at ease. Gao Xingchuan laughed angrily. The country bumpkin is very stupid, and Gao Xingchuan believes everything he says. He gave the country bumpkin money in exchange for a hug that would relieve his skin hunger and thirst. Cheng Zhiyu also wanted to say thank you to him. Cheng Zhiyu is pampered and becomes more and more beautiful. He has excellent grades and wears expensive clothes. He sees himself becoming the CEO of a listed company and marrying Bai Fumei is just around the corner. ... Wait a minute, Cheng Zhiyu felt something was wrong: "Brother, why did you get under my bed?" Gao Xingchuan hugged him and comforted him: "I'm a little cold." Cheng Zhiyu groaned and asked after a while: "Brother, why did you take off my clothes and still touch me?" Gao Xingchuan replied calmly: "This is the custom of people in our city, baby." Cheng Zhiyu blushed and remained silent. After a while, he sobbed softly: "Wait... Brother, why did you come in???" *** Where there is a will, there is a way. Cheng Zhiyu has indeed become a great person, allowing his family to live a good life. But... How come it was he who was married to Bai Fumei? ! *** Food guide: ①Double c ② Suffering is not a real reward, he just has a high sense of deservingness and feels that he deserves it (akimbo) ③Gong is also a godly man. In the early stage, he disliked his wife for being earthy, and she was anxious not to let him lick her. ④Shou is a simple and natural person, he regards all abnormal things as city people following the fashion, and he has a very straight personality. ⑤Two gods and men fall in love, and there are many shortcomings, but they are a perfect match (?) Both are imperfect protagonists, so be careful if you have high moral requirements for the protagonists! Don't scold my two sweethearts, okay? T T 2025.8.28 ———— Take this copy of the advance collection of "Husband, You Still Say You Don't Love Me" with you, please collect it~ Copywriting: # Cold Bamboo Horse Explosion Changed to Wife-obsessed Twenty-Four Filial Piety and Good Husband Jiang Keyu has a boyfriend who loves him very much. Bai Yue is the top Enigma, and Jiang Keyu is the Destined One whose pheromone matching value is 100%. Bai Yue would wash and cook for him when he was busy, feed him with his own hands, cut his nails, massage and relax him when he was tired, help him peel shrimps and cut fruits, and patiently explain professional problems to him... But all this changed after Jiang Keyu had a small accident! Bai Yue not only always treated him coldly, but also let him take a bath alone. They even agreed to prepare for a baby, but now Bai Yue refuses to sleep with him! Jiang Keyu didn't know what he had done wrong. He cried and chatted with Teacher Doubao all night long. Teacher Doubao said: Let me tell you in the most straightforward, objective and non-detoured way - you are doing too much! A healthy love relationship is a two-way street. Only one party can give. Over time, your partner will definitely become tired and discouraged. Jiang Keyu wiped away his tears. It turned out that her husband was tired. It doesn't matter, now it's his turn to chase her husband. They were destined to be together, how could they get separated so easily? He learned to do housework, but when he picked up his boyfriend's suit jacket, he smelled the unfamiliar omega scent. Jiang Keyu's sky has fallen. Bai Yue, a bitch, actually let someone like him go out to steal something! Jiang Keyu cried so hard that he slapped Bai Yue's handsome face hard and stubbornly asked for an explanation. Jiang Keyu: "Tell me! Who is the mistress?!" Bai Yue: "?" Jiang Keyu collapsed: "Stop pretending! I can smell other omega's pheromones on your body!" Bai Yue: "... That's because I changed to a new perfume." Jiang Keyu was heartbroken. Even when he was about to die, this bitch refused to tell the truth. He even said that his brain was broken and he should see a doctor. He cried again: "Then why do you say you are tired every night and pretend to be asleep? Why don't you have a baby with me?" Bai Yue had veins popping out from his forehead: "... You and I are both men, so what kind of baby are we going to have?" Jiang Keyu refused to listen: "Don't lie to me. If you change your mind, just tell me! There is no omega that cannot be conceived, only a husband who is not deep enough!" Bai Yue laughed angrily. ​— Bai Yue and Zhumajiang Carved Yu are sworn enemies. Growing up, this lazy guy had to wash his clothes, do his homework, feed him, and take the blame. For twenty years, they have been plowing the road of confrontation. But there happened to be a troublesome relationship between him and Jiang Keyu. The Baijiang family was family friends, and they had been engaged since they were in their mother's womb. Due to Jiang Keyu's strong protest, Jiang's mother finally relented. Promise that if he really doesn't want to, wait until their 20th birthday party before announcing the break-up of their engagement to the outside world. From now on, they will just be brothers. However, on the eve of Jiang Keyu's twentieth birthday, he had a minor car accident. The birthday party was put on hold, and Bai Yue went to visit him. The bamboo horse with a mouth like a knife suddenly changed his temper. When he saw him, his eyes turned red and he called him husband sweetly. He also said that he was Bai Yue's omega. In order not to irritate Jiang Keyu, under the joint attack of Jiang Bai's family, Bai Yue had no choice but to temporarily live with Jiang Keyu and play role-playing with him for a while according to his wishes. ​— Jiang Keyu was wearing cool clothes, with two long white legs crossed, and her cheeks were slightly red: "Husband, come over and massage my legs." Bai Yue: "..." He pretended not to understand the hint, and pretended to be tired from work, so he turned around and pretended to sleep on his side. As a result, Jiang Keyu crawled on him in the middle of the night, and if he didn't give it to him, he would cry, sobbing that he had married the wrong person, and would be left a widow at such a young age. Bai Yue: "..." Bai Yue endured the humiliation and suffered the loss of his virginity. He was given everything from kisses, cuddles, rides, and money. The squeamish Zuo Jingbao refused to give up. He broke into his company and asked him if he was cheating on him. He said he had someone outside and said that he couldn't have a baby because Bai Yue didn't work hard enough and was always very perfunctory. Bai Yue laughed angrily and nodded coldly: "Okay, you want to have a baby, right?" ​— That night. Jiang Keyu hugged the pillow and cried until she died. Her beautiful peach blossom eyes were out of focus, and her chattering mouth could no longer find fault, except for the pitiful function of calling her husband. Bai Yue chuckled in a hoarse voice: "Is it deep enough now, baby?" #My bamboo horse can't be such a spoiled wife ********************* I would like to recommend Youyou's pre-collection of "Take the ball and run to the mine to find the old attacker" by Weihua Can (Article ID=10781500) Fang Xiaoman's life was hard, his parents were partial and his grandparents disliked him. She was also told that her horoscopes were not good, so she had to dress up as a boy and be raised as a girl since she was a child. Huo Lianshan is the tallest and strongest man in the whole village. He has tight tendons and his fists are thicker than the mouth of a bowl. Fang Xiaoman was envious and afraid at the same time. Every time he encountered him, he lowered his head and took a detour. It happened that an accident happened between the two of them. After waking up, Fang Xiaoman was so frightened that his whole body turned red. Not only was he afraid that Huo Lianshan would be angry, but he was even more afraid that Huo Lianshan would beat him to death after discovering his true identity. So he left without saying goodbye and ran away quickly holding his clothes. Even though Huo Lianshan dug three feet into the village, he still didn't dare to come out. Until Huo Lianshan left the village and went to the northern mines, Fang Xiaoman thought he was finally safe. Unexpectedly, his belly gradually bulged... He was pregnant! Women in the village always call midwives to their homes when they give birth, but Fang Xiaoman is a man and he is afraid of being regarded as a monster. I can only bite the bullet, hold my belly, and go to the mine to find Huo Lianshan to have a baby. Intention: Where there is a will, there is a way, and if you work hard, you will be rewarded.