The Overpowered Protagonist’s Harem Handbook

"Bullshit."

After cursing out the story he'd stayed up all night reading despite his high blood pressure, Shao Qingwei closed his eyes. When he woke up, he'd transmigrated into the world of this bullshit male-oriented novel.

He happily went off to admire all the beautiful women, only to find that...

Wait, why had all this guy's harem members turned into men?!

Hold on... Was he one of them too?

It is little known that most harem characters in overpowered hero novels are written in a way that inspires despair, but they usually stay alive.

Not in this one. They all died. Did anyone really find this story satisfying?

So for a while, he couldn't decide which was more bullshit.

Maybe he should reflect on why he was so hooked on eating shit.

The cute puppy girlfriend he found for the overpowered hero: I can't let such an adorable puppy die in that dumbass big brother's arms.

When a wolfdog with an eight-pack of abs held his neck in its mouth and stuck out its tongue, he was stunned. Where was his adorable puppy?

"Who are you calling a dog over and over, huh?"

*

When a jade stone housing an ancient, powerful soul fell into his hands, he thought: Sorry, big brother, your teacher belongs to me now.

But when a gorgeous, mysterious, and haughty female ghost became a male ghost, every day turned into a nightmare. The male ghost's fingertips traced his skin as he whispered in his ear:

"Brother, stay away from them, and I'll tell you all about the treasures and lucky opportunities, okay?~"

Aaaah! Is it too late to throw this thing away?

*

A radiant goddess of war was great, but a male god of war who bound him, confessed his love, swore he'd never marry anyone else, and pursued him across several continents? No, no, no! Absolutely not!

"All I want in this life is to grow old with one person!"

Here's a tombstone for you. It's for life, so keep it. No returns.

*

A powerful prime minister, disguised as a man for a one-night stand, who'd been deeply in love with him all along and returned three years later with a child. Surely this time it wasn't a man, right?

The prime minister stroked the chain around his ankle and said softly, "You have to take responsibility for our child."

What did he even do?!!!

*

Between his own back door and the overpowered hero big brother's back door, he firmly chose to protect the former.

Shao "Straight Guy" Qingwei vowed to keep up his act on the outside while inwardly panicking, and to send all these "heroines" back to his brother.

*

Overpowered hero: "?? Why are there always stinking men trying to covet my little brother?"

Overpowered hero: "My little brother is so frail, sickly, kind, gentle, and pitiful. How could he withstand you people tormenting him like this? Get lost, get lost, get lost!"

Shao Qingwei: "Big brother, go for it!"

The overpowered hero pulled Shao Qingwei closer. "I'll protect my little brother. If anyone dares lay a finger on him, I'll chop them up."

Shao Qingwei: ...You really don't have to treat your future husbands like that.

The overpowered hero leaned closer and frowned. "What's that smell on you?"

???!

His original fiancee, the overpowered hero's original wife, and the peerlessly beautiful "first wife" stepped forward, rested her head on his shoulder, and clasped his wrist. She smiled faintly. "My scent."

Huh? Wait, is my CPU overheating?

The fact that they'd all turned into men was bad enough. He was despairing over a world full of gay men.

Ultimately, one-on-one pairing.

Theme: The happiness of the one you love is your own happiness.