Wooden Head x Tsundere
This is Ye Yizhou's seventeenth year since she transmigrated, and her second year studying at the Beidou Academy.
The Beidou Academy is said to be the top academy in the cultivation world, a place everyone fights tooth and nail to get into.
But Ye Yizhou just wants to drop out.
There's no other reason. As a modern person, she's had enough of the misery of studying. Who knew she'd still have to go to school after transmigrating?
The good news is that at the start of her second year, she gets the account for the campus message board from a mysterious senior sister. A few days later, the account somehow turns into a chatty spirit consciousness, adding a little color to Ye Yizhou's dull campus life.
She names the spirit consciousness Radish and spends every day gossiping with her. Her desire to drop out fades considerably.
What do you mean, "What should I do if I'm in love with my older sister"? The person submitting this is that sister's younger brother. Could you please stop submitting this kind of unhealthy stuff?
What do you mean, "Confessing to a certain young lady: I'd be willing to be her dog"? The person submitting this is a certain young lady's study companion. You rich people really get up to some wild stuff.
What do you mean, "I found out one day that I'm not their biological child"? The person submitting this is the older sister from before. Great, at least this one can pass review.
What do you mean, "How do I get together with the elder who teaches my class"? What is with you people who fall in love with your teachers? Wait, isn't this submission from my senior brother?!
What do you mean, "Selling xx pills. Leave a comment and I'll message you"? Hold on! Radish, you're posting things without reviewing them first!
Running this account makes Ye Yizhou's life much happier, until one day, she receives a submission.
It's from her sworn enemy, Xie Ruchen, the eldest son of the Xie family of Tianshu City.
[Confessing to Ye Yizhou: She's so cute.]
Ye Yizhou's vision goes black.
She only wanted to read the gossip! Why drag her into it?
Since things have come to this, Ye Yizhou can only quietly submit a post of her own: [What should I do if my sworn enemy says he likes me?]
Reader's Guide:
1. A lighthearted, zany ensemble story about everyday life. Characters speak in a modern style, especially the female lead, so please be aware. Includes forum posts, which will be marked in the chapter titles.
2. My own take on cultivation, with mountains of original worldbuilding.
3. The main couple will be each other's only partner, though other characters have one-sided crushes on the female lead.
4. Updates follow the ranking schedule: 7,000 words weekly when the novel isn't ranked, with updates at 8 p.m. on Saturdays and Sundays. When ranked, updates follow the ranking schedule. Daily updates after signing.
Theme: World peace