A College Student Coasts to Victory on a Bodyguard Variety Show

With graduation approaching, Ling Weibu gets dragged into a bodyguard selection reality show.

Five guests compete on the show, each with a unique set of skills.

Guest One: A refined, elegant shooting athlete, wearing rimless glasses and always buttoning his shirt to the very top. Even when Mount Tai is about to fall on him, his heart rate doesn't so much as waver.

Guest Two: A retired special forces soldier who can fly a plane. Sharp-featured and decisive, he can defuse bombs and dive underwater, has top-notch wilderness survival skills, and can whip up ten dishes and a soup anytime, anywhere.

Guest Three: A guileless, old-fashioned senior Shaolin monk, raised in a temple from childhood. Even a penguin wearing nothing but a scarf makes him blush. Beneath his monk's robes are eight-pack abs, and his prayer beads strike only vital points.

Guest Four: A dashing, roguish underground boxing champion, whose wicked smile charms the heart. He has an arrow tattoo on his neck, is wild and untamable, and never stops for anyone.

Guest Five: Ling Weibu, an... utterly ordinary college student.

The viewers don't believe it. A college student can compete too?

He must be an agent working for the Queen. College student is just his cover identity.

Everyone suddenly understands: No wonder he wears a mask. He doesn't want anyone to remember his face.

Ling Weibu: I'm just allergic to pollen.

Everyone: No wonder his spoken English is so good.

Ling Weibu: I'm just thinking about studying abroad.

Everyone: No wonder he gets along with both the underworld and the legitimate world. Even the Silver Hand and the Glorious Society show him respect.

Ling Weibu: I... honestly don't know why...

Filming for the show officially begins.

In the dorm, Ling Weibu uses his phone to turn off the lights. The senior Shaolin monk is stunned. Could this be the long-lost Six Meridians Divine Sword?

At the shooting competition, Ling Weibu helps the shooting athlete put on his glasses, and the sharpshooter misses every target.

At the security planning challenge, Ling Weibu makes a PowerPoint for the underground boxing champion, and the normally defiant fighter admits defeat.

The college student wins the bodyguard reality show by doing nothing.

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