Currently serializing a sister-in-law romance: "The Sickly Beauty's Brooding Assistant Drops the Act"
Blurb:
1.
Work hard while you're young, or you'll be pouring Sprite in the sky.
Jiang Lushi worked as a flight attendant for five years. One day, he wakes up back before his first day on the job.
Given another chance, Jiang Lushi decides to change careers and vows to make a modest contribution to the spiritual and cultural needs of the people.
Everyone: Speak plainly!
Jiang Lushi: Make my debut, become famous, make money!
But things don't go as planned. After three years in the business, he is still a nobody.
He goes to record a variety show, but his segment gets cut for running overtime.
He films two web dramas, neither of which has aired.
He walks the red carpet at an awards ceremony, and the host ignores him.
Just as Jiang Lushi considers going back to pouring Sprite in the sky, his agent brings him an invitation to a variety show.
Agent: "It's a job-experience show. The job is... flight attendant. Oh, no, a male flight attendant."
Jiang Lushi corrects him gravely. "The proper term is cabin crew member."
Agent: "Right."
Jiang Lushi politely declines. "I'd rather not go."
The agent excitedly says, "Great, I'll sign you up right away."
2.
The job-experience variety show "Soaring into the Sky" is about to premiere. Five guests will undergo 60 days of cabin crew training, then take to the skies after earning their qualification certificates.
Guest 1: Lin Qianhe, a cool movie emperor with eyes full of stories.
Netizens: Aaaaaah!
Guest 2: Qi Mingou, a new idol who excels at both singing and dancing.
Netizens: Aaaaaah!
Guest 3: Yan Hongxiang, who appeared on a celebrity parenting show with his star mother. He's been handsome since childhood and is the heir to an airline.
Netizens: Aaaaaah!
Guest 4: Gu Baige, a comedian who's a regular on all kinds of variety shows. There's no joke he can't catch.
Netizens: Hahahahaha!
Netizens: I want to see Teacher Gu do stand-up on a plane.
Guest 5: Jiang Lushi, who appeared in... uh... his family... college... never mind, anyway, he's a man.
Netizens: ...
Netizens: Where did this washed-up nobody come from? Get him out of here.
3.
The show officially begins, and the five guests try on cabin crew uniforms.
Jiang Lushi doesn't know the cameras are rolling. The moment he takes off his shirt, the livestream explodes.
Three years later, he puts on the uniform again. Overcome with emotion, Jiang Lushi can't help shedding a tear, and the entire internet explodes.
The washed-up nobody becomes a sensation on a career-themed variety show.
4.
The exam is coming up. While the others stay up all night studying, Jiang Lushi flops down and goes straight to sleep.
Netizens: Money sure is easy to earn, huh?
Netizens: Now I get why the show invited him: to make everyone else look good?
Netizens: Who says Teacher Gu is the comedian? Jiang Lushi is the real comedian.
In the dorm, Lin Qianhe, fresh from his shower, sees Jiang Lushi asleep. He leans over and feels Jiang Lushi's forehead, his voice so tender it's hard to believe. "Lulu, are you feeling unwell?"
Qi Mingou comes to borrow notes and refuses to give up. "Lulu, get up. I'll study with you."
Gu Baige has a different idea. "If Lulu wants to sleep, let him. I'll pass him a note tomorrow. Sob, I can't memorize this! No, Lulu still needs me."
Even Yan Hongxiang, who has never liked Jiang Lushi, puts down his handbook and secretly contacts the show crew. With the commanding air of a domineering CEO, he says, "I have to go back to the company for a meeting tomorrow. Reschedule the theory exam."
Netizens who witness all this: ???
Wasn't this supposed to be a career-experience show? How did it turn into a dating show?
----Upcoming book: "I Deliver Parcels at a Noble Academy"----
1.
To solve the last-mile delivery problem, Rong Yingxi becomes a student courier at an elite academy.
On his first day delivering packages, he runs into trouble.
He can't find the elevator leading to the "Fengming Society."
With no other choice, Rong Yingxi calls the recipient. The other person tells him, "Wait there. A helicopter will come pick you up."
That is how he meets the personal aide and assistant of Sheng Zechen, who has become the head of a century-old family.
2.
Shengyide Academy is the elite academy of elite academies. Every student is born into wealth and privilege, without exception.
The Fengming Society is a mysterious organization within Shengyide Academy. Only students designated as heirs can join, receiving an elite education beyond anyone else's reach.
The Ao family undergoes a major upheaval, and Ao Tianqi is no longer the heir.
On the day the Fengming Society expels him, Ao Tianqi goes on a rampage, only to be brutally knocked to the ground.
Rong Yingxi happens to be delivering a package and asks to speak to the man who's like a rabid dog.
Once given permission, Rong Yingxi bends down in front of Ao Tianqi and hands him a business card. "Call me for deliveries. I'll give you 20% off."
3.
On the way to deliver a package to the Fengming Society dormitory, the boat sinks.
In an emergency, Rong Yingxi opens a package.
The good news: The item floats.
The bad news: It's an inflatable male doll.
After reaching shore, Rong Yingxi takes the initiative and offers the recipient a brand-new inflatable male doll as compensation.
But something strange happens: nobody admits to having lost a package.
4.
There are plenty of other strange things too.
It's nowhere near Singles' Day, but there are still too many packages to deliver.
Math genius Shang Yanhuan asks Rong Yingxi for a delivery discount, not 20% off, but double the price.
Ao Tianqi, who has stood back up, confesses his feelings to Rong Yingxi and swears to be his loyal dog for life.
Sheng Zechen invites Rong Yingxi, who isn't an heir, to join the Fengming Society, on the condition that he marry into Sheng Zechen's family.
Will Rong Yingxi accept?
Theme: Through the protagonist's experiences, showcase the professional spirit of civil aviation cabin crew in the new era.
Why would it happen again? Can't it just be the same as AB before?
I wonder why Hong had to fire this cp with endless troubles. Forgive me for re-understanding the "newspaper group to keep warm" that can be added with its significance. Suppose that Xiao Qi was asked by his own company to be fired unwillingly and leaked the secret. He got emotional and took the initiative to control the actor regardless of the agent's obstruction of exposure. He even scolded others. Although he appeared to be standing on the moral high ground, but in his heart, he could not resist secretly fantasizing about the duplicity. Young Master Yan played three different scenes. All codes are accepted naturally. Only this humorous and tolerant version of a good guy who actively fired me for fame makes me feel physically uncomfortable. For some reason, I think of an artist who frequently appears in major variety shows. Objectively speaking, he is not bad in character and is smart and talented. Some fans excused themselves by saying that it is because their appearance hinders their dreams. They are not stunning but not bad. I can only say that not being suitable will definitely affect their popularity with the audience. Don't use appearance to criticize yourself. You can't escape the fact that everyone likes beautiful people. There are so many "ugly stars" who have not been rejected like this. It should be said that there is a reason for aesthetic fatigue. Nowadays, the audience's taste is also high. Everyone can realize their dreams, but too many cross-borders make the word "professional" have an ironic meaning. Sincerity is the eternal family card. There is still a certain difference between fighting for popularity and genuine love. Yes, so I scrolled too much and I felt like I wanted to be famous. Of course, this is purely a matter of my personal preference, because the CP content in this chapter did lead to Lenovo's comments being a little off track. I'm going to talk nonsense here, and I would like to apologize to the author and the artists I associate with it. It may be my bias that caused misunderstandings or overthinking, but even if I am attacked by fans, these are my true thoughts and feelings, and the impression value cannot be changed for the time being.
Some inappropriate places are mainly: 1. The two chapters where Yan's relative Huang appears are really redundant. (1) Change the model of clothes and write down the reasons for his malice in three or two paragraphs. I wrote almost a whole chapter about Huang's experiences and thoughts. Few people care about what the little villain has experienced and why he did what he did. (2) Poisoning of cosmetics, I wrote about it, but the matter was not exposed. Xiao Jiang didn't know about it, and Xiao Qi, who was trying to prevent the disaster, didn't notice it and thought it was due to expiration, so writing it had no effect (if it was a foreshadowing for a long, long time later, just think I didn't say it). 2. Yan was Xiaojiang's boss in his previous life. It is normal for Xiaojiang to think of Yan because of things. However, there are too many descriptions of Yan's various psychological activities in this life. The other supporting characters did not describe so much or even almost none. However, apart from psychological descriptions, there are very few other methods to describe Yan. Yan's image is almost entirely supported by psychological descriptions. In addition, there are too few scenes where Lin is attacked, and he is almost the same as several other supporting characters, far less than Yan. I finished reading it for Xiao Jiang Keai. There is no need to return the red envelope to jjb.
So, the matter of fish scales being added to skin care products is just over? Just let him appear like a villain in a funny animation after a while, but the protagonist group relies on the author's cheat code to unknowingly and escape time and time again with good luck?
Hahahahahahahahahahaha Xiao Jiang: Me? In love? Or three hahaha
Tie the text! I don't know if there will be an extra episode 🥺
Hahahahahahahahahahaha sue the central government!!!
You kid, don't look at Jiang Jiangshu who feels uncomfortable and starts competing again [question mark] [question mark] [question mark]
To be honest, I think returning to Lantian is also a good choice. You may also consider returning to your role as a flight attendant after filming.
Hahahahahahahaha old bustard 🐶 🐶 [like]