In the Song Dynasty, there was a bamboo horse named Jiang Hansheng.
When he was young, his parents were busy with work and often entrusted Song Nian to Zhuma's family to take care of him.
When Song Nian was sick, it was Zhuma who took care of him. When he had a bad appetite, it was Zhuma who fed him. When he was writing classmate records, it was Zhuma who forced him to write Jiang Hansheng's name behind each of his "best friends."
After growing up together closely for more than ten years, Song Nian naturally fell in love with Jiang Hansheng.
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But Song Nian didn't dare to let Jiang Hansheng know because Jiang Hansheng hated homosexuals extremely.
Jiang Hansheng is handsome, has excellent grades, is 1.9 Meters tall and has eight-pack abs. He became a famous figure as soon as he entered college. Many men and women have a crush on him.
After rejecting yet another same-sex confession, Jiang Hansheng hugged Song Nian with a cold face and turned around to leave.
The friend asked curiously: "Jiang Hansheng, why do you hate gay men so much? They haven't messed with you."
Jiang Hansheng said with extremely strong prejudice: "Anyway, I don't like gays. Most gays are very horny. They only think about dating every day. It's very chaotic. It's not pure love at all."
Jiang Hansheng's prejudice has become so serious that he doesn't even want to be friends with gays because he believes that "two kinds of people cannot sleep under the same bed." He is afraid that being friends with gays will lead to assimilation and turn him into the person he hates most.
The friend was speechless: "Then what are you doing when you stick to Song Nian every day? Do you abstract?"
Jiang Hansheng was furious: "Can Song Nian and I be the same? We have a pure friendship! We are different from those dirty gay men!"
Song Nian's heart was broken to pieces, and his first love ended before it even began.
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After a certain party, Song Nian sent the drunk Zhu Ma back to the dormitory.
Looking at Zhu Ma, whose handsome face was red and no longer as cool and clear as before, Song Nian couldn't help but kiss him, intending to put an end to his first love.
However, Zhu Ma, who thought he was drunk and confused, suddenly opened his eyes and looked at him in astonishment.
Song Nian immediately turned pale, pretending to be calm and gave a half-truth and half-false explanation.
The truth is: "I'm sorry, I kept it secret from you for so long, but I'm gay."
The lie is: "But don't worry, I have someone I like."
Song Nian was afraid that Zhu Ma would completely hate him, so he lied to him that he had a crush, who was very handsome and popular, but the crush only liked experienced people and didn't like talking to young people, so he took advantage of Jiang Hansheng's drunkenness to secretly practice what it was like to kiss.
Jiang Hansheng was silent for a long time, and for the first time he ran away from the baby he had taken care of for more than ten years.
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Song Nian thought that his relationship with Jiang Hansheng for more than ten years was ruined, so he began to participate in a large number of social activities so that he would be busy and have no time to be sad and decadent, and wanted to retain the last trace of dignity.
Song Nian agreed to a friend from the art department to be his model, and the other party happily invited him to dinner. Little did they know that the date scene was photographed and posted on the campus forum, and it became a hot post: [Explosion! A new cp has appeared! Come and eat!
The night the hot post appeared, Song Nian was blocked at the door of the dormitory by Zhu Ma.
The bamboo horse, who had always been obedient and doting on him, his face almost turned dark, and he asked coldly: "Is that man with glasses your playboy crush?"
Song Nian was stunned and shook his head in denial.
Jiang Hansheng's face softened slightly, he rubbed his red eyes and made a difficult decision: "Isn't it just to practice kissing? I will practice with you."
Zhu Ma's voice was cold and possessive: "Don't look for anyone else."
Song Nian was stunned and asked him: "Don't you hate gays the most?"
Jiang Hansheng said with a handsome face, "It's just a kiss, it doesn't count as homosexuality, we are still purely friends."
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Later, Jiang Hansheng kissed her and lost her heart.
After ending the kiss, Jiang Han hinted to him in a sour voice: "My kissing skills are quite good now. How about you change to crush? You have to find white paper. The newspaper is not good enough for you."
Song Nian's breath was slightly disturbed and he glanced at him: "I won't change."
Zhu Ma's face was as sour as a rag soaked in vinegar: "Then what is our relationship now!"
Song Nian closed his eyes, as if to avenge his sadness at that time, and said harshly: "Pure friendship."
Jiang Hansheng was furious: "Niannian, tell me again, what is our relationship?"
Song Nian hooked his neck and took the initiative to kiss him, with a gentle smile on his face: "Didn't you say that? Lip friendship."
Jiang Hansheng was furious.
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Later, when Jiang Hansheng heard others talking about homophobia, he frowned: "Homosexuality? What's wrong?"
Turning around, there was another face, hugging Song Nian and refusing to let go, and said stickyly: "It's all you who turned me into a horny homosexual. The baby must be responsible for me."
Song Nian turned away in disgust: "... Don't pick on me, I'm homophobic!"
*It should be a short cookie~*
Concept: Unrequited love is also a form of love, the object is imagination