What Are You Barking At?

[Stable madness is also a kind of stability·Pipixia is tortured to the point of exhaustion and still loves his wife·Gong] Bai Mo, a 996 social worker who was involved in life and death, unfortunately died suddenly while working overtime late at night again. When he opened his eyes again, he found that he had traveled to an interstellar era with extremely advanced technology, and he had turned into a cute... Husky! From human to dog, Bai Mo's thoughts are: ecstasy. Jpg Bai Mo: Haha, I'm no longer a human being! His breeder, whose identity is unknown, is super rich and lives in a futuristic mansion of 300 square meters. He buys toys as he likes and fills the entire fresh meat cabinet with raw meat and bones for him to eat. When he first arrived, Bai Mo shrank his tail timidly, looking pitiful: Ouch, ouch! [Brother, is this your home~? ] After getting acquainted, Bai Mo said: Ouch! [Is this ↗your home↘? ] - Bai Mo's life was very nourishing, and he was nourished to be smooth and smooth. Every day when he's hungry, he acts coquettishly, and when he makes a mistake, he blinks his round, grape-shaped eyes, looking like "What kind of evil intentions can a puppy have?" When he is full, he barks freely, cuts and wounds like an alien, skillfully changes his two faces, and tortures his breeder. Of course, this was not a repayment of kindness, but he discovered that his breeder seemed to have some kind of mental illness. During the attack, he looked even more insane than him. He would continue to mutilate himself until he was exhausted and bloody. The puppy Gouke was so frightened that in order to repay the kindness of his breeder, he racked his brains to act like a monster every day! Bai Mo firmly believes that as long as the breeder is teased until the battery is exhausted, he will no longer have the energy to harm himself! Puppy Gou has made a great contribution! When the breeder is not at home, he patrols the territory in a swaggering manner and plays with the high-tech products of the interstellar era, having a great time. Bai Mo: Oops, it's so hard for a puppy to get into trouble. Let's see what happened to the abstract human live broadcast in the interstellar era? Not only does he watch, he also rewards the breeders with money. After the reward is over, he will make money by live streaming. What a diligent and diligent person! … In today's society, in order to alleviate the problem of mental violence, almost everyone keeps pets to relieve stress. Major General Xi Chen, who possesses SSS-level mental power, has been suffering from the pain of losing control of his mental power for many years. A friend sent him a rare species said to be from the ancient earth through connections. This mythical beast is black and white, with blue pupils, and is majestic. It seems to be regarded as a national treasure by the mysterious ancient country. Also delivered with it is an animal language converter. However, Xi Chen found that his family's mythical beast seemed different from other families'. It was very emotional and talkative. The expensive language converter beeps all day long. When the puppy is hungry, it means: "Dad, the baby is hungry, please give me some food~" After eating enough and wanting to play with the puppy to relieve stress, the converter beeps: "Don't hurt me!" He was in trouble. As soon as he rolled up his sleeves, the converter hurriedly beeped: "This flowerpot is really a flowerpot. It has a broken beauty. What kind of artist can create such a masterpiece?" Xi Chen: "...?" Forget it, it's a national treasure, let's let it go. Then silently cleaned up the broken flower pots. Xi Chen's pressure was increasing day by day, but he really didn't have the energy to harm himself. The friend proudly claimed the credit, then approached in surprise and asked, "Hey, why do you have dark circles under your eyes?" Xi Chen: "..." You guess. - Until one day after get off work, Xi Chen came home early and heard a sound in the attic. Xi Chen's first reaction was that there was a burglar. He quietly approached the door panel that made the noise, only to find that it was his own mythical beast blowing water on the live broadcast. Bai Mo has even become the top live broadcaster on the platform, earning tens of millions of star coins in rewards every day, and has become the well-deserved richest man among dogs... Fans of the barrage actively interacted: [Mo Mo, can you tell that story again? This is the story of how you conquered our cold and invincible Major General Xi! [New fan, watching the live broadcast for the first time, and curious! It's hard to imagine how cute you can be so cute that you can defeat Major General Xi! Bai Mo shrugged his little nose disdainfully and patted the converter: "To be cute? I don't want to be cute." "Whenever he comes back, I would yell at him and ask him to go to the kitchen and cook me two dishes." "Oh, how dare he have any objections? Watch out if I jump on the bed in the middle of the night and break his bones." "Huh? Don't hit me, he is a good daddy." Xi Chen couldn't bear it anymore and opened the door with a dark face. Bai Mo's face was stunned, and he stood up in a military posture at lightning speed, wagging his little tail wildly. The converter kept buzzing: "Dad! You're back! The baby misses you so much!" The entire network was silent, and the richest man among dogs fell from the altar. - That night, Xi Chen settled the accounts seriously: "Momo, what kind of national treasure are you?" Bai Mo's face was confused and he whimpered in a low voice: "Huh? I'm not a panda..." Xi Chen: "... Then what are you?" The puppy groaned guiltily: "Two, two ha..." Xi Chen: "?" *Sweet little epilepsy article that releases your mental state* Intention: The sky is big and the earth is big, happiness is the greatest!