I Hooked Up with My Ex-Girlfriend Online

Also known as: I Got Off Online to My Ex-Girlfriend

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I'm a top-tier internet surfer, spewing dirty talk all over the web every day, dropping my pants everywhere and running my mouth wherever I go. A shameless horndog through and through. My last relationship was three years ago, back when I was still an innocent high school girl. Then, for various reasons, my girlfriend and I broke up.

After starting college, I discovered that the internet was an ocean full of flying pants. Immature as I was, I got completely hooked and couldn't pull myself away. I even made the noble vow to turn every handsome T and pretty P on the entire internet into my wife with my words!

As I wandered through the internet's vast ocean, I discovered a bodhisattva who ticked every box on my deeply embarrassing list of kinks.

Yes, I shamelessly went all in without thinking.

Every day, without fail, I called her my wife in the comments, typing all kinds of filthy language and lascivious remarks with wild abandon.

Then,

I realized

she was my first love, the childhood friend I had dumped!

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Reader advisory:

1. The blurb is in first person, while the main story is in third person.

2. This is just for my own amusement, so please don't flame the girl (little bird cries).

3. Be civilized online, and keep your pants on.

4. I can't think of anything else yet...

Theme: Be civilized online and build a harmonious society