General, But Make Me a Delicate Drama Queen

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Blurb:

In his previous life, the great general Ji Qingyan gave his heart to the wrong person. After his entire family was sentenced to death, he transmigrated into an actor in the entertainment industry who shared his name.

Videos of him acting ridiculous, edited by his anti-fans, were all over the internet. The troublemaking, washed-up star just wouldn't disappear.

His agency had built a persona for him as someone so delicate he couldn't take care of himself, and had even booked him on a travel variety show.

But on camera, he split ten pounds of firewood with one strike of his hand.

Teammates: ...

Anti-fans: ...

Ordinary netizens: You call that too delicate to take care of himself?

When his manager warned him, he let the words go in one ear and out the other, then turned around and escorted a passing thief straight to the police station.

The person whose belongings had been stolen: ...

Teammates: ...

His manager, who had just been threatening him: *gulp*

#Help! The troublemaker suddenly stopped causing trouble and got so manly~#

Ji Qingyan didn't understand the ins and outs of modern society very well, and didn't care when public opinion online turned in his favor.

He was content with nothing, and once he became famous and had enough money to live on, he chose to retire.

Weibo exploded immediately.

"Please, Ji Qingyan, come back already!!"

"I admit I was a little fake before, but bro, the entertainment industry can't do without you!!! We were wrong!"

"Bro, come back! Without you, I'm like a fish out of water!"

But Ji Qingyan ignored the pleas of the netizens and fans.

Just when everyone thought they'd never see Ji Qingyan in the public eye again,

A guest on a dating show accidentally wandered into a villa belonging to a certain movie emperor. The guests cheerfully showed off their affection for one another in front of the cameras.

Suddenly, a lazy voice came from upstairs: "Xiao Shiye, did you wash my underwear? I don't have any left."

Everyone looked up at once and saw Ji Qingyan, who had been missing for a long time, wearing loose pajamas.

His collarbones were covered in countless red marks. His long hair fell across his shoulders, the corners of his eyes alluring and flushed, and he looked at them with the disdain of a king.

Everyone went wild.

#Xiao Shiye, how dare you keep him all to yourself!!!#

Weibo exploded again!

"I knew something was off about the way Xiao Shiye looked at my wife during that travel show!!!"

"What kind of good man is so delicate and weak that he needs someone else to take care of him all the time? Ji Qingyan, don't let him fool you!!"

"Xiao Shiye, you really are a dog!!!"

"If the guest hadn't gone the wrong way, we'd have been kept in the dark forever!!"

Meanwhile, on camera, Xiao Shiye lay against Ji Qingyan's chest, reading the trending comments. He could barely keep the corners of his mouth from curling up, and spoke in a coy, tea-flavored voice: "Gege, they're accusing me unfairly."

Ji Qingyan paused, then patted his back to comfort him. "It's all right. I believe you."

Later, to comfort Xiao Shiye, Ji Qingyan reluctantly logged into Weibo again and posted a clarification:

"Shiye didn't lie to me. Don't misunderstand him."

The guests, who had watched Xiao Shiye lead Ji Qingyan around by the nose: ...

They were grinding their teeth to dust.

A few minutes later,

#Xiao Shiye, You Scheming Tease#

#Ji Qingyan, You're So Easy to Fool#

#The Dating Show Guests Have It Rough#

and other hashtags shot to the top of the trending list.

They stayed there for three days and three nights.

Pure-hearted, easygoing, beautiful general, bottom

VS

Scheming, flirtatious movie emperor, top

2024/9/1

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