I Conquer the Cultivation World with My Keyboard

Blurb:

A programmer who died from working overtime transmigrated with a cultivation System.

He thought he'd rise to the top and become an invincible protagonist, but instead, he just ended up in another world, still hammering away at a keyboard.

Other cultivators comprehend the Heavenly Dao and draw in spiritual energy.

He cultivates by writing code and fixing bugs across the world.

Other cultivators are suffused with righteousness and shine with golden light.

He's covered in binary runes: 01001.

When Shen Zhifu was falsely accused of being a demonic cultivator after reaching Foundation Establishment, he was on the verge of dying when he suddenly saw a hand reaching out to him.

Its owner had a calm expression and a straight, pine-like bearing, with an icy chill in his brows and eyes.

It was none other than the foremost reclusive Immortal Venerable of the day, Lord Jiuhuai.

He had no time to think. Acting on instinct, he took the man's hand and became the Immortal Venerable's only disciple.

With a powerful patron to lean on, Shen Zhifu quickly rose to fame and became the most sought-after newcomer among the disciples.

Music cultivation was a lie, cultivating immortality was a lie, and when he pointed to the keyboard in his hands and called it a musical instrument, everyone believed him.

Shen Zhifu secretly rejoiced that the cultivation world was full of gullible sweethearts, never realizing how much the Immortal Lord, who never involved himself in worldly affairs, did behind the scenes to help him keep up the act.

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In public, Lord Jiuhuai kept his eyes closed and his desires in check, like a Buddha who had withdrawn from the world.

But as soon as everyone else left, those snow-cold eyes would kindle with deep, burning desire.

That desire was like fire and wind: the stronger the wind, the fiercer the flames. It was so intense that no one dared look straight at it.

It was a desire born of his disciple, a desire to keep him bound at his side.

At last, the moon that hung high in the heavens willingly descended to the mortal world, just so it could draw the person in its heart into its embrace.

Cold and aloof to everyone else, but jealous of everyone on the inside

VS

A popular, oblivious charmer who attracts admirers everywhere

One-on-one romance, devoted love.

[Reading Guide]

1. Older master and younger disciple, with plenty of original worldbuilding.

2. A lighthearted cultivation novel with no difficult lore. Enjoy!

3. Read for fun, and feel free to share your thoughts.

4. Cover character design based on bs.

5. I'm a new writer. Thank you for reading.

Feel free to leave if it's not for you, and I hope we meet again next time.

Upcoming novel: After a Laid-Back Fun-Seeker Marries into a Wealthy Family [Showbiz]

Blurb:

Zhao Chi was a popular actor, barely making it into the A-list, but he turned down offers from major directors because playing games took up all his time.

Other people posted ads or selfies on Weibo.

His feed was all gaming highlights and new character skins.

Other people took acting jobs to become famous.

He took acting jobs to earn money for gaming.

His fans were consequently nicknamed the Prayer Beads.

On a forum, they joked about themselves:

"Even if Brother Chi marries into a wealthy family because of gaming and retires someday, I'll accept it~"

"Before he retires, I just want him to post a selfie. Stop posting outfits for game characters that are styled with his terrible taste!"

"With his taste, do you really think his photography skills could be any better?"

A few days later

A Weibo post shot to the top of the trending list.

#Zhao Chi really did marry into a wealthy family!!!#

"Bad news: That kid really married into a wealthy family. Good news: He hasn't retired, sob sob."

Later, as the topic continued to trend, a selfie made its way to the top of the feed too.

A well-defined hand touched the man's Adam's apple. Zhao Chi's handsome face, unseen by the public for a long time, rested against a broad, muscular chest.

The expression was suggestive, the pose was suggestive, and the entire photo practically screamed seduction.

Posted by: Zhao Chi, AKA Carrying an AK and Stealing C4

Caption: Official announcement. Don't be jealous. He's mine~

All the Prayer Beads: "Aaaaaah!! How did you get so lucky, you little brat?! Aaaaaah!!"

#You've already posted a selfie, now post some bedroom photos!#

Zhao Chi glanced at the marks on his body. These bedroom photos? Can't post those~ [covers mouth, blushing].

As the heir to the Chu family, Chu Fushen had been spoiled with every luxury from childhood. There was nothing he couldn't get if he wanted it.

Then he met someone he had to have, even though he didn't want him.

When his uncle pulled out the agreement his mother had made, requiring him to make sure Chu Fushen got married before handing over the company,

Chu Fushen: "..."

Chu Fushen: "What's the upside of getting married?"

Uncle: "I don't know, but you have to get married!"

Chu Fushen: "I like men."

Uncle: "???"

Chu Fushen glanced at a pop-up ad on his computer and added, "And I like the somewhat disreputable sort. Men who appear in ads everywhere, have a bit of name recognition, and don't do any real work. Older than me, too."

Uncle: "???"

Chu Fushen sighed. "See? You don't approve."

The next day, his uncle tossed Zhao Chi's profile onto his desk. "He's a little disreputable, appears in ads everywhere, has a bit of name recognition, doesn't do any real work, and is older than you. Your type. Marry him!"

Chu Fushen: "..."

Chu Fushen: "Are you somehow both conservative and unusually open-minded?"

A few days later, he married this somewhat disreputable man who appeared in ads everywhere, had a bit of name recognition, didn't do any real work, and was older than him.

But he discovered that this kind of life wasn't half bad.

After experiencing the joys of married life, President Chu went to work in high spirits each day, more cheerful than ever.

Then one day, his dear wife leaned against him, playing a game, and asked, "Why did you choose me in the first place?"

Chu Fushen: "..."

Because you're disreputable, appear in ads everywhere, have a bit of name recognition, don't do any real work, and are older than me...

President Chu, who had always had everything go his way, was stumped for once.

Showbiz, marriage first and love later, sweet romance.

A laid-back actor who's only interested in gaming

VS

A brooding, powerful tycoon forced into marriage

Theme: Even when we're in difficult circumstances, we should keep striving to live well.