Trying to Convince My Wife to Have a Baby Every Day

Su Pingyi was precocious, and had been thinking about getting a wife since she was little. On her first day of kindergarten, she was captivated by the prettiest girl in class and swore she would make her her wife.

So she came up with a meticulous plan:

1. Give Fu Wanyin spicy snacks.

2. Give Fu Wanyin red wine to drink.

3. Give Fu Wanyin bugs to play with.

But as the plan went on, Fu Wanyin cried more and more often, and even tearfully told their teacher that she never wanted to be Su Pingyi's friend again.

Su Pingyi didn't understand and was deeply frustrated.

Not long afterward, Fu Wanyin transferred to another school. Su Pingyi crumpled the rest of her plan and threw it in the trash, never thinking about getting a wife again.

Until their senior year of high school, when a new student transferred into their class. Su Pingyi was so sleepy she could barely keep her eyes open. She glanced over, ready to curse, but froze when she saw the girl's face.

Wasn't that her wife?!

Su Pingyi shot to her feet.

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When Fu Wanyin was in kindergarten, she met a particularly mischievous little girl. The girl caught bugs to scare her and even gave her alcohol to drink. Fu Wanyin was so frightened that she dreaded seeing her every day.

Fortunately, she transferred schools later, and Fu Wanyin breathed a sigh of relief. She thought she never wanted to see that girl again for the rest of her life.

Then her parents divorced, and she was forced to transfer schools. Once again, she ran into that little terror. The girl recognized her too and flashed her a sinister smile.

One day,

Su Pingyi called Fu Wanyin over. She trembled in fear, terrified that her childhood nightmare was about to happen all over again. She was so nervous she nearly fainted.

But Su Pingyi only scratched her head and asked, looking embarrassed, "Wife, now that we're all grown up, when are we having a baby?"

Fu Wanyin: ???

-The little terror x the timid white rabbit, Su Pingyi x Fu Wanyin

-Childhood sweethearts, guaranteed sweetness

-Bedtime reading

Message: Be an honest person from a young age