My Scumbag Ex Wants Me to Take Responsibility for His Baby

Wen Zhen transmigrates into a BE novel as a passerby. The System tells him to prevent the bad ending and ruthlessly torment the scum gong. For every 10% that the likelihood of the bad ending drops, he earns one million yuan in savings.

When the chance of a bad ending falls to 0%, the System will automatically disconnect from him, and he will become a millionaire.

Wen Zhen thinks it over. To prevent the bad ending, all he has to do is keep the shou from falling for the scum gong, and keep the scum gong from falling for the shou, right?

Step one: transmigrate to the moment they first meet.

Original: The shou is harassed and humiliated by a bully. The gong plays the hero and saves him, and the shou secretly falls for him.

Wen Zhen: Beat the gong to it and call the police.

Step two: Lie in wait at the intersection where they meet for the second time.

Original: The gong is ambushed by his enemies seeking revenge. The shou steps in to protect him and gets injured in the arm, catching the gong's attention.

Wen Zhen: I'll call the police again.

Wait, why is the scum gong getting more and more interested in him halfway through the mission?

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Li Shaoyuan notices someone who suddenly barges into his life and keeps finding ways to pop up in front of him.

A street fight, a lecture by an outstanding alumnus, even a part-time job at Li Shaoyuan's bar.

Li Shaoyuan comes to a conclusion: Does he like me? ...Actually, the kid is pretty cute.

Li Shaoyuan falls for him and decides to make him his.

One chaotic night, Li Shaoyuan is in heat. Seeing the boy he loves, he grabs his hand, breathing hard as he struggles to keep himself under control. "Please, let me mark you, or... you can mark me instead."

[Highlight] In this world, alphas can get pregnant, but the chance is extremely low. Betas cannot conceive or give birth.

[Younger, sweet-looking but secretly devious gong, and older shou, a fatherly CEO at first and a doting "mom" later, who seems like a scum gong]

[Reader's Guide]

1. Strong leads, younger gong, pregnancy before love, shou pursues gong, 1v1.

2. The "scum gong" isn't actually scummy.

3. The setting is full of personal headcanons, so don't overanalyze it. Updates are usually at 9 p.m.; if there's no update, I'll post a notice.

Lan Che transmigrates as a lovesick supporting character with a crush on the protagonist shou. His role is to make the protagonists' path to a happy ending more difficult.

The Book Spirit tells him: You just have to sneak the protagonist shou away at the engagement banquet and trigger the protagonist gong's "chasing-his-wife-to-the-crematorium" arc, and then you'll regain your freedom.

On a dark and stormy night, Lan Che sneaks into the room, steals the protagonist shou, who's been drugged with a sedative, and takes him back to Mermaid Island.

Um... that should do it, right?

Lan Che obediently waits for the protagonist gong to come and play the hero.

But something seems off about the person he's just moved onto the bed... Good heavens, what kind of sedative makes someone blush and feel hot all over? Could it be an aphrodisiac?

The protagonist shou grabs Lan Che's hand and begs him to mark him.

Lan Che: QAQ, Your Honor, surely this doesn't count as breaking the rules?!

The aphrodisiac wears off, but the protagonist gong who was supposed to come "chasing after his wife" never shows up.

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The tyrant of the interstellar empire, Luo Erweisi, is gloomy and violent, and keeps everyone at arm's length. One day, he suddenly announces that he will enter seclusion for two months.

Some say he's secretly getting married during that time. The human royal family is desperate for heirs.

At the matchmaking banquet, Luo Erweisi looks at the plain and boring dark female and snaps, "I won't marry someone weak and useless. Are you trying to force me to marry just for the sake of getting married?"

After drinking, Luo Erweisi and the dark female both pass out. When he wakes, he's on an unfamiliar island, facing a male merfolk who's prettier than any female, with an utterly innocent and foolish look on his face.

Two months later, Luo Erweisi emerges from seclusion as promised. Everyone is astonished to see that the emperor's belly is getting bigger by the day...

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The Interstellar Almanac states: What are merfolk?

Beautifully useless creatures, with nothing to recommend them except their gorgeous looks, their ability to impregnate males, and their rarity.

After regaining his freedom, the beautiful and useless Lan Che happens to arrive in the capital of the home planet. During a royal procession, he sees the emperor in a parade float, sporting a baby bump, and thinks it's strange.

But what's even stranger is... Wait, doesn't that person with the big belly look familiar?!

[Adorable, sweet-looking but secretly devious merfolk gong, and gloomy tyrant, the strongest fighter around and the human world's number one husband protector, shou]

Theme: Love in your heart, live life well