To become stronger, some people pay a price, like going bald.
Others pay an enormous price, like becoming impotent.
Zhao Yunsheng has fists of iron and has beaten every ghost under heaven. He's been the Tianshi rankings' eternal runner-up.
But after years of focusing on training his fists, he neglected the most basic bodily function: he can't get it up.
One day, he heard that a spiritual energy master who could cure every illness had opened a clinic right outside his home.
So he disguised himself and went there, only to have his cover blown in front of his nemesis, the eternal number one on the Tianshi rankings.
When Xie Yu'an heard that the second-ranked Tianshi had no spiritual energy and had climbed the rankings through sheer effort, he became very interested in this defeated rival.
Though they'd never met, Xie Yu'an always kept a close eye on his every move.
For example, how he'd turned over another haunted house today, manually exorcised several evil spirits, and booked an appointment at some quack master's clinic...?
Xie Yu'an found it strange that his opponent, who was always in such good physical condition, would go to a doctor.
So he took on that low-level assignment, kicked in the door of the fake healer's clinic, transformed into a genuine spiritual energy master, and heard the most interesting secret of his life.
Zhao Yunsheng had actually transmigrated into a book.
He'd read a power fantasy novel before bed, and when he woke up, he'd transmigrated into the book as a cannon-fodder character with the same name.
He was the overpowered male lead's childhood friend, introduced only to die horribly at the villain's hands and spur the male lead's growth.
After learning when he was destined to die, Zhao Yunsheng worked hard to climb the Tianshi rankings to save his own life. But why was his life getting stranger and stranger?
Why had the aloof, overpowered male lead appeared early and started climbing into his bed in the middle of the night?
Why were the tragic, powerful villain and the overpowered male lead mortal enemies because of him?
And why was his nemesis, the eternal number one on the Tianshi rankings, always pursuing him relentlessly?!
Zhao Yunsheng: Wasn't the book I read about a male lead becoming a god?!
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Then, on a certain day in a certain month of a certain year, Zhao Yunsheng finally found out why.
After the original platform shut down, the overpowered male lead novel was revised, repaired, and successfully published on JJ. Its original tags were: harem, passerby, non-consensual, mob, rape, gangbang.
Zhao Yunsheng: ...Up yours!
Couple: A cocky, irreverent uke who reaches for the sky x a stiff, upright, devoted husband of a seme
Longer character descriptions: A sharp-tongued, shamelessly slippery, tiger pretending to be a pig who punches first when in doubt, a cool and handsome uke x a peak-of-the-industry, aloof and untouchable flower, a seme who excels both at home and in public, and a proper, old-fashioned devoted husband
Tips:
1. They're a bickering couple. The story of how my nemesis cured my impotence...
2. The uke has impotence, the seme has a star addiction. Neither gets in the other's way. (Thumbs up.)
3. Modern urban fantasy and the supernatural, one-on-one pairing with an extremely intense mutual attraction, both are each other's first.
2024/08/27 (archived)
Theme: Be self-reliant and keep your feet on the ground