Recycling Old Phones, Throwing Away Old Lovers

In this story, top and bottom don't matter, but damn it, you have to pick an identity card!!!

On the 396th day after I accidentally picked up that phone, I was arrested by the police.

The person who arrested me was my lover's colleague: blond, dark-skinned, baby-faced, and incredibly cool with a gun in his hand.

But darling, I swear to God, I still only like your blue eyes.

Theme: Love can transcend life and death.