○ Coming soon: "Officer Matsuda Decides to Forage for Wild Vegetables Today". Detective Boys, pairing: White Matsuda and Black Hagi.
○ Coming soon: "Forced by My Supernatural Ability to Become an Extrovert, I Still Want to Die in Peace Today". No pairing.
[Recommendations from friends: 1. "After Being Courted by His Childhood Friend, the Obsessive Kudo-kun" by Er Yan. 2. "My Goal Is to Make Kurosawa the Top Host". No pairing.]
"Why is it bad luck again?!"
Liu Xingren stared at the familiar reading, at a loss for words. Different times, the same result.
His daily fortune was always bad.
In all his years as a Taoist priest, Liu Xingren had never seen anything like it. Never.
He really wanted to ask, "Is your Beika Town cursed or something?!"
*
One day, after telling someone's fortune, Liu Xingren was calculating how many sandwiches he could buy with that day's earnings when a company sent him a message.
They wanted to hire him as a consultant to screen and assign tasks. The pay was extremely generous, and they even thoughtfully added, "You don't have to come to the office. You can do it online."
Good money, little work, and no need to leave home. Perfect!
Liu Xingren, wearing dinosaur pajamas and sucking on a lollipop, was overjoyed and accepted at once.
The first assignment: pick something up. Assigned agent: Vermouth?
Huh, that's a liquor name?
Raising an eyebrow, Liu Xingren cast a reading. Bad luck.
Uh... He kept reading. Bourbon?
Another liquor name, but this one felt right. He changed the name, cast a reading, and got good luck.
Great, he's the one.
So, in the first column of his Excel sheet, Liu Xingren replaced the assigned agent with Bourbon and checked the box at the end.
The second assignment: help catch a toy. Assigned agent: Kir?
Still a liquor name.
Got it! This company must specialize in selling liquor.
Nodding in understanding, Liu Xingren cast another reading. The result was... bad luck!
Uh...
By now he knew the drill. He smoothly switched in Irish. Great, good luck. He changed the name and checked the box.
*
Suspicious of Liu Xingren's various antics, Edogawa Conan talked it over with Amuro Tooru and Akai Shuuichi.
The three of them began visiting him again and again.
That is, until the next time they knocked on his door. Thoroughly annoyed, Liu Xingren stripped away all three of their secret identities in one breath.
!!!!
The three stared in shock.
Well...
At least now they'd have something else to keep them busy, right?
Liu Xingren blinked, insisting it had nothing to do with him.
As for how he knew who they were...
"Because I'm a Taoist priest."
Liu Xingren answered in the calmest voice.
Conan, once again rocked by the supernatural: ...
Enough. This is really enough.
SOS!!!
Can someone save my dangerously shaken worldview?!
1. Believe in science. Prosperity, democracy, civility, harmony, freedom, equality, justice, and the rule of law.
2. All the supernatural stuff is made up. I know very little about Six Lines divination, Plum Blossom numerology, physiognomy, and the like, so please forgive any mistakes.
3. The protagonist is not an undercover agent. Not an undercover agent. Not an undercover agent!
4. Updates every other day, with daily updates as the goal.
Theme: Live well wherever you are.
Three Sentences to Help You Usurp the Mafia Boss
Detective Science Invades Yokohama, but Everyone's a Villain
Recycling Old Phones, Throwing Away Old Lovers
I Chose a Bad Ending with a Tragic Hero's Script in Hand
Forced by My Ability Into Becoming an E-Person, I Still Want to Die in Peace Today
Officer Matsuda Decides to Forage for Wild Vegetables Today
Pre-receipt: "I was forced to become an e-person by supernatural powers and I also want to die peacefully today" [Click to see how i is forced to change into e! ] If you have new orders for superpowers, please check them~ Ability name: Princess disease. Ability description: Belief is reality. Disadvantages: The user must firmly believe that he is the noblest princess, and that everyone and everything is beneath you. Yong Shanquan, who is introverted, kind and respectful, felt that this was not possible and tried to press × with shaking hands. However, the above reminder: This is your talent and ability that cannot be refused~ [The filled-in Leibo Street] Faced with Nakahara Chuuya's inquiry, the usually timid girl's voice was small but firm. "If no one is in charge here, then I will be in charge." Superpower——Princess Disease "How can there be such an eyesore in my princess's territory! Listen to me, princess, I want this land to be neat and orderly!" [Curry shop that goes back in time] As soon as Oda Sakunosuke made up his mind to die with the Mimic leader, he received a call from Dazai Osamu. "No matter what happens, don't act rashly, Odasaku! Everything can be saved, believe me! I have already let her pass..." Looking at the cell phone that was hung up before he finished speaking, Odasaku smiled bitterly and walked out of the curry shop. However—— "I want to eat curry, now, immediately, immediately! What? The chef is dead? Even if he dies, he still has to come back alive to make curry for me!" "Where are the servants who serve my princess? Come quickly and bring me a stool. What? Dead? Even if you die, you must live to serve my princess!" Then, a miracle happened. Everyone is grateful to her. Only Yong Shanquan, who has used his powers every time, knows how desperate he is. There is a crack in the ground, there is a crack in the ground, give me a crack in the ground and let me get in ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!
Hehehe, dead Taoist priest, what should I do? I'm a little drunk on sake and Liu Xingren.
So this hexagram means that people are gone? Akemi is looking for sake?
To tell a hell joke, due to an accidental miscalculation, the result was 53 words short of the minimum requirement for the list, so I was blacklisted and banned from the list in this issue. Good news, there is no mandatory word count requirement for the list, and I am free. Bad news, I'm going to be under strict supervision. QAQ. (You can laugh at me now, super quietly.)
Expect! Nice! I even fantasized about the mutual sympathy between Gin and Gao Ming (Gin thought the organization finally had someone who was both smart and not against him, Gao Ming's acting skills exploded~)
Suddenly I felt like I had lost 8 coins... Author, could you please update a little more? There are so few things that are not enough to read!!! Not enough to watch!!!
? Why? Reported?
Roll over! Little pedestrian!
You won't collapse when you wake up with sake, right? Haha
Hug teacher, although you are very busy three times, you must also pay attention to your health. Your work will definitely go smoothly in the future. Come on 💪