Living with My Online Girlfriend

Reader's Guide:

1. Pseudo-incest (blended family, not registered in the same household)

2. Main couple (OB romance)

Blurb:

Zuo Yuanfeng got herself an online girlfriend. Her girlfriend was into all sorts of things and often sent her bunny-girl outfits, nurse cosplay, sailor uniforms, and JK uniforms...

Her girlfriend didn't call her sweetheart or wifey. She called her a little slut.

Zuo Yuanfeng, who hadn't done anything, was stuck with a provocative nickname.

What could she do?

Fine, fine. Her wife had sent her so many sexy pictures, so she must love her.

A picture of a black bodycon dress arrived, followed by the message, "Does it look good?"

Zuo Yuanfeng opened the five-second image. She barely had time to look before she noticed that her online girlfriend's room looked awfully familiar.

She didn't think much of it and played along as usual: "It looks great, great, great!"

"My wife is the most beautiful person in the world!"

After sending countless sweet compliments, her girlfriend was so pleased that she sent a voice message: "Here's your reward."

*

Zuo Yuanfeng had a troublesome problem. She had just started college when her mother announced, "From now on, you'll have an older sister."

She moved from a small two-bedroom apartment into a luxurious villa, where she met her new sister.

Wen Beiling.

She was aloof and hard to get along with. When Zuo Yuanfeng called her "sis," she gave her a scowl.

They ran into each other at school, but Wen Beiling ignored her greetings, too.

Zuo Yuanfeng couldn't figure out what Wen Beiling was thinking. If she hated her, why not just say so?

Who wanted to keep being nice to someone who was so cold?

In her head, she cursed her over and over: Scowling Sis.

Zuo Yuanfeng complained to her online girlfriend: "Boo-hoo, wifey, someone was mean to me."

"My sister scowls all day like I owe her millions. I tried to lighten the mood, but she ignored me and kept giving me the cold shoulder. I'm devastated."

She remembered that her online girlfriend had a younger sister, and that she'd complained her sister was such a scheming little green tea.

They vented to each other: My sister is such a scowler / My little sister is such a green tea.

*

Zuo Yuanfeng and her online girlfriend were lovey-dovey every day.

Eating? Take a photo.

Going to class? Take a photo.

Going on a trip? Take a photo.

The same photos came back: the familiar cafeteria, the familiar classroom, the familiar tourist spots.

Zuo Yuanfeng knew her online girlfriend was nearby, but never guessed she was right beside her.

"Wifey, what a coincidence, we're at the same school."

"Wifey, what a coincidence, we're in the same classroom."

"Wifey, what a coincidence, we're visiting the same place."

Wen Beiling: Heh.

*

The day of their planned in-person meeting finally arrived.

Zuo Yuanfeng checked the shared map on her phone and asked, "Wifey, are you here yet?"

A thump. Someone bumped into her from behind.

Seeing that it was her scowling sister, Wen Beiling, she gave a disgruntled snort.

A reply came through her phone: "I'm here. I can see you."

"What?!"

Where? Where was she?

Zuo Yuanfeng lifted her head and searched all around.

A black trench coat, knee-high boots, one meter seventy-two...

Where on earth was her wife?

Wen Beiling took Zuo Yuanfeng by the wrist from behind and whispered in her ear, "I'm right behind you, little slut."

What?!

Please bookmark my upcoming works: [1. Talking Therapy for My Dark, Mute Villainess Wife] [2. The Cold Immortal Venerable Is the Ragdoll Cat I Raised]

Upcoming novel 1:

Jing Linyu transmigrated into an ABO yuri novel she'd read, becoming the wife of a dark, obsessive mute alpha villain.

The original owner disliked that the villain couldn't speak and was never home. She went drinking and street racing with friends, got into a car accident, and then Jing Linyu transmigrated.

She woke up surrounded by more than a dozen maids. She had everything she needed, and her villain wife gave her a black card as pocket money, so she could spend whatever she wanted.

Being mute was great. No arguing with a mute, and no one chattering in her ear.

Jing Linyu thought her mute wife was wonderful. She subjected her to relentless chatter every day. "Wifey, would you rather have steak or bacon for breakfast?"

Song Muyun typed into her phone's notes app: "Steak."

"Does it bother you when I talk nonstop like this?"

"Yes."

Jing Linyu's spirits fell at once.

Song Muyun added a "No" in front of it.

Her puppy eyes lit up. The chatterbox Jing could talk for half a day even when she was alone.

The dark, obsessive villain from the book became a doting wife in everyone else's eyes.

Being unable to speak had always been Song Muyun's pain. When others mocked her for being mute, Jing Linyu would chatter away, cursing them until they broke down.

"Wifey, just come to me next time something like this happens. I'm a professional." Jing Linyu rolled up her sleeves and downed a bottle of mineral water in one gulp.

It was the first time Song Muyun had ever felt protected, and she smiled.

Jing Linyu noticed and hurried over to praise her: "Wifey, you're smiling! You're so beautiful when you smile, too. Do you know the difference between rich people's smiles and poor people's smiles? Mine is a poor person's smile, all cackling and loud."

Jing Linyu was filming a variety show. The female lead, an omega, got angry and deliberately stood very close to her, a minor character, in front of the livestream cameras. The viewers in the comments egged them on to get together.

Song Muyun's eyes turned bloodshot. Clenching her fingers, she called and said, "Come home."

"Wifey, you can talk now?" Jing Linyu could only think about how happy she was that the great villain could speak.

Upcoming novel 2:

Lu Zihuai was on her way to get her ragdoll cat spayed when she transmigrated.

She became the wicked, brainless female supporting character in a fluffy romance novel, destined to have the male lead tear out her heart and give it to the weak, white-lotus heroine.

Her cat, meanwhile, became the most powerful Sword Venerable in the immortal world, a high-ranking figure whom everyone feared and revered.

When the male lead was hunting her down, Chu Yin injured him with one hand and carried Lu Zihuai to her sect's immortal palace.

At first, Lu Zihuai didn't recognize her ragdoll, who had taken human form. She respectfully bowed. "Thank you for saving me, Immortal Venerable Chu."

The ungrateful cat held a grudge because she'd been taking her to the animal hospital to get spayed. She gave Lu Zihuai a cold glance and ignored her.

Then, one day, Lu Zihuai found a stray cat in the mountains behind the immortal sect. Remembering the days in her previous life when she made cat food for her sweet Tiantian, she cooked some for the little stray, too.

But the aloof Immortal Venerable stole all the cat food she'd made. Jealous of the food, she scratched Lu Zihuai, then viciously chased off the scheming stray cat.

"You flirtatious, heartless woman. You smell like other cats."

???

Lu Zihuai's eyes lit up. She hugged the aloof Immortal Venerable and called her by her pet name: "Tiantian."

The other woman gave a huff, indirectly admitting that she was, in fact, Tiantian.

She was the ragdoll cat Lu Zihuai had bought with her entire salary after graduating from college.

"I thought I'd never see you again. I didn't know you'd become more successful than your mom. Mom's counting on you for the rest of her life."

The aloof and ruthless Immortal Venerable in front of outsiders let a junior hang around her neck without getting angry.

She even turned her head away with a haughty air, the tips of her ears bright red.

Back when she was still a ragdoll, she'd wanted to mount her foolish owner. After many failed attempts, the mean Lu Zihuai had taken her to get spayed.

Now that she had a human form, she could finally do it.

Lu Zihuai had been hoping to rely on her cat and lie flat, living a lazy life.

The cat brought her feathers from the phoenix clan.

The cat fought in the East Sea and brought her precious dragon blood.

The cat offered her everything under the heavens and on earth.

"Good Tiantian. Mom didn't raise you for nothing."

"..."

Chu Yin slowly approached and gripped her foolish owner's chin.

"Imm... Immortal Venerable Chu?"

The foolish owner sensed something was wrong and stepped back, remembering the most important thing she had yet to do.

She hadn't gotten her cat spayed!

Theme: Treasure the present and keep striving.