[I want to write something brainless and purely smutty to let loose T_T]
There is an adventuring party like this.
A universally adored shou, an elegant gong 1, a control freak gong 2, a roguishly handsome gong 3, a beautiful gong 4, and, of course, a universally disliked extra gong N with thick bangs that wouldn't budge in the wind, hidden behind black-rimmed glasses.
They are pulled into an "evil" game. The way to clear it? [Choose your hero to comfort the boss]
The party's one universally adored shou is always being coveted by monsters, much to the distress of his several gongs.
They unanimously decide to sacrifice the utterly forgettable outcast and send him to comfort the boss so they can clear the game.
The outcast: You mean that boss with all those slimy tentacles? The nonhuman with a wolf's head and fur all over its body? And that... centaur with a human upper body and a horse's lower half!
Compared to them, today's boss actually looks pretty good. It's just a blue elf with antennae and invisible wings.
The plan to comfort the bosses goes very well, until they discover...
That outcast is actually riding the boss and slapping its face at a rate of 32 slaps per second!
It wasn't like this a second ago!
Shou's perspective:
Ji Ling knows how to act vulnerable, and likes to blend in with human groups, pretending to be an ignorant, pitiful little white rabbit.
He lets humans watch him being abused by nonhuman monsters. After all, how could a puny human body stand up to monsters?
He pretends to be controlled by the giant octopus, taking its tentacle, slick with some sticky, unidentified liquid, into his mouth and swallowing it as the audience watches from behind him.
In no time, his cheeks flush bright red.
His battle armor is slowly ripped apart by countless tentacles.
His snow-white skin is covered in red marks like restraints.
Sticky liquid slides down the curves of his body...
Only then do the humans realize that the universally disliked outcast in their party is actually so... delicious.
His black-rimmed glasses are gone, and the tentacles have tousled his thick bangs. His deep black eyes are clouded with passion, captivating the soul.
Ji Ling likes to toy with humans. He likes seeing the greed and regret in their eyes.
Gong's perspective:
My wife wants to try all kinds of cosplay and roleplay.
What can I do? Spoil her, of course!
It's just that... sometimes when my wife gets riled up, she likes to hit me QAQ (pouting face).
Ji Ling: You hurt me! Can't you act properly?
The final boss of the "evil" game: Okay, wife QAQ.
#The two evil gods' eccentricities#
#Roleplay scares players everywhere#
2024.8.29 4:57 am
Theme: To be added
