After I Dumped My Archrival, He Couldn’t Stop Thinking About Me

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↓Blurb↓

The demonic fiend Gu Ye devoured demon cores, gathered demonic energy, and refined evil spirits, committing every kind of atrocity. In the end, he was killed by Venerable Fuyun of the Qingning Sect, the foremost figure in the Sword Sect, who used his death to prove his Dao. His corpse was even kept as a trophy by his killer.

Before long, however, Gu Ye was reborn in the body of a young man, and his sworn enemy, He Qingyuan, tracked him down.

Gu Ye pushed the sword away from his neck with a finger, putting on a foolish act in an attempt to fool his enemy.

The sword edged closer to his throat...

Gu Ye had heard that this cold-faced sword cultivator was untouched by worldly desires and hated it when others made intimate advances toward him.

He tilted his head and leaned against the other's chest, breathing warm air against him. One arm encircled his waist while the other rubbed at his left breast. In an even more coquettish voice, he said, "Your grace is truly extraordinary, young master. This servant would gladly be your cultivation partner, just to spend one night of passion with you~"

Gu Ye smirked, waiting for He Qingyuan to lose his temper.

The other man remained silent for so long that Gu Ye couldn't help sneaking a glance up at him.

He Qingyuan's earlobes and neck were bright red. His cheeks flushed, his breath turned hot, and he lowered his head to meet Gu Ye's gaze before slowly replying, "All right."

Gu Ye: ???

Extra 1:

He Qingyuan wanted to cuddle with Gu Ye, but Gu Ye crossed his arms and refused.

He Qingyuan (wiping away tears, sobbing pitifully): "I'm sorry, A-Zhou. I didn't mean to. It's all my fault..."

Gu Ye (softened, guilty, regretful, and giving in) opened his arms: "Come here and give me a hug~"

Extra 2:

One day, Gu Ye found the body He Qingyuan had hidden away. Staring at himself lying in the ice coffin, he fell into thought. "Can dead people gain weight too? Why is this belly so big?"

He Qingyuan rushed in. "A-Zhou, let me explain..."

Gu Ye: You call that an explanation? You're just making excuses!!!

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Advance Notice: Can a Universally Hated Guy Play the Comfort Character Well?

[I want to write something brainless and purely steamy, just to let loose T_T]

There was an adventuring party like this.

A universally adored bottom, an elegant top #1, a control freak top #2, a roguishly handsome top #3, a beautiful top #4, and, of course, one universally hated... cannon-fodder top #N, wearing black-rimmed glasses and a heavy fringe that wouldn't move even in a gale.

They were sucked into an "evil" game. How to clear it? Simple: [Choose your hero to comfort the boss]

The monsters were always lusting after the party's one and only universally adored bottom, much to the dismay of his several tops.

They unanimously decided to sacrifice the utterly forgettable universally hated guy and send him to comfort the boss so they could clear the game.

The universally hated guy: The bosses you mean are that octopus with all those slimy tentacles?

That inhuman creature with a wolf's head and fur all over its body?

And that... centaur with a human torso and a horse's lower body?

Compared to those, today's boss actually looks pretty good. It's just a blue elf with antennae and invisible wings.

The boss-comforting plan was a huge success, until they discovered...

That universally hated guy was riding the boss and slapping it in the face at a rate of 32 slaps per second!

It wasn't like this just a second ago!

Bottom's perspective:

Ji Ling knew how to act vulnerable, and liked to blend in with groups of humans, pretending to be a naive, pitiful little rabbit.

He liked letting humans watch him being bullied by nonhuman monsters. After all, how could a small human body possibly stand against monsters?

He pretended to be under the octopus's control, taking the tentacle it offered, covered in sticky, unidentified fluid, into his mouth and swallowing it before the audience watching behind him.

In just a moment, his cheeks flushed bright red.

The countless tentacles slowly tore through his battle armor,

leaving red marks of restraint all over his snow-white skin,

while sticky fluid slid along the curves of his body...

Only then did the humans realize that the universally hated guy in their party was actually so... delicious.

His black-rimmed glasses had vanished, his heavy fringe had been tousled by the tentacles, and his deep black eyes were steeped in passion, utterly beguiling.

Ji Ling enjoyed toying with humans. He loved seeing the greed and regret in their eyes.

Top's perspective:

My wife wants to try all kinds of cosplay and roleplay.

What can I do? I just have to spoil him!

It's just that... sometimes when he gets in a mood, he likes hitting me QAQ (aggrieved little face).

Ji Ling: You hurt me! Can't you act properly?

The "evil" game's ultimate final boss: Okay, darling QAQ.

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2024.8.29 4:57 a.m.

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