The World's Richest Man Let Out a Meow

Zhufang, the legendary businesswoman said to be richer than a nation, passed away on a mild spring afternoon.

Most of her will left the inheritors of her estate unclear.

Her descendants demanded, "The old woman had so much money. If she isn't leaving it to me, who else could she leave it to!?"

Obviously, she left it to a cat.

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Zhuqiu was a clever, picky, headstrong cat.

It was the beloved pet of a business legend, and Zhufang had doted on it more than on all her unworthy descendants combined.

So a cat could travel the world and freely enter nearly any upscale venue.

...That's not all that strange, is it?

One spring, a little cat went viral across the internet and twitched its ears.

It had only gone out to see the sights and grab a bite to eat. Why were so many people staring at it?

What a fuss.

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It wasn't strange that a restaurant had been reserved for a private event.

That is, until someone discovered that the one who'd booked the place was a cat.

Before clicking: I'm dying. Another domineering-CEO novel come to life, where he spends a fortune reserving an upscale restaurant to impress his beloved, right?

After clicking: The restaurant costs over 4,000 per person, and they wouldn't let it in, so it booked the whole place. A cat effortlessly outdid who knows how many domineering CEOs!

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Question: Who is the most extravagant, fussy, demanding, wealthy, high-profile, famous, and beloved food-and-travel blogger in the world?

Answer: Zhuqiu.

A three-shift team of drivers is on call around the clock;

A team of lawyers earning millions a year is ready at a moment's notice;

One meow is enough to summon a team of all-purpose assistants;

An elite team of bodyguards accompanies it everywhere, day and night;

A century-old establishment closes for a cat, a top-tier scenic area hangs a banner to welcome it, an upscale banquet treats it as an honored guest, it has an annual membership for the presidential suite at a top-of-the-line seven-star hotel, and it's a VIP at the world's top auction houses.

Whatever it is, Zhuqiu has to leave its paw prints on it!

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[Things to Know Before Reading]

1. Legally, the assets are in Zhufang's assistant's and the foundation's names, but they really belong to Zhuqiu.

2. Zhuqiu is a cat, not a person, and it will never turn into a person. It just understands human speech.

3. I won't write about an emperor using a golden hoe, but I will write about the world's richest cat using a golden litter box (gets hit).

Theme: No one can resist a kitty.