The Matchmaker Cannon-Fodder Top Takes the Gentle Protagonist Bottom

Please read before starting:

1. This story is angst for angst's sake, with no logic or common sense. The shou gets put through a lot, and the gong gets a little angst too. Both body and mind are put through the wringer. If it's not for you, please stop reading.

2. The gong has amnesia at the start of each world and hurts the shou both physically and emotionally, especially in the third world. It ends happily, but proceed with caution if this bothers you.

3. There are lots of completed stories in the author's collection. They're ready to read, and the author has improved a ton!

[Blunt, easygoing gong who flirts without realizing it x seemingly sinister big shot who's actually a gentle, sensitive little bunny shou]

Some big shots have tragic pasts, are abandoned by everyone, and turn evil when they're backed into a corner, causing their little worlds to collapse.

The Matchmaker Cannon Fodder division of the Quick Transmigration Bureau was created to deal with this. Hosts are bound to a romance-and-redemption System and tasked with matchmaking the big shots, bringing them sweet romances and saving them.

Zhuang Yuhua is one of the division's star employees. He's wild and unpredictable, often causing the System to crash, but highly efficient. He's known as the "living God of Matchmaking."

Until

World One: Modern wealthy family, age gap with a younger gong

Wicked illegitimate son gong x gentle, endlessly indulgent adopted son shou

Zhuang Yuhua transmigrates into the body of the Zhou family's illegitimate son. At their first meeting, the big shot's gentle smile dazzles him, and the big shot's hate score is a bizarre zero.

"This is the big shot who's supposed to be [ill-mannered, violent, sinister, a lawbreaker, and an expert at backstabbing]?"

"The big shot has no hatred for the upstart little brother who appeared out of nowhere to fight him for the family fortune?"

System 999: [...Um...]

He lashes out with cruel words and makes life difficult for the big shot in every way. When the big shot's stomach condition flares up, he leaves him with the protagonist gong, already imagining the big shot being lovingly cared for, getting close, and falling in love.

That night, the sickly big shot clings to him and won't let go, pulling his hand under his shirt. "Xiao Hua, I don't want him. I only want you."

Zhuang Yuhua: "...The protagonist gong must be lousy in bed!"

He then recruits a refined, blond pretty boy with a villainous streak as a backup, planning a series of tender, romantic, picture-perfect dates. Surely the big shot will fall for him.

Sexual role reversal, bathing together, a hero saving a beauty, a walk on the beach, a romantic confession, a bicycle ride, camping in the wilderness...

Through a series of misunderstandings, it turns out he's the one who gets through the whole routine of cuddling and hugging the big shot!

"Is it normal for the big shot to cuddle a cannon fodder, cry, and refuse to let me leave?!"

"Why does the big shot think I'm having a winter romance with the protagonist gong and my backup?!"

System 999: [...A four-way romantic rivalry. Good luck, Host...]

Bro, take a look at your protagonist gong!

Then he hears the big shot's inner thoughts...

World Two: Interstellar, age gap with a younger gong

Therapist and spy gong x seemingly aloof but deeply devoted general shou

"The coldhearted general has no hatred for his reckless, insubordinate little subordinate who doesn't care if he lives or dies?"

Until the big shot turns into a toddler throwing his pacifier...

The blurb for The Pitiful Cat I Picked Up Is the Big Shot Protagonist Gong is here:

[Pure-hearted cannon fodder Beta gong x arrogant cat who pretends to be an Omega at first, later turns into a domineering big shot Alpha shou]

How do you cleanse a danmei harem porn story from a popular fiction site and turn it into pure, one-on-one romance?

System: Find a pure-hearted, kind Host to play a cannon fodder Beta. Have him look after the protagonist shou in public, secretly drive away the second, third, fourth, fifth, sixth, seventh, and eighth gongs, then match the protagonist gong and shou so they end up together.

It was admiring the Host's impressive 99% purification progress when a blurry, pixelated mass suddenly appeared before it, and the progress bar plunged off the scale.

[Ahhh! Host, let go of that protagonist gong!]

*

Gu Bai owns a convenience store, pharmacy, adult shop, bar, nightclub, and hotel near the protagonist shou's home. He's also the shou's neighbor.

His main job every day is escorting the popular Omega protagonist shou home, chasing off men with bad intentions, and making sure he sleeps alone.

He waits and waits, but why hasn't the protagonist gong shown up yet?

One night, after walking the protagonist shou home, Gu Bai finds a white cat covered in blood, with an injured leg, in his own yard. It warily bares its teeth at him.

He's allergic to cat hair, but he falls in love at first sight with the cat's captivating ice-blue eyes. Wearing a mask, he carries it home.

A few days later, he realizes the cat he found is a spoiled master.

It only eats the meat in its ham sausage, and even that has to be arranged beautifully on a plate. It takes over his king-size bed, and every day it insists on soaking in his bathtub...

"..." He puts up with it because it lets him pet it.

Then one day, he wakes up to find a person in his arms instead of a cat!

A person with cat ears and a tail, blue eyes, soft and fragrant... an Omega?

*

Zhou Jintang is a big shot in S City's business world, a top-tier Alpha who holds power over everything, acts decisively, and is ruthless and coldhearted.

One careless move gives his enemies an opening.

After escaping with serious injuries, he somehow loses his memory and has to take the form of his spirit animal to hide his tracks.

He meets a clueless Beta.

He's an elegant, noble snow leopard with formidable combat skills, and this guy thinks he's a cat?

He puts up with it because the ham sausage is delicious.

At last, his body recovers enough for him to take a hybrid form: six foot two, strong and muscular, with the pheromones of a powerful Alpha.

And this guy thinks he's a soft, delicate Omega?

He puts up with it because he likes being petted.

When his subordinates finally find their boss, missing for days, they expect a bloody storm of revenge. Instead, they find the big shot looking furious.

"Do whatever it takes to cure this strange illness that makes me cough when he touches me!"

*

The spoiled cat is gone.

The protagonist gong is back.

Gu Bai looks at the big shot standing before him in a suit, holding a pair of handcuffs, looking as if he's about to skin him alive, and knows he's done for.

But he doesn't realize that the cedar pheromones around him have already gone wild.

He tries to run, but a furry tail curls around his waist. A trembling body presses against his back, and the handcuffs lock them together.

A pair of cat ears is shoved into his hands.

"Don't go looking for that Omega. I can be one too..."

Theme: Those who love others will always be loved in return