This Straight Guy Is Damn Sweet

[Goofy Campus Romance | Pure-Hearted College Guy | Unrequited Love Comes True | The Pursuer's Road to Redemption]

Sharp-tongued, painfully straight top x foul-mouthed, short-tempered, overthinking bottom

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Si Jiale figured he must have lost his mind to go after a straight guy.

Sure, the other guy was 185 centimeters tall, had an eight-pack, and had clean-cut, sun-kissed good looks. His sunny, handsome smile was bursting with testosterone and impossible to look away from.

But straight guys were straight guys.

His disastrous fashion sense followed him everywhere, and he had no social skills or sense of romance.

With his high nose bridge and thin lips, he could shut someone up from five meters away the moment he opened his mouth.

Si Jiale had no idea where he found the courage to charge straight at him anyway.

A lovesick puppy gives it his all,

only to end up with nothing.

One "good bro" label cut off all his fantasies.

After being rejected, Si Jiale could only avoid him whenever they crossed paths to keep things from getting awkward. He skipped every large lecture, and ended up failing two classes at the end of the semester.

During the make-up exam period before the new term, Si Jiale stayed up studying alone in his dorm room.

One night, the straight guy showed up at the dorm room with a few review books and knocked on the door.

"Want to study together?"

Si Jiale thought he'd failed classes too, so he nodded.

But the next moment, his lips were sealed by a kiss. The straight guy had leaned down and kissed him.

Si Jiale: !!

Possessiveness is the unhealthy beginning of a relationship.

Su Xie felt that he had become a little abnormal from the day he met Xiao Le.

After all, who would get possessive of their own good bro,

share a bed and sleep wrapped around each other,

and message back and forth until three in the morning?

When he tried to save their fragile friendship and turn things around, the other guy didn't play by the rules at all. He came right out with a confession.

Though it was less a confession than a frank admission.

And a lightning-fast one at that.

Before Su Xie could respond, the other guy dropped a "I know we have no chance, so go away" and ran off first.

Su Xie: ???

After that, he avoided Su Xie as if he were the plague.

He deleted his number, blocked him on WeChat, and even treated him like a trash can for his random thoughts.

Finally, before the next semester began, Su Xie cornered him in the men's dorm.

A straight guy's way of making a move was direct too:

"Want to be together?"

Watching the other guy nod in confusion, Su Xie hesitated for half a second, then decisively leaned in and kissed him.

Five minutes later, Si Jiale covered his slightly swollen lips, his face full of utter shock.

"Y-you... When you said together, you didn't mean studying for make-up exams?!"

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Reading Guide:

1. One-on-one; both are sexually inexperienced; happy ending.

2. The writing is goofy. The top is sharp-tongued and outrageous. The characters are somewhat older than typical college students.

Next serial novel

- Modern man Shen Xingyue was transmigrated into the emperor of Great Yan after a livestream went viral. He barely had time to enjoy the good life before the court ministers sold him off. Years later, a cold, aloof man in a tailored suit appeared in the palace hall. When the civil and military officials knelt and begged for mercy, he slapped them. When the left and right chancellors tried to massage his shoulders and legs and fuss over him, he slapped them too.

This time, he would reclaim everything that belonged to him.

The Temptation of Returning to Court

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[About my lovesick ex-boyfriend suddenly stopping his pursuit, then threatening me with a knife to make me pursue him instead., Shen Xingyue, written in Hunbei, the Golden Capital of Great Yan, in some year of uncertain date]

Peacock-like bottom x ex-boyfriend top

Xiao Tuo x Shen Xingyue

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Shen Xingyue is a senior intern who works by day and does livestreaming as a side job at night.

One day, his livestream went viral, and Shen Xingyue, dressed in a dark-colored suit with metal half-rim glasses perched on his nose, unexpectedly transmigrated into an ancient dynasty called Great Yan.

The civil and military officials bowed before him and shouted in unison, "Your Majesty!"

Shen Xingyue understood at once. He had transmigrated into a power fantasy novel as the male lead.

He sat comfortably at the imperial desk, ready to enjoy the relaxing life of an emperor.

Day one of experiencing the imperial life:

Everyone here treated him with the utmost respect.

The senior civil and military officials obeyed his every word.

The virtuous consorts and beautiful concubines fawned over him in every way.

An old eunuch by his side even tried to amuse him, treating him like a grandson.

One day, the chancellor came to pay his respects and asked whether His Majesty would like to take a simple outing, since the spring scenery in the countryside was lovely.

Shen Xingyue happily agreed and climbed into the chancellor's carriage.

The moment he sat down on the cushion, five masked men in the carriage seized him together.

A long blade was pressed to his neck, while tens of thousands of arrows were nocked outside the carriage.

Shen Xingyue smiled meekly and begged for mercy.

"Actually, I don't want to be emperor that badly. I've already drafted an Agreement to Transfer the Throne in my sleeve. I swear."

It wasn't until he was bound hand and foot and seated in the procession heading to Hunbei for a political marriage that Shen Xingyue could understand how a great emperor like him had been secretly sold off to the frontier by the assembled court officials.

After eating sand for over half a month, Shen Xingyue was brought before the Hujung royal court, where he was about to be beheaded.

In the instant before his death, Shen Xingyue lifted his eyes and spotted a familiar figure among the Hu kings beneath the sacrificial altar: his lovesick ex-boyfriend.

Desperate to survive, Shen Xingyue fought his way forward and sent his ex-boyfriend a three-word distress signal.

Then everything took a dramatic turn

Good news: he was still alive.

Bad news: his chastity was not...

The ancient dynasty of Great Yan, the Hunbei frontier.

The third prince of Hujung, Xiao Tuo, was riding out to hunt with his falcon when he unexpectedly transmigrated into a dynasty beyond anything he knew.

Here, nights were as bright as day, and buildings soared into the clouds.

Strange vehicles traveled without horses.

There was an object called a "phone" that could carry voices over a thousand miles and let people meet and make friends.

People wore strange clothes and hurried about, with no respect for martial strength.

And the identity he was supposed to play was that of a junior at a university, the son of a mining magnate.

Xiao Tuo tried his best to adapt to life here,

all the while doing everything he could to find a way back.

Until one day, he spotted a slender figure in the crowd at a glance.

The moment he saw Shen Xingyue, a voice in his heart guided him.

Take care of this person, treat him well, and never harm him in the slightest.

Xiao Tuo curled his lips into a smile. From the transmigration novels he had read, he knew this voice was called the System, and completing the System's tasks would earn him a reward: a way home.

Even though interacting with the other man made him feel all kinds of physical and emotional discomfort,

what did a little humiliation matter when circumstances forced his hand and he sought great things?

After enduring the humiliation for a full year, he succeeded.

A month after he transmigrated back, Great Yan's court was thrown into turmoil. The emperor was seized by powerful ministers and sent to Hunbei, where they meant to exchange him for the Prince of Yan held hostage there.

As the Hujung people shouted for the emperor's death, eager to avenge their kin,

Xiao Tuo saw that familiar, slender figure once again on the burning sacrificial altar, at the very moment the executioner's blade was raised.

The man called out to him:

"You bastard."

Reading Guide:

1. One-on-one, both are sexually inexperienced, so don't imagine anything else; happy ending.

2. The bottom is carefree and shameless, while the top is devious (seriously).

3. 90% modern man transmigrates to the past + 10% ancient man transmigrates to the modern world + emperors and ministers + Eastern legends + ancient gods and demons.

Bringing out a forthcoming novel

The Pretty Top's Plan to Catch a Straight Guy

Straight bottom x pretty top

Someone once asked Xiao Jiangyang why he was still single after all these years despite being so handsome, and what he looked for in a partner.

Xiao Jiangyang: "I like cute and delicate types."

After thinking for a moment, he added, "Ideally, with a well-proportioned figure."

One day in the future, Zhao Yi, who was 188 centimeters tall, weighed 73 kilograms, had an eight-pack and a well-proportioned figure, pinned Xiao Jiangyang beneath him and panted coquettishly into his ear.

Xiao Jiangyang: "Not that kind of cute!"

The warmth of Zhao Yi's lips passed to him.

Xiao Jiangyang: "And not that kind of delicate either!!"

Theme: Strive to become promising young people of the new era