
Which of Your Dogs Am I? [Quick Transmigration]
你是我的哪只狗?[快穿]
by Lin Tan (临谈)
- Status
- Ongoing
- Length
- –
- Genre
- Danmei (BL)
- Era
- Modern Era
- Updated
- –
- Source
- JJWXC
Synopsis
After being bound to the System for eight hundred years, Li Zhi finally gets a performance review. If he earns an A rating, he'll be promoted.
Li Zhi: This should be a piece of cake.
The System punctures his fantasy: "Sorry, dear, this review has several examiners. You have to play a vicious cannon-fodder character, make them hate and torment you, and then... make them fall in love with you!"
The difficulty has doubled, and before Li Zhi can even cry, he learns another shocking piece of news
He's been forcibly saddled with a Debuff that makes him randomly blurt out his inner thoughts from time to time.
A perfectly good mission is ruined by his mouth.
[World One: Transmigrating as an unfaithful husband]
On the surface, Li Zhi is the perfect partner who loves his husband deeply. But his husband has already discovered that he may be cheating, and he nearly gets "caught in the act."
His affair partner seems to be deeply in love with him, but really just wants to take his older brother's things as a toy. He spends time wooing Li Zhi while suppressing his disgust.
They both treat Li Zhi as a prop in their competition, but when he really tries to leave with someone else, they stop him. They can hardly wait to proclaim their claim on him to the whole world, and even come to blows over him.
Li Zhi watches coldly, taking the hand of the person beside him. "They're both just your substitutes."
His ex, the white moonlight, yanks his hand away. "You said you loved me most, but after we broke up, you immediately found a substitute?"
The brothers, who were at each other's throats, turn around at once. "What did you say?!"
Li Zhi is close to tears: What is wrong with my mouth?! This damned Debuff!
[World Two: Transmigrating as the despised fake young master]
As the fake young master who took the rightful heir's place, Li Zhi is stupid and foolish, and everyone hates him. His older brother is disgusted enough to disown him, and his childhood friend mocks him sarcastically.
To drive the male lead, the real young master, out of the family, Li Zhi humiliates him at every turn before his identity is exposed. He even makes the other guy warm his feet and uses him as a human cushion.
But why does the male lead look like he's enjoying it?!
With the Debuff at work, as time passes, his older brother and childhood friend start to sense something is off. Why is this idiot so different from how he seems, saying one thing but meaning another?
His older brother and childhood friend witness his "tender, attentive" care for the male lead with their own eyes. Driven nearly mad with jealousy, they break character and trap him. No matter how Li Zhi explains himself, they insist on personally experiencing the "abuse" he talks about.
The male lead wraps an arm around Li Zhi and faces off against the two of them. "I'm the only one who deserves the young master's attention."
[World Three: Transmigrating as a guide who spies on his roommate]
Li Zhi is a gloomy, inconspicuous guide hiding in a corner. His spirit form has dissipated, his rank is low, and he lives like a rat in the gutter.
Watching his roommate, the male lead, shine as a genius, darkness grows inside him. Day after day, he spies on the man's life and takes photo after photo to sell as scandalous material, only to be caught red-handed while stealing one of his things.
He has no choice but to claim he's secretly in love with the other man. The man uses this to threaten him, forcing him to accept his touch and use. But when others tease him, he accidentally reveals his inner thoughts, giving his rival and another roommate leverage over him. They plan to do to him what the male lead did.
When the truth finally comes out, Li Zhi faces the spirit forms of all three men and can't keep his thoughts to himself: "Is it possible that I don't want any of you?"
Li Zhi: I'm such an idiot, really. Why does everyone else get sweet romance, while I only meet lunatics?
System: Don't be jealous, dear. Other people only get one romance, but you have lots~
Li Zhi: You're mean.
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1. The fragments will merge. One-on-one pairing, fixed roles.
2. There are more fragments than those listed, and some worlds may randomly gain or lose them.
3. From universally hated to universally adored, with lots of romantic rivalries.
Naturally cold-faced, internally snarky, fake aloof beauty on the receiving end X attacker split into multiple personalities
Theme: Strive for love
