Don't Rush Me, I'm Licking It [Quick Transmigration]

*A Quick Transmigration story in the same series is coming soon: a despised character's inner thoughts are exposed, turning him into everyone's favorite. Check out "Which Dog of Mine Are You? [Quick Transmigration]" on my profile. Blurb below.

Blurb: [Main story complete]

Bu Tong is a gaming streamer who mainly plays romance games and treats the cannon-fodder characters as entertainment.

After being forcibly bound to a System, he has no choice but to agree to diligently play cannon-fodder supporting characters in the mission worlds.

Either he is the protagonist's lapdog or the stepping stone on the protagonist's path to success.

The System calls the former a "devoted male supporting character."

Bu Tong scoffs: "Devotion is your lie. Being a lapdog is the truth."

As for the latter, the System says it is what happens when a lapdog fails.

Bu Tong snorts: "You're right, but TD."

Whoever wants to be that sucker can do it.

[World One: Cold, possessive top student cannon fodder gong x cheerful secondary-personality shou]

As the school bully protagonist's number-one lapdog, Bu Tong's main task every day is to send him harassing texts and be hated by him. Unfortunately, the System is new to the job and puts Bu Tong's soul into a cannon-fodder character whose name never even appeared in the story, forcing him to become the character's secondary personality.

The cannon-fodder character is handsome, smart, good at everything, and can cook. His only flaw is that he is far too possessive.

Bu Tong sends the protagonist harassing texts with tireless enthusiasm. His every move is recorded by surveillance cameras, and before he can even defend himself, the possessive cannon fodder locks him inside his own body. Bu Tong watches the other guy install mirrors in every corner of his home and doesn't dare make a sound, terrified by his madness.

Bu Tong is horrified: "Oh no! I think he's fallen for me!"

[World Two: Gentle, refined gentleman gong x scheming shou focused on revenge]

As the former lapdog of a domineering cultivation protagonist, Bu Tong gave him his heart, only to be used and have his golden core dug out. He went to take revenge, only to be trampled under the protagonist's feet.

That was how the story was supposed to go, but the System secretly turned on immersion mode, leading Bu Tong to pull off an outrageous move:

He turned the script into a prime-time soap opera called "To Get Revenge, I Seduced My Ex's Older Brother."

The older brother is handsome, highly skilled, and good at everything, but far too proper.

Bu Tong uses himself as bait and successfully tempts the upright gentleman into making a move on his younger brother's partner. A younger brother's wife? No need to be polite.

From then on, the aloof immortal lord becomes a kissing maniac, a clingy sweetheart, and is willing to turn against his entire sect for Bu Tong.

Bu Tong thinks it over: "Maybe I should just give up?"

[World Three: Laid-back, cool Alpha gong x fussy Beta sugar daddy shou]

As the Beta heir to a powerful family, Bu Tong's only purpose is to be used as a stud. His father controls him and forces him into an arranged marriage, but Bu Tong has always had a crush on someone else. The moment he sees his crush, he gets beaten until he's bleeding and still insists on breaking off the engagement.

His crush is handsome, fragrant, fragile, and the protagonist-to-be.

Bu Tong immediately turns into a generous benefactor. His crush takes the mistress's place as the official partner, and since Alphas and Betas can't be marked during a heat, the other guy turns into a puppy, fiercely guarding his territory and biting Bu Tong until he's covered in bruises.

Unable to stand the constant harassment, Bu Tong decides to break up just after they start dating. But at the crucial moment, he realizes

He might have gotten the wrong person?!

After that, the System lowers its expectations for Bu Tong from completing his missions perfectly to simply not causing any more trouble.

The System clings to Bu Tong's leg: "Please, you absolute menace, let me succeed just once."

Bu Tong: "I'll succeed, okay? Okay."

A straight-laced, theatrical pervert shou x a deeply devoted, possessive gong

1. A love game between childhood friends.

2. The main and side worlds follow a 1v1 pairing. The side worlds have bad endings; the real world has a happy ending.

3. The exes in the side worlds are all just tools for the plot. No hand-holding or kissing.

4. Both are pure in body and mind.

Coming next: Quick Transmigration story in the same series, "Which Dog of Mine Are You? [Quick Transmigration]":

Eight hundred years after binding to a System, Li Zhi finally gets a performance review. If he can get an A, he'll be promoted.

Li Zhi: This is going to be a piece of cake.

The System shatters his fantasy: "Sorry, dear, this review has multiple examiners. You'll play a vicious cannon-fodder character, be hated and abused by them, and then... make them fall in love with you!"

The difficulty is doubled. Before Li Zhi can even cry, he learns another devastating piece of news

He's been forcibly bound to a Debuff that makes him blurt out his innermost thoughts at random.

A perfectly good mission ruined by his big mouth.

[World One: Transmigrating into a cheating husband]

On the surface, Li Zhi is the perfect partner who loves his husband, but his husband already suspects he's cheating, and he nearly gets caught in bed.

The man he's cheating with seems to love him, but deep down, he only wants to steal his older brother's things as toys. He hides his disgust while spending romantic evenings with Li Zhi.

They both treat Li Zhi as a pawn in their rivalry, but when he really tries to leave with someone else, they stop him, desperate to proclaim their ownership of him to the world. They even come to blows over him.

Li Zhi watches coldly and takes the hand of the person beside him. "They're both just substitutes for you."

His ex-boyfriend, the one he once loved most, shakes him off. "You said you loved me most, then found a substitute as soon as we broke up?"

The two brothers, locked in rivalry, turn around at once. "What did you say?!"

Li Zhi is close to tears: My big mouth! This damn Debuff!

[World Two: Transmigrating into a despised fake young master]

As the fake young master who usurped the real heir's place, Li Zhi is stupid and dim-witted, and everyone hates him. His older brother is disgusted enough to cut ties with him, while his childhood friend constantly mocks him.

To drive the real young master protagonist out of the house, Li Zhi humiliates him at every turn before his identity is exposed. He even makes the other guy warm his feet and uses him as a human cushion.

But why does the protagonist look like he's enjoying it?!

With the Debuff in effect, his older brother and childhood friend eventually realize something is off. Why is this idiot so different on the inside, saying one thing while meaning another?

They witness his "thoughtful" care for the protagonist and are nearly driven mad with jealousy. Acting completely out of character, they trap him. No matter how Li Zhi explains himself, they insist on personally experiencing the "abuse" he described.

The protagonist pulls Li Zhi into his arms and confronts the other two. "I'm the only one worthy of the young master's attention."

[World Three: Transmigrating into a voyeuristic roommate's guide]

Li Zhi is a gloomy, invisible guide who hides in a corner. His spiritual form has dissipated, his rank is low, and he lives like a rat in a gutter.

Watching his roommate, the protagonist, shine as a genius, the darkness inside him grows. Day after day, he spies on his roommate's life and takes photos to sell as compromising material. But one day, he gets caught red-handed while stealing one of his things.

He has no choice but to claim he's secretly in love with the other guy. The protagonist threatens him and forces him to accept his touch and use. But Li Zhi's innermost thoughts are exposed when someone teases him, letting his rival and another roommate get leverage over him. They decide to repeat what the protagonist did to him.

When the truth finally comes out, Li Zhi faces the spiritual forms of all three men. Unable to hide his thoughts, he blurts out: "Is it possible that I don't want any of you?"

Li Zhi: I'm such an idiot. Really, why does everyone else get sweet romance while I only run into lunatics?

System: Don't be jealous, dear. Other people only get one romance, but you get lots~

Li Zhi: You're mean.

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