[Tokyo Revengers] Bro, I Was Wrong

No CP (?), everyone's just good bros and sisters. The secret identities have a selfcest vibe. [Congratulations, you've transmigrated!] A strange glowing screen appeared before you. You gave a bewildered smile and raised your hand, remembering to gripe about it. Has reincarnating in another world become a standard workplace drone experience now? All right, all right. You rubbed your hands together, ready to follow the path of an invincible female lead in another world. Excitedly, you asked the System what sort of person you'd be after reincarnating. A villainess, a powerful princess, or the classic useless girl who turns out to be a hidden tiger? System: ...Sorry, our Systems decide based on the Host's personality. You immediately had a bad feeling. In your previous life, you were a corporate workhorse beloved by capitalists. To relieve stress, you'd gone down the path of absurd humor, and you were the kind of person who surfed the internet at 5G speed. Then this awful System put you through the ●-book official apology-and-bow routine, before making its exit. After that, the System slowly explained what it did. [Actually, I was originally a secret identity System, but the Host's personality is so unbelievably out there that your secret identities might also be...] You fell silent at the System's voice, rubbing your forehead with a bitter smile. Bro, I'm sorry. I'll never do absurd humor again. You opened the secret identity list despite yourself, and your heart sank. Seriously, this System would be better off not existing. The System tried to comfort you. Don't worry, at least you have a few more secret identities now. You'll just have to work several jobs to support them. You: What? Wasn't I supposed to come here to live the good life? The System fell into another eerie silence. Original self: Short-haired absurdist girl, often mistaken for a boy because of her looks, usually spotted snacking on gossip at her various workplaces, a fun-loving person who loves memes Secret Identity No. 1: Dark-skinned, busty girl, looks like a delinquent and is one too, a reasonably normal sarcastic type Secret Identity No. 2: Gloomy girl in glasses, who may or may not be a real landmine, a terminally online girl who loves giving advice Secret Identity No. 3: Curly-haired mixed-race girl, whose standards are unknown and who gets stronger against strong opponents, with ten years of absurdist expertise on online forums, an overconfident girl who actually has the credentials to back it up [Possible scenes] Since the original self works three jobs a day, Shion mistakes her for being poor. Then the secret identities take turns showing up to ask her for money. Shion: Your sisters? You: No, they're just people I know. Shion: Could they be your girlfriends? (heartbroken) Why? How does a person like you have three pretty girlfriends? You: (looking at him like he's an idiot) Of course not. Who'd date them? Just thinking about it gives me the creeps. Shion: (turning red with anger) You're definitely showing off, aren't you? The Haitani brothers catch you holding hands with Secret Identity No. 1. The next moment, Secret Identities No. 2 and 3 are kissing both your cheeks, and the four of you look like you're having a wonderful time. With a disgusted look, you wipe the spit off your face and push them away. You: I already gave you this week's allowance. Don't try to wheedle more out of me. It's not happening. Ran Haitani: Are they your sisters? (smiling) Secret Identities No. 1, 2, and 3: We're her girlfriends! You: No, we're not! Stop ruining my reputation, you little brats. Ran Haitani: So you really are dating three girlfriends, then. Rindou Haitani: (shocked) Bro, you've got game! More incidents are coming, like delinquents who show up because of the rumors to ask for your advice, or challenge you because they don't like what you're doing. People trying to steal your partners, badmouthing you, or falling for your secret identities: a whole series of shocking troubles comes your way. You: ... [Warning: This story contains a chaotic, multi-sided relationship. If that's not your thing, be aware, but this is just a fun story.] [Selfcest, yuri, complicated love triangles and more] Theme: Bro, I'm sorry