
Not a Good Match
不够般配
by Bullo (布洛)
- Status
- Ongoing
- Length
- 186k Words
- Chapters
- 58
- Genre
- Danmei (BL)
- Era
- Modern Era
- Updated
- 1d ago
- Source
- JJWXC
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Tags
Synopsis
■ Mixed race, salted fish, fishing supermodel VS wild ruffian, rough guy, dad car king ■ Age difference|Difference in skin color|Difference in body shape|Pretty puppet holding a hidden tail lone wolf ˇ Mi Lang was posted on the hot search list late at night by her cheating actor boyfriend. At dawn, he sneaked into a small mountain village to hide in peace under the pretext of recording a variety show. The agent called to comfort him, telling him that if he was frustrated in love, he would be successful in his career. Miran lowered his eyes and glanced at the suitcase that had lost its wheels, then looked up at the hundreds of meters of gravel road in front of him, and couldn't help but twitching at the corner of his mouth. Haha, could it be that a bad start is the harbinger of a successful career? ! Miran moved, stood under the shade of a tree, took out his cell phone and asked the program team for help. The director did not expect that a guest would arrive three days in advance, so he immediately asked someone to pick him up. Milan, who was sleep deprived, waited there with his head hanging down. When he yawned for the eighth time, an electric car finally stopped in front of him. The visitor has broad shoulders and long legs, excellent proportions, and even sharper and handsome features. It's a pity that he has a chicken coop on his head and his upper body is covered with a greasy garage work uniform. Mi Lang sighed secretly, then raised his delicate eyebrows, greeted and thanked her. After saying the polite words, he picked up the suitcase and put it on the pedal of the electric car. Immediately afterwards, Miran changed his laziness and walked forward briskly. Luo Zhengyan glanced sideways at the thin figure who was getting further away. When the cold snort escaped from between his teeth suddenly dissipated with the smoke ring, he withdrew his hand that was originally intended to take off his dirty clothes. ˇ In order to help promote his hometown, Luo Zhengyan lent his farmyard to the variety show team for free for filming. So every day when he opened his eyes, he would sit back and watch the glamorous celebrities turn into automatic trouble-making machines, especially a certain squeamish mixed-race little germophile. But after watching for a few days, Luo Zhengyan realized that he seemed to have made a mistake when he saw how masterful Mi Lang was at all kinds of farm work. He sat on the steps in front of the house, chewing on the wild fruit in his hand while thinking about it, but he frowned because of the sourness. Just when he was about to open his mouth and spit it out, Miran happened to pass by and the broom he was waving grazed his toes. It seems that it is not entirely wrong. At least those beautiful amber pupils showed their disdain for him... ˇ In the last recording session, Milan's actor ex-boyfriend came with his new love as a guest on the flight. After the new love lost the competition, he felt reluctant and teased: "I didn't expect that Super Model Mi and the car repairman work together so well. They seem to be a perfect match!" Mi Lang lazily opened his eyelids: "No, no, no better than Best Actor Yu and you. The Phoenix man and the resourceful man are a perfect match." That night, everyone gathered for dinner in a corner of the mountain camping ground. The thin calluses between Luo Zhengyan's fingers lightly scraped against Mi Lang's cheeks that were flushed due to drunkenness: "How can we not be as good as others, tell me, I can change?" ◎Same-sex marriageable background, variety show content is mostly privately designed. ◎The location is semi-empty, and the protagonist has no prototype, so don't take it too seriously. ——☆★Advance collection of "Social Fear, But Online Dating in an American School"★☆—— ■ Offline quail·Online wanderer·Snowboarding genius ■Offline feudal daddy·Online shouting baby·The big devil of ice hockey center ■ Body shape difference|Height difference|Sports competition|Falling out in online dating|Dad's favorite ˇ Yan Lue is a young snowboarding genius who is a slay in the competition, but he is still a solo player. After winning the North American race, which he was accustomed to doing, he appeared on X's Hot Topics list because he was suspected of insulting the audience during an interview. My friend Yu Haohao, who was on the same team, raised his forehead helplessly: "I want you to wink, not to roll your eyes! I want you to smile and show your heart, not to pout and punch!" Who would have thought that Yan Lue, whose momentum on the track could always easily overwhelm the crowd, turned out to be a social terror in private, and was often criticized by the media and passers-by for his expressionlessness and lack of celebration after games. He was a arrogant person. This time, he wanted to save his image by interacting with the audience, but it backfired. He accidentally turned from a slut to a jerk. While Yan Lue patted his friend on the back, he defended himself: "There are too many people watching the interview, and it is not suitable for the society to break the limit." Yu Haohao couldn't help but roll his eyes, but he still continued softly: "Does this mean I have to leave you alone with a stranger to practice one-on-one first?" Yan Lue was eager to shirk responsibility, so he nodded violently, and then the next day he was dragged to a masquerade party by his extremely efficient friend to find the target... ˇ Vincent Cooper, the most popular Russian center devil in the NHL. He never fails to compete with his opponents on the court, but when he accompanied his sister to a dance, he was unexpectedly attacked by a fluffy humanoid rabbit. The little guy pretending to be a rabbit is only as tall as his chest, and the snowboard hanging behind his back performs an edge-changing stunt directly on his inner thigh. Vincent endured the pain and raised his hand to catch the rabbit's ears. The person in the doll costume was tightly wrapped, with only a pair of red eyes barely exposed, and the body was still shaking uncontrollably. "I didn't hit you, it would have been too early to cry." Vincent shook his head and laughed, and had to swallow his temper and make concessions, "If I say a few nice words, I'll let you go." The rabbit was stunned for a moment, then put his hand into the pocket of the doll suit, and after tinkering for a while, he tremblingly took out a card with contact information written on it. Yan Rabbit Lue Zhan was trembling and his voice was as quiet as a mosquito: "Is it okay to tell me on the Internet...?" ˇ Two months later, Yu Haohao remembered to inquire about Yan Lue's social terrorism training, and asked him teasingly if he had made netizens angry. "Didn't run away." Yan Lue scratched the edge of the snowboard with his fingertips, looking embarrassed, "But something seems to be wrong..." "What's wrong?" "He always calls me baby." "This is normal!" "But sometimes he wants me to call him daddy. Is this normal?" Yu Haohao hesitated: "When does sometimes mean?" "Just video every night..." Yan Lue's cheeks turned red unconsciously, "When he said he wanted to see my legs." Intention: Being in love is the best match.



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Boss Luo: A false alarm
Ah ah ah, I shouldn't be watching now, I should be saving up, XX
Why isn't it updated on the 7th?
Ah ah ah ah why is this happening?
The teacher misses you [ bursts into tears ] Will there be any updates this month?
Happy New Year! Happy New Year!