The Immortal Dynasty at the End of the Qin Empire

[A Lighthearted, Fun, Wish-Fulfillment Story. Not Historical Fiction, No Political Intrigue]

After unifying the realm, Ying Zheng took his ministers to Mount Li for a sacrificial ceremony.

As soon as the ceremony ended, Meng Tian suddenly said, "Your Majesty, the soldiers report that the world outside has changed!"

Ying Zheng looked into the distance. "Give me the details."

Everyone was shocked after Meng Tian's report.

Wang Wan: "So we're in some strange space?"

Ying Zheng: "No, more like the inside of the mausoleum is a special space."

The ministers: "Your Majesty is wise!"

Meng Tian: "There are also a bunch of walking corpses outside! They bite anyone they see! Some soldiers have been bitten."

Kui Zhuang: "Let's think about what to do tonight."

Li Si: "Should we each sleep in a pit?"

Everyone: "..." Are you serious?!

Later, Ying Zheng finally learned that this was the apocalypse. The world outside had been turned upside down. Zombies roamed everywhere, plants and animals had mutated, cities had split apart, and their territory had been invaded.

With a wave of his hand, Ying Zheng ordered an army of one hundred thousand to kill zombies, farm, annex nearby areas, and drive out foreign tribes.

Before long, tales spread of the "Undying Terracotta Army," the "Tiger and Wolf Army," and an army where "every last soldier is a villain."

Lü Buwei, reborn as Mr. Lü: "As expected, rare goods are worth hoarding!" He decided to become a mole and sell out the tyrants.

Bai Qi, reborn as a zombie butcher: "The Tiger and Wolf Army are all villains?" Sounds like they're talking about him.

The Qin chancellors, reborn: "General, harmony between ministers and generals! We're the real deal! Take us with you!"

Ying Ji, reborn: "General, I..."

[Ding! Ying Ji has been captured.]

Fan Ju couldn't help laughing.

The Qin chancellors: "Your Majesty, we highly recommend the Twenty-Four Dynasties Strategy. It guarantees victory in every battle!"

Ying Zheng: "Excellent!"

Then one day, Li Bai arrived. "A ten-step journey claims a life, a thousand li leave no trace. Your Majesty, do you need more men?"

The officials of Great Qin: "??? You don't seem to be from our dynasty!"

Li Bai waved a hand. "This is a new ideal dynasty. What do you think, Your Majesty?"

Ying Zheng smiled at him. "Indeed."

The officials of Great Qin: "Wait! Does that mean there are people from other dynasties too?"

Li Bai: "I have no idea."

The officials: "You're really irresponsible!"

[This story takes place in a parallel timeline.]

Upcoming: When the First Emperor Binds a Plane System

One day, an alien dimension descended upon the Warring States. Foreign tribes declared war on the various states. Some had tentacles, some had grotesque forms, and some possessed supernatural abilities.

Just as all six states were in dire straits, they discovered that Qin seemed to have expert help!

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Young Ying Zheng never expected that, before the six states had been dealt with, some incomprehensible foreign tribes would show up. He looked at his System, where people were sending messages.

Liu Che: [What?! If the foreign tribes conquer humanity, history will be rewritten? Outrageous!]

Li Shimin: [First Emperor of Qin, just tell me how many troops you need.]

Wu Zetian: [Not enough resources? We've got plenty.]

Zhu Yuanzhang: [We can eat the six states first and grow stronger.]

The rulers of the six states: [Did you even ask what we think?!]

The emperors: [No.]

Ying Zheng kept reading, scrolling all the way to several thousand years in the future.

China: [Dear, we have all kinds of weapons for you to choose from!]

Ying Zheng smiled. [Then I'll take you.]

The emperors: [??!! What kind of weapon is that?!]

China: [Dear, we love peace. This is a big firework. The truth is within its range!]

Ying Zheng: [Excellent.]

Qin Group: [Besides force, you need to argue your case. Choose us and you won't regret it.]

Shang Yang: [Shang Yang's reforms. I specialize in dealing with all kinds of defiance.]

Zhang Yi: [Diplomacy and stratagems to break the encirclement by the six states, ahem, the foreign tribes. Wait, doesn't Chu still have land?]

Gan Mao: [Strike first to seize the initiative. We can start a large-scale brawl.]

Fan Ju: [Make friends far away and attack those nearby. Friendly diplomacy.]

Bai Qi: [Kill.]

Li Si: [Divide and sow discord. If they refuse, stab them.]

Lü Buwei: "Rare goods are worth hoarding. Would you like to do 'business' with me?"

The six states: "?! Stay away from us!!!"

Later, the foreign tribes cried, "Stay away from us!!!"

The former rulers of the six states were suddenly delighted. Hahahaha, finally someone had it worse than they did!

Qin Yu never expected that he could travel through time. He hurriedly turned himself in.

The Supernatural Affairs Bureau: "We'll leave it to you to act as an envoy to the various dynasties."

Qin Yu: "Leave it to me!"

Qin Yu first went to the Qin Dynasty, but his time travel went wrong and he ended up at Jixia Academy.

He hurriedly asked the group for help: "What do I do, everyone?"

History PhD: [Li Si is at Jixia. Go with him and you'll be able to meet the First Emperor of Qin.]

Qin Yu: "Oh, right!"

Qin Yu clung to Li Si and made his way to the place where the First Emperor was hunting, ready for a chance encounter.

Qin Yu pulled out a book and said, "Mr. Li Si, you can take off your clothes now to show you aren't hiding any weapons."

"???" Li Si refused. "I can't do that."

Qin Yu said heroically, "Then I'll do it!"

Supernatural Affairs Team Leader: [Stop right there!]

Soldiers: "Seize them!"

Qin Yu looked at Ying Zheng, seated on horseback with the air of an emperor. "Your Majesty! We..."

"Lock them up," Ying Zheng said coldly.

"????" Qin Yu looked at the prison in front of him. This wasn't how things were supposed to go.

Li Si: "...I want to submit a memorial." Forget it. He'd have to rely on himself after all.

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Theme: Working together to overcome every obstacle