The Demon Venerable and the Immortal Venerable both fell, then were reborn into a strange ABO world. Their cultivation had regressed by ten thousand steps, and worst of all, this ABO world had a bizarre heat cycle!
The first time, when a secretary tried to seduce CEO Jing Lan, a forced heat ensued, and Chu Mo and Jing Lan were unfortunately dragged into it.
Chu Mo and Jing Lan: "Let's all pretend nothing happened. We're still rivals."
The second time, pheromones leaked at an event, and Chu Mo and Jing Lan got caught up in it again.
This time, Jing Lan blocked the Demon Venerable!
The Demon Venerable told his underlings, "There are plenty of ways to salvage a relationship that's hanging by a thread."
His underlings listened attentively. "Such as?"
The Demon Venerable drawled, "Break your own leg, stab yourself in the kidney, poison yourself, or stab yourself as an act of repentance."
His underlings showered him with praise. "Boss, you're amazing! What a badass!" Help! What do we do when the boss is seriously messed up in the head?
Jing Lan was unmoved, and even gave him a cold look. "If you're sick, get treatment. Using the same tricks every time is tiresome."
Chu Mo had skin thicker than a city wall. "As long as it works."
Jing Lan turned away to brew the latest skill he'd learned, magic potions, and even opened a shop.
At first, people complained nonstop.
"I drank your magic potion for treating albinism, but the next day my body turned rainbow-colored! And the potion was ridiculously expensive! Pay me back!"
Jing Lan: "It's fine. It'll go away in a day, and you still need three more courses of treatment."
"I bought your antidote for the Zerg! Not a hair-growth potion! But now I've got an afro! Pay me back!"
Jing Lan: "It's fine. Besides, you're full of energy now."
"I bought your mental-stability potion! But I, a mighty Alpha, turned into a Mary Sue with rainbow hair and rainbow eyes!!"
"..." Jing Lan said, "It looks pretty good, actually."
[Content warning]
True white lotus who turns wicked then virtuous gong x jade-green lucky carp, aloof beauty shou
No pairing switch, no role reversal, one-on-one, happy ending
Cover art: artists
Mo Yao - Klein Blue, Shan Zi
Upcoming shou-focused story: After Gaining Seventy-Two Transformations, I Hid in My Roommate's Arms
On the first day forensic pathologist Xie Wenning met his roommate, Tang Lan, he made a serious remark.
"Mr. Tang, your ulnar styloid is inflamed."
"??" Tang Lan raised a hand. What was he talking about?
Xie Wenning: "Your ulnar styloid is really beautiful. It can still grow a little more."
How was that beautiful? Tang Lan's gaze grew bewildered. "Thanks."
"Mm." Xie Wenning nodded and looked at his head. "And your head..." So round.
"Stop!" Tang Lan immediately cut him off. He didn't want to hear anything about brains and such! "It's our first day meeting. Let's go eat hot pot together."
"Did you know parasites can grow in your brain if you eat raw food?"
"When we're doing autopsies, we're most afraid of encountering fat people, because they burst open."
"This tomato juice tofu pudding tastes familiar..."
"These sheets of tofu skin remind me of human-skin chips."
After a meal of torment, Tang Lan decided he had picked the wrong roommate! He wanted to return him!
But the next day, Tang Lan found a black-and-white panda in his room! The kind of animal that could get you a life sentence! He panicked, and just then the police knocked on the door to say someone next door had died.
Tang Lan was about to turn himself in and hand over the panda when it suddenly spoke: "Tang Lan, I'm Xie Wenning." It was his fault. Every time he used a magic mirror to inspect a crime scene, he turned into a little animal.
"???" Tang Lan picked up the panda and gave it a cuddle. So cute! He decided to hide him!
From then on, Tang Lan's life became thrilling and perilous. A red-crowned crane! A little snow leopard! A little Amur tiger! A golden pheasant egg! Every one of them could get him a life sentence.
Tang Lan gazed at the stunning red-crowned crane, eyes gleaming as he offered it dried fish. "Immortal Crane, I made these dried fish just for you."
"..." Xie Wenning said, "No, I like eating meals."
That night, Tang Lan happily bathed and groomed the crane he'd always dreamed of having, even caring for its claws. He thought he'd reached the pinnacle of life.
Until one day, Xie Wenning turned into a mermaid!
A white fox beastman!
Personality: Rich, hacker, chuunibyou gong x forensic pathologist shou with unusual taste
P.S. A light mystery, silly and cute pet romance
Theme: Understand and support each other, and overcome all obstacles to escape hardship
One in front of the other, one in black and one in white, wow~ I have a friend who wants to see the detailed process?▽?
Chu Momo, is there a possibility that those are the lotus seeds grown from your pollen?
He is you, Chu Jutan.
Come on, author, I believe in you!!!!!
Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh, I really like it
There is a sense of déjà vu that my boyfriend and father-in-law are the same person. It made me laugh to death.
Gossip is always human nature, it makes me laugh to death
Which one is more beautiful, the flower-spreading flower, the green peony or the black lotus?
I also want to suck a dragon (is this allowed to be said)
Pollen soup, is it so exciting?