The Obsessive Cannon Fodder Is Actually Me [Quick Transmigration]

After Cheng Er died young, he was bound to a System that promised to send him to different little worlds to play other people and blow off steam. The deal was struck. Once he entered the mission world, Cheng Er read the original character description and thought: Good grief, this guy spies on, secretly photographs, and frames the protagonist’s love interest. What a deranged cannon-fodder character. Is this supposed to be fun? He wasn’t a pervert! He didn’t want to blow off steam like this!!! [World One: The gloomy little fool who spies on the young man next door] Cheng Er became a little fool in a period novel. His father didn’t care for him, his mother didn’t love him, and only his grandfather looked after him. The new young male educated youth in the village was so handsome he seemed like an immortal. Every family with a daughter wanted to arrange a match with him, and the little fool had fallen for him too. Knowing the plot, Cheng Er understood that the educated youth’s destined partner was an officer who would eventually return from the army. But he had to play the cannon fodder from the story, following the educated youth around like a lovesick stalker, watching him sleep and bathe, and secretly hiding the towel he used to wipe away sweat. He waited for the officer to return from the army and catch him spying on the educated youth in the bath. Once that plot point was over, the cannon fodder would be written out. But he never expected that when the educated youth caught him spying, he would smile and take Cheng Er’s hand. “Want to take a bath, Xiao Er? Come here, I’ll help you.” Huh? To stay in character, Cheng Er had no choice but to act like a pervert, trembling with excitement as the man helped him bathe. But when the man noticed, he wrapped Cheng Er in his arms. “Are you cold, Xiao Er? Come on, I’ll hold you while we wash…” Wait, was this right? Why was this obsessive cannon-fodder role getting more and more wrong? When the officer returned, the educated youth had no interest in him at all. Instead, he spent every day catching shrimp in the river with Cheng Er. With the plot on the verge of falling apart, Cheng Er had to create opportunities for the two of them himself. That night, however, a young man wearing gold-rimmed glasses pinned him in a corner. “You like me so much, Xiao Er. Why don’t we stay together forever, okay?” Stripped bare, Cheng Er stared at the System with tears in his eyes, but the System had already blocked him out… [World Two: The shady sasaeng who secretly photographs his rookie-actor roommate] Cheng Er became the roommate of a rookie actor who had recently shot to fame. Online, he fantasized about being the actor’s boyfriend and made little advances every day. He was supposed to be exposed, becoming a PR disaster that helped his roommate rise to the top of the entertainment industry. But this time, when his roommate caught him sneaking a look that night, he didn’t drag him to the police station. Instead, his roommate held him close and read aloud the embarrassing comments he’d posted on his social media: “If Brother Yimo doesn’t * me today, I’m really going to die. Is that how you feel? Then I’ll give you the chance. From now on, you can watch me openly.” Wait, was this right? Weren’t the cannon fodder characters supposed to get written out? Cheng Er wanted to cry. There was so much evidence that he couldn’t deny any of it, so he could only accept his fate with tears in his eyes. [World Three: The wicked spy and young guard assigned to watch the deposed crown prince] Cheng Er became a wicked young guard and spy assigned to watch the deposed crown prince. He was supposed to serve the empress dowager, but fell for the crown prince at first sight. While the prince had lost power and no one was paying attention, Cheng Er secretly fantasized about defiling him. After one bold attempt to drug the prince, he was supposed to end up in the deposed crown prince’s bed, only to be caught in the prince’s trap. This would strengthen the prince’s uncle’s resolve to raise an army and save him, making Cheng Er an important part of the deposed prince’s eventual rise to power. But this time, when Cheng Er was caught, the prince didn’t use him to make a case against anyone. Instead, His Highness forced him to drink the bowl of medicine he had prepared himself and said, “Since you covet my beauty so much, I’ll grant your wish.” Huh? Huh? That wasn’t the right line, was it? Cheng Er was completely dumbfounded. [World Four: The NPC in a full-immersion horror game who stalks the top player] Cheng Er became a cannon-fodder NPC in a full-immersion horror game. But as the game gradually spilled into reality, all the NPCs awakened. And he, an NPC whose job was to scare people, had somehow fallen for the game’s top player, “Xi Mo Ru Jin.” He used all the skills meant for scaring players to spy on Xi Mo Ru Jin, even using his abilities to restrain him and try to get close. He was supposed to be the catalyst that alerted the top player to the game’s awakening. After restraining Xi Mo Ru Jin and abducting him to his lair, he would become the catalyst for Xi Mo Ru Jin’s breakthrough, making him the first person to bring his in-game abilities into reality and become unstoppable. But when Cheng Er prepared to fake his death and exit the story, Xi Mo Ru Jin pinned him down with a sword formation. The other man tapped his face with his sword and said with amused interest, “Can an NPC fall for a player? Do you really like me? Then follow me. I’ll find out if you mean it.” Cheng Er was genuinely confused. What was wrong with you players? [World Five: The cannon-fodder junior disciple who covets the foremost senior brother of the immortal sect] Cheng Er became a cannon-fodder junior disciple of the Yunshui Sect. Like many others, he had a secret crush on the senior brother, but could never find a chance to get close to him. Then, during a trip into a secret realm, the senior brother was infected with a lovesickness curse while saving someone. The cannon-fodder junior disciple falsely claimed that he had cured the senior brother, and from then on became his partner in name. In reality, the senior brother had sealed himself in ice and endured the curse on his own. By the time he emerged, rumors were everywhere. The senior brother didn’t want to embarrass Cheng Er, so he told him to explain the truth himself, but the original character never did. He even threatened to kill himself when the senior brother said he would explain things, so the senior brother had to give in for the time being. In the end, the cannon-fodder partner became a weak point that the senior brother’s future demonic-sect rival could exploit, and was killed. He was little more than a pawn who helped spark a war between the righteous and demonic sects, allowing the senior brother to advance his cultivation and giving the original male leads a chance to meet. But this time, when the protagonist’s love interest forced him to the edge of the realm, the senior brother, who was supposed to despise him, risked his life to save him and severed the other man’s arm with one stroke of his sword. “No one may bully my partner.” “Xiao Er, come here.” The senior brother beckoned to him. Cheng Er walked over, completely bewildered. Wait, this plot was wrong, wasn’t it? Where had that line come from? [World Six: The cold, lovesick beta adjutant devoted to the Empire’s young Alpha general] Cheng Er became a Beta in an ABO world. He was ordinary and utterly unremarkable. Yet he fell in love with Lu Xun, the youngest Alpha general in the Empire. He even went to military academy for him, then did everything he could to join his unit and become his adjutant. Unfortunately, Lu Xun was a general with more than one adjutant, and as a Beta, the original character had no advantages at all. Still, he took advantage of his position to get close to Lu Xun and secretly made all sorts of little moves. Things had been kept in balance until, just as they were preparing to return home and receive their commendations, news arrived from the capital: the emperor had taken an interest in Lu Xun and wanted him to marry the youngest Omega prince. The original character flew into a rage. During the final battle, he hijacked a starship, intending to kidnap Lu Xun and take him somewhere they could be alone together. As you might expect, even an injured Lu Xun was no match for the cannon-fodder Beta. Lu Xun killed him, earning a first-class military honor. But this time, when Cheng Er frantically switched on autopilot and dragged the injured Lu Xun aboard, Lu Xun was supposed to pretend to be unconscious and then launch a counterattack. Instead, he opened his eyes at once. “Adjutant Cheng, are you planning to betray the Empire?” Cheng Er braced himself nervously for death and, like a sleepwalker, recited his line: “No. I just want you. I’m taking you somewhere it’ll be just the two of us.” After saying that, he waited for Lu Xun to make his move. But the next moment, Lu Xun simply smiled, caught him by the wrist, and said, “You scared me. I thought you were going to betray the Empire. Where are we going? I’ll come with you.” Huh? What was going on? Cheng Er stared at Lu Xun, completely baffled. [World Seven: The stammering loser and creepy stalker with a crush on the school heartthrob] Cheng Er became a stammering loser in a school romance. He couldn’t get his words out and had terrible grades, yet he still dared to fall for the genius Lan Zhi like everyone else. He stole Lan Zhi’s rough drafts every day and secretly followed him around. In the original story, the author had created him as a cannon-fodder pawn specifically for the protagonist. One night after evening study, Lan Zhi accidentally got caught up in a murder case and became a suspect, while the protagonist, who had been following him, became his only witness. The surveillance footage also revealed that the protagonist had been stalked every day by a creep, making Lan Zhi dislike him even more. That was only natural. But this time, after Cheng Er painstakingly finished giving his testimony, they watched the surveillance footage together and headed back. After thanking him, Lan Zhi’s first words were: “Let’s walk home together after school next time. You don’t have to follow behind me. If you like me, why not tell me? Maybe I’d say yes.” Huh? Cheng Er was completely dumbfounded. That line wasn’t in the original story. Wasn’t he supposed to be hated? What was going on? [The genuinely obsessive, fragmented love interest × the fake-obsessive cannon-fodder love interest, one-on-one] [I only write sweet stories. Everyone gets a happy ending in every world, big and small] Theme: Those destined to meet will find each other again.