(Volumes One, Two, and Three are being thoroughly revised, while Volume Four is underway. Updates are usually between 11 p.m. and midnight, but my schedule may well be all over the place. I've been very busy with work the last few times, so I'll do my best to keep updating. If there isn't an update, I'm either working or revising the story. Anti-piracy ratio: 60%, 24 hours. Please don't remove it from your collection, sob sob sob, I'm begging you.)
The day Zhuo Qingjiu was tricked by a friend into appearing on China’s top paranormal variety show, Strange Tales, he looked around the studio at the "masters" gathered from all over the country and fell into deep thought.
Task One: Find the hair tie hidden by the post-production staff in one of these 100 identical boxes.
The masters performed rituals.
Zhuo Qingjiu looked confused. "Why not just get a dog?"
Task Two: Guess what is behind the black cloth within ten minutes.
The masters performed rituals.
Zhuo Qingjiu declared with certainty, "I'll bet it's a thing."
Host: ...
Masters: ...
Naturally, Zhuo Qingjiu was harshly criticized by the masters. What they didn't know was that this was an anti-scam livestream disguised as a paranormal show.
And so, thanks to his unwavering faith in science, Zhuo Qingjiu stood out among the attention-seekers and became a regular guest on the show. From then on, he led the charge in exposing frauds and debunking scams.
Until one day, the production team barged into a real haunted house.
The guests: "Aaaah! There's a ghost! Don't come near us!"
The ghosts: "Aaaah! There's a celestial master! Don't come near me!"
Zhuo Qingjiu: ⊙▽⊙
As the chief sponsor behind Strange Tales, Xie Wuxing had once been a staunch materialist, until he met Zhuo Qingjiu.
Xie Wuxing, before: "Ghosts can't possibly exist. Everyone should believe in science."
Xie Wuxing, later: "Zhuo Qingjiu! Don't scare me! I'm going to scream! I really am going to scream!"
Elegant and aloof (not really), ghost-fearing CEO top x harmless-looking (just pretending) troublemaking celestial master bottom
tips:
1. The variety show format is partly inspired by the Russian reality show Battle of the Psychics.
2. Most of the supernatural and occult content is made up. Some inspiration comes from the TV series Supernatural, and a very small part was developed with guidance from professionals.
3. A light, sweet story with occasional silliness.
Coming soon:
You Said You Wanted a Happy Ending. Are You Deaf?
A happy-ending-obsessed, sugar-loving, sunny bottom x a twisted, gloomy, reborn villain daddy top
With time on his hands, Wen Shiluo opened a sweet romance novel about a wealthy family.
He expected a sugary love story, but when the next update came, all he got was this:
The hero and his love interest faced off against a twisted villain, fought with all their might, and were utterly helpless. Both died miserably!
THE END!
Note: I won the lottery. This story is finished. Goodbye forever!
Wen Shiluo: ...
I'll curse you, you damned author! I'll curse you, you damned villain!
After writing an eight-hundred-word rant, Wen Shiluo fell asleep and woke up inside the book as a wicked male supporting character who planned to force the protagonist's love interest into a relationship.
So the man who had just been smiling at the protagonist's love interest with ill intent suddenly burst into tears and grabbed his hand:
"Promise me that you and your man will be happy together."
And he would protect the love between the protagonist and his man!
Shen Wang, is that right? You're the bastard who gave my ship a bad ending!
When he met this twisted maniac, he would make him...
Shen Wang, the twisted maniac: "Oh? What are you going to do to me?"
Wen Shiluo: ...
Damn legs, stop shaking!
Wen Shiluo, whose legs turned to jelly whenever he saw Shen Wang, decided that a wimp like him, standing 178 centimeters tall, probably couldn't do much to a 187-centimeter villain.
And Shen Wang was actually kind of pitiful.
Everyone had turned against him, and his only sister had died tragically after being deceived by a scumbag because of him.
But none of that had happened yet.
So, for the sake of his happy-ending sweet romance, he had to help Shen Wang escape his terrible fate and experience the beauty of the world.
What Wen Shiluo didn't know was that Shen Wang had been reborn.
When Shen Wang noticed that the vicious, brainless young master of the Wen family kept hanging around his little sister, his first thought was:
He needed to find a chance to take him out.
Later, watching the young master constantly focus on a certain couple, Shen Wang thought:
He needed to find a chance to finish him off.
Wen Shiluo, helping the villain's sister ship the protagonists' romance with all his heart and soul: ???
Why did he suddenly feel a chill down his back?
Theme: Don't challenge my expertise with your amateur skills.
Ah, it's really deserted. I think the writing is pretty good and smooth, and the threading makes people guess a little bit, but I'm not sure. So this is the one I'm more motivated to follow at the moment. No one is really puzzling.
Okay, big [let me be healthy] I'll scold you a few words—— Didn't I tell you why your enthusiasm is so low? It's clearly well written, isn't it? I turned it over and over and felt that the writing was very exciting and the writing style was also very good, so I guessed that it was possible - did you write too little? Would you like more? Look at you, how many books with over 100,000 words have been completed in your column? Are you too industrious? (Hate is useless) (bushi) Come on, my dear. 🥺 Although I know that you have updated it these days and your writing is very good, but do you think you should update it a little bit? My dear, you know, (emphasis on words), only if there are at least two completed and wonderful articles in the column can we rest assured - if you are still adding more articles like this, you must either diligently code 6,000+ words a day, otherwise we will still be a little scared to catch up. Of course, I am a very nice person! You can follow a few more chapters ~ So if there are still such short chapters in a day... (You know!) (Raise knife) (Threat) [empty bowl] [empty bowl] [empty bowl]
Wait, is this Miaomiao the same Miaomiao from before? [Question mark]
I was so scared but I couldn't help but stay up late to watch 😣
The villain is so tough that he can even jump
Why don't you go have a barbecue tonight? 😏
No wonder Shu Yuan concealed what happened the night before
Did he make a wish and stand up?
[Cat's Claw][Cat's Claw] is not a stand-alone game. There are updates!
Take great care of your health and get well soon [Good Luck Lotus]