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System Made Me Do It (The Cannon Fodder's Young Stepmother Conquers the Reborn Substitute)
If You're in Trouble, Call the Police (A Ghost-Busting Taoist Master Meets a CEO Who's Afraid of Ghosts, a Supernatural Romantic Comedy)
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Le Yanping was a record-keeping official.
You know what that is, right? A historian who spends every day writing down the emperor's private affairs.
The emperor ate one extra bite today. He wrote it down.
The emperor took a longer bath today. He wrote it down.
The emperor argued with a censor today! He scribbled furiously, his brush flying as he wrote it all down.
So he ought to be right by the emperor's side, making himself useful, not inexplicably transmigrating here to cross wits with a fake young master and play a useless, brainless beauty on a variety show!
Being useless was fine, since he couldn't sing, dance, or rap anyway. But if anyone wanted to talk history, he was wide awake.
Come on, he was a historian! A historian!!!
But come to think of it, why did this magnificent landscape painting look so familiar? The more he looked, the more it resembled the one His Majesty had once proudly shown him~
This blue-and-white floral brush washer looked familiar, too. The more he looked, the more it resembled the one he'd accidentally chipped back then~
And this movie emperor Xiao Ce looked awfully familiar, too. The more he looked, the more he resembled the emperor whose private affairs he'd recorded for six years~
Oh! His historian's instincts stirred wildly, and Le Yanping excitedly picked up his brush.
A few months later, a forbidden book appeared in the world: The Complete Record of Movie Emperor Xiao's Daily Conduct and Likes and Dislikes.
Le Yanping put his hands on his hips: Keep it low-key, keep it low-key. I'm simply practiced at this~
Xiao Ce: "Heh :). My dear subject, come here. We need to have a nice, long talk!"
Le Yanping: "!!!"
tips: Some historical details are based on real people and events. The rest is completely made up by me!
Upcoming Novel 1:
If You're in Trouble, Call the Police: Synopsis
On his first day at Strange Tales, China's top supernatural variety show, Zhuo Qingjiu had been tricked into joining by a friend. Looking at the so-called "masters" gathered in the studio from every corner of the country, he fell into deep thought.
Task One: Find the hair tie the production assistant hid inside one of these 100 identical boxes.
The masters performed rituals.
Zhuo Qingjiu looked baffled: "Why not just get a dog?"
Task Two: Guess what's behind the black cloth within ten minutes.
The masters performed rituals.
Zhuo Qingjiu declared with conviction: "I guess it's definitely a thing."
Host: "..."
Masters: "..."
Naturally, Zhuo Qingjiu was harshly criticized by the masters. What they didn't know was that this was really an anti-scam livestream disguised as a supernatural show.
With his unwavering faith in science, Zhuo Qingjiu stood out among the attention-seekers and became a regular cast member. From then on, he was on the front lines of the anti-scam crusade, personally exposing frauds.
Until one day, the production crew barged into a genuinely haunted house.
The cast: "Aaaaaah! It's a ghost!!! Stay away from us!!!"
The ghosts: "Aaaaaah! It's a Taoist master!!! Stay away from me!!!"
Zhuo Qingjiu: "⊙▽⊙"
As the financial backer behind Strange Tales, Xie Chen had once been a staunch materialist, until he met Zhuo Qingjiu.
The old Xie Chen: "Ghosts aren't real. Everyone should believe in science."
The later Xie Chen: "Zhuo Qingjiu! Don't scare me! I'm going to scream!! I really am going to scream!!!"
A haughty, icy CEO who is (pretending to be) afraid of ghosts, top x an apparently harmless Taoist master who is (pretending to be) a troublemaker, bottom
Upcoming Novel 2:
System Made Me Do It: Synopsis
Shi Huaixue accidentally got bound to a System and learned that the world he lived in was actually a melodramatic substitute romance novel.
The miserable substitute, Ye Zuocheng, was supposed to suffer through all kinds of physical and emotional torment, then reconcile and have a happy ending with the scumbag tops after they came to their senses. But just before the story ended, he suddenly killed himself.
The world collapsed, so to stop it, the System came to Shi Huaixue.
System: You need to care for him and keep him company, so Ye Zuocheng can see the beauty of life and successfully follow the plot.
Shi Huaixue: Why me?
System: Because you're the most popular gentle supporting character in the whole book~
Shi Huaixue smiled shyly: No~ I'm the scumbag tops' cannon-fodder young stepmother~
System: ...Oh, crap! It bound the wrong person!
System: Well, since you're already bound... could you help out anyway?
Shi Huaixue: Heh :).
What did it matter to him if this world collapsed? They could all die together, for all he cared. He wasn't about to be stupid enough to pick a fight with those idiots (crossed out) nutjobs (crossed out) stepsons.
No matter how much the System wheedled and pleaded, Shi Huaixue wouldn't give in, until he came face-to-face with his idiot stepsons and the poor substitute...
The next second, Shi Huaixue watched helplessly as his suddenly uncontrollable body rushed over and slapped one of his idiot stepsons hard across the face.
Shi Huaixue: "..."
System, I @ you ¥%&*!
Shi Huaixue, who had always watched coldly from the sidelines, protected him by standing in front of him
That was something Ye Zuocheng had never imagined, but he knew there was no sincerity whatsoever in Shi Huaixue's kindness.
He wouldn't waste his time on someone like that, Ye Zuocheng thought.
He had come back reborn for one reason only: revenge.
But when he used his memories of his previous life to plan every move, and finally succeeded in crushing the scumbags who had ruined his life beneath his heel, what he blurted out was:
I want to be your stepfather.
The scumbag tops, pinned to the ground and ready to curse him out: "...Huh???"
Shi Huaixue: "→_→"
tips:
1. Both leads are each other's first and only love! That's important!!!
2. They only ever fell for each other. One-on-one romance.
Theme: Respect history.
Did the empress dowager make it up to cover up that the emperor likes men?
? Where is the guaranteed three updates per week?
It looks good, please keep writing, teacher, I look forward to receiving it in advance.
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Finished reading it in one sitting! I really like this setting! It was really difficult to deal with good intentions in the previous life. Will Xiao Jiyuan be able to get Zhaozhao's answer in the following extra chapters? Woohoo! (Although there may be no answer, the dream is still there. Their lives are already so miserable. TAT
I actually discovered the extra, that's great
By the Holy Mother, the villain is safe and sound.
I really like the concept of this book. The author is great. Are there any extras?
It's good-looking. It's a side story. Lele hasn't become popular in the entertainment industry yet. Woohoo.
I checked the catalog update time and it turned out to be the update of fate. I should have watched it later after the extra chapter was finished 😭