Su Shuangshuang was a top-level corporate slave. At two in the morning, her lovesick boss woke her up to deliver condoms. At long last, she got exactly what she wanted: a speeding truck smashed her to smithereens.
Every System passing by was blinded by the dazzling, majestic glow of her sucker's resentment.
After a series of struggles, the newly launched System 3838438, with zero attendance records and zero performance reviews, adjusted its black-rimmed glasses, puffed out its chest, and proudly patted its plump, bouncy belly.
"Dear Ms. Su Shuangshuang, congratulations on triggering the Genesis Quick Transmigration Bureau's Premium Sucker's Gift Pack! You now have two options:
One: Die.
Two: Join our 'Destroy This World' department and help me wreck the world!"
"..."
Burning with towering resentment, Su Shuangshuang went completely feral!
World One:
"CEO Ye: My Wife Doesn't Deserve to Die!"
Role: Female lead
Genre: Angsty romance
Character setting (can be ignored): A self-sacrificing, self-deluded, lovesick heroine who never speaks her mind
Blind-box golden finger: Edit the original text (drawback: can only change one character)
Su Shuangshuang wrote furiously!
Damn it, you think I'm a walking blood bank?
Change blood draw to stool draw!
Draw! Draw as much as you want!
I eat eight meals a day, every one with laxatives. If you can't draw enough, I'll dig it out and stuff it in your mouths!
The cheating scumbag pulls out an eighteen-centimeter tool for his first love?
Change centimeters to millimeters!
Pull it out! Pull as hard as you can!
I'll lose if you can get anything out!
Theme: Save the world!
The plot of "Soldering Iron" is so scary [Joker] I want to show it to Up [Joker] I can't stand it anymore [Joker]
It's so abstract, hahaha, no wonder no one is there 🐶
When I read the copy, I thought it was Song Qianyi [covering face, laughing and crying]
Lying on the bed: "Ugh——" 💔