My Roommate Is Up to No Good with Me

I went to an escape room with the girl I liked.

I brought my roommate, the campus heartthrob, along to keep an eye on things.

But when the chainsaw-wielding maniac came at us, cackling, the girl screamed with excitement.

I got so scared that I leaped straight into my roommate's arms.

The girl screamed even louder with excitement.

Theme: Handsome!