Can I Raise Boss Dazai Without a License?

[Usually updated every other day and according to the rankings (I'm always updating, just not enough to reach 3,000 words, so no flowers (.)] [Please check out my forthcoming novel: Yan Wu, "Checking In to Anime Crossover Highlights with a Sword Art Online System"] I have a friend. He picked up a cat. Then he was captured by the Port Mafia for illegally keeping the Port Mafia boss as a pet. What a joke. That unlucky guy definitely wasn't me. To Longyue Rin, he was just an ordinary high school boy. Aside from not knowing where he came from or remembering his past, everything was great. One day, he found a cat that had fallen from a great height by the roadside. A tiny, skinny, fluffy black cat with brown eyes. When it saw him, it gave a trembling little meow. Folks, who could possibly resist that? Longyue Rin immediately announced, "I have a cat now." But, distracted by the cat, he forgot one thing: getting a beauty comes at a price. A beautiful cat is no different. Life with a cat wasn't lonely. If anything, it was almost too eventful. The cat was always suspicious of everything and ready to wreck the whole world. Sometimes it was neurotic, sometimes inscrutable, and its behavior was so bizarre it seemed to have a split personality. Sure enough, it split into a high school boy Dazai. When the two Dazais met, they were like old enemies, as explosive a combination as a firecracker in a cesspool. To make sure he didn't die of sheer frustration, Longyue Rin bought several large insurance policies from Yokohama insurance companies and named the cat and high schooler Dazai as the beneficiaries. Then, as an upstanding citizen of Yokohama, he was inexplicably arrested by the Port Mafia. The reason? His insurance was illegal. Are you Mafia really a legal business? Longyue Rin looked at the young, twenty-two-year-old boss. He looked just like the cat and Dazai, clearly the parent. But he was as cold as ancient ice and snow, with a chilling presence that warned strangers to keep away. Longyue Rin was sure he was in the right. "I wasn't trying to commit insurance fraud." The boss Dazai, who clearly exuded an air of authority, calmly said a few words. "I should be the beneficiary of your insurance." Longyue Rin: ? "The cat and the high schooler are both me." Longyue Rin: ??? "And you're suspected of illegally keeping the Port Mafia boss as a pet." Longyue Rin: ???? The boss Dazai had a secret: he should have died in exchange for his best friend's life when he saved him, but some idiot dragged him back to the living world and gave him everything without reservation. All for a chance encounter in the past. At first, the boss Dazai only tried to keep the idiot alive. Later, he wanted Longyue's eyes to always be looking at him. -- Please Read Beforehand: 1. Pairing: Boss Dazai X Longyue Rin 2. A crossover of many series, primarily Natsume's Book of Friends and Prince of Tennis, with Noragami as a secondary series. The Bungo Stray Dogs plotline plays a smaller role. All details are personal headcanons. 3. Contains some split-Dazai elements. 4. A slow-paced slice-of-life story with school scenes (from Prince of Tennis), and it shouldn't be very long. 5. OOC warning. 6. I give you the most precious gift I can offer, and then we discover that the gift is each other. 7. Dazai is doted on, and they dote on each other. [The following is a forthcoming novel: "Checking In to Anime Crossover Highlights with a Sword Art Online System"] -- You transmigrate into an anime crossover with a Sword Art Online System. Your System doesn't say a word, as if it were already dead. You look through your inventory: 99,999 gold bricks, invincible skills, Grand Flight, and a Huanglong by your side. You already have everything, so there's no need to work hard. After living like this for a while, you get bored and decide to find something to do. You receive an update package from Xishanju with a camera mode. You get it. You decide to put your Sword Art Online player skills to use as a troublemaker (crossed out) camera, treating this transmigration like a vacation. You're going to record the most iconic anime scenes! Everyone knows that great scenes need to be shot from every angle by a skilled cameraman. And that cameraman has to fear no danger, living freely even in the most perilous situations. This job... is perfect for the invincible you! The maps include Tokyo, Yokohama, Namimori Town, and many more. You try them one by one. "I alone am the honored one in heaven and earth." "Go over to the good side, Dazai." "Our time is engraved upon these rings." You record many scenes firsthand and build a great relationship with them. But just doing that... isn't nearly enough for someone who loves a good laugh like you! As it happens, you're a master editor, and you're also great at making mischief. A sudden idea strikes, and you edit the highlights you've recorded from entirely new angles. You film the strongest one's grand declaration from the worst possible angle and add an unforgettable New Year's Eve song. You record footage of Dazai cleaning up trash from the river before jumping in, then add an environmental protection ad. You edit the Vongola succession arc into a domestic melodrama. You have a blast messing around. You're very pleased with yourself, but unfortunately, you're the only one who can see it. Wait, you find a new feature. A publish button? You quickly edit and upload your work to share. You don't know that your videos are reaching the real world. Once published, they cause a sensation. The immersive, two-dimensional holographic effect is flawless, as if it were a live broadcast. The audience marvels at your incredible skills and doubles over laughing at your prank videos. You go viral and become known as the best chef. But everything eventually comes to light. You don't know that, besides the online audience, the stars of the videos have also discovered your edits. What the heck! It's fine to mess with other people, but why are you messing with me!? Some people want to settle the score with you, while others want to join in your mischief. You welcome them all. Wait. They see your latest interview posted on the platform. The close friends, companions, and family they thought were dead have all appeared on screen. They're still alive? They corner you and demand, "Who are you? How did you do this?" You're working on a new edit. After posting it to the platform, you look up with satisfaction, smile faintly, and keep your contribution a secret. "Me? I'm just an ordinary camera." Theme: Those with good intentions can receive more help.