Three Times I Failed to Save the World, Three Times I Mastered Destroying It

[Looking for follows on this fanfic crossover, #9110720 Blurb at the end: Can I Keep Boss Dazai Without a License? Pairing: Boss Dazai. Crossover with The Prince of Tennis, Natsume’s Book of Friends, and Noragami] I’m supposed to introduce myself first, right? Then My name is Tianshang, and I’m a rather inglorious mafia man. No, rather than inglorious, “rat in the gutter” probably fits better... Anyway, I do work that would absolutely be illegal in the neighboring country. The reason is that I have a rather broken ability: Word of Power. As the name suggests, anything I say out loud comes true. ...Of course, there’s backlash, so I don’t want to use it carelessly. Instead, I communicate with everyone using a whiteboard, like Elizabeth from the neighboring production. When I turned eighteen, I set myself a life goal: I want to become a high-quality Yokohama citizen, with both a good education and a degree, and get the permanent world residency permit that only a savior can possess. ...But that’s a little at odds with my current situation. So for now, I’m considering various ways to threaten the World Consciousness into submission. Anyway, come take a look if you’re interested. Also, you guessed right. My ability really is similar to that of a certain person named Toge from next door. Because we are ■■. And if you’re wondering about the savior, there’s nothing wrong with that. After all, if you want to save the world, it’s common knowledge that you first have to bring it to the brink of destruction, right? Reader’s guide: - First-person narration, protagonist is the pursuer, pairing with Chuya - Slow-burn serious story - New writer, read at your own risk - To be continued Ongoing story: Can I Keep Boss Dazai Without a License? Fanfic pairing with Boss Dazai I have a friend. He picked up a cat. Then the Port Mafia arrested him for keeping the Port Mafia Boss without a license. What a joke. There’s no way that unlucky guy was me. To Longyue Lin, he was just an ordinary high school boy. Aside from not knowing where he came from or remembering anything about his past, everything was pretty good. Then one day, he found a cat that had fallen from a great height by the side of the road. A tiny, skinny, fluffy black cat with brown eyes. When it saw him, it gave a trembling little “meow.” Come on, who could resist that? Longyue Lin immediately announced, “I have a cat now.” But, bewitched by the cat, he forgot one thing: getting a beauty comes at a price. A beautiful cat is no exception. Life with the cat wasn’t lonely at all. If anything, it was too eventful. The cat was often suspicious of everything and everyone, and sometimes acted neurotic, sometimes inscrutable. It was so surreal that it seemed to have a split personality. Sure enough, it split into a high school student named Dazai. The two Dazais met, and it was a case of enemies meeting on a narrow road, like a firecracker going off in a cesspool. To make sure they both survived being driven crazy, Longyue Lin bought several large insurance policies from Yokohama insurance companies and listed the cat and High School Dazai as the beneficiaries. After that, he, a law-abiding Yokohama citizen, was inexplicably arrested by the Port Mafia. Their reason? His insurance was illegal. Are you Mafia seriously calling yourselves a legal enterprise? Longyue Lin looked at the young Boss, who was twenty-two. He looked like the cat and Dazai, clearly a parent of sorts. But this man was as cold as ancient snow, chilling to the bone and impossible to approach. Longyue Lin spoke with complete confidence. “I didn’t commit insurance fraud.” The Boss, Dazai, who clearly had an impressive aura, calmly said a few words. “Your insurance beneficiaries should be me.” Longyue Lin: ? “The cat and the high schooler are both me.” Longyue Lin: ??? “And you’re suspected of keeping the Port Mafia Boss without a license.” Longyue Lin: ???? Boss Dazai had a secret: he should have died in exchange for his best friend’s life when he rescued him, but a fool dragged him back to the present and gave him everything without holding anything back. All for the sake of a chance meeting in the past. At first, Boss Dazai only tried to keep the fool alive. Later, he wanted Longyue’s eyes to look at him forever. Theme: Keep smiling as you face a colorful life, mostly gray.