I'll Never Wear Red Underwear Again After Our Breakup

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-Complete. I'm busy with real life, so the promised bonus chapters have become subscriber bonus chapters and will be posted irregularly. Add it to your favorites and help Red Underwear go from size M to size XXXXXXL! Writing isn't easy, so please support the official version, my little dears. May pirated copies take the hit for me!

Blurb:

1.

Having a boyfriend who's just a little too perfect isn't always a good thing.

For instance, when you want to break up with him, you can only come up with lame excuses.

"Let's break up. You wear red underwear."

Duan Yu racked his brains and couldn't figure out why. He couldn't help defending himself: "That's because it's my zodiac year!"

Ning Can folded her arms and sneered. "And that reveals your second flaw: you're superstitious. My mom once had a fortune teller read my future, and he told me not to date superstitious men."

"Fine. The real reason is..." Ning Can looked straight into Duan Yu's eyes, her gaze utterly sincere. "You've expired."

2.

Ning Can's dictionary didn't have an entry for ending things amicably. Nearly every ex-boyfriend had made a scene when she broke up with him, and they always ended up blocking and deleting each other, never to speak again. But Duan Yu was different. After they broke up, he started treating her like a daily check-in page.

"Wearing navy blue boxers today."

"Wearing black-and-blue striped briefs today."

"Wearing ... today."

Hmph. It was just a pathetic attempt to get her attention. Ning Can paid him no mind, until little by little she got used to Duan Yu checking in every day.

Until one day, he didn't send anything at all.

Ning Can: Where'd you go? Didn't wear underwear all day?

Duan Yu: /bashful emoji with eyes closed/

Ning Can: Oh.

Ten minutes later

"Hello, Mr. Duan. We have a parcel that requires your signature in person."

The little dog Duan, who'd been waiting by the door the whole time: ^_^

3.

Love is continually overcoming your instincts to draw closer.

Guide to owning red underwear:

1. During serialization, 70% of the story is locked against piracy, with a 72-hour delay. Writing is hard for a small-time author, so please support the official version, I beg you (kneels).

2. The female lead, male lead, many of the characters, and even the author's mental state aren't exactly rosy. If you have strict ideas about romance or high standards for the leads, this isn't for you. Neither lead is perfect. Everything happens for a reason, so please don't lecture me~

3. Some readers may think the male lead begging to get back together after being dumped is pathetic, so I'm adding this warning: if that bothers you, don't read. Also, the female lead isn't a traditional bad girl. There's a reason all her relationships last less than three months. If you want to read about a truly promiscuous woman, this isn't for you. These are all normal relationships~

4. The overall tone is lighthearted, except for a few chapters. I hope Red Underwear brings you some joy~

5. Please don't treat the story as real life, and don't overanalyze every detail. I'll add more warnings later if needed. If you don't like it, just leave. Don't be mean, okay? (pats your head) If you really have to insult someone, insult the author (cries and bites handkerchief).

6. This blurb was first published on 2024-08-14. Screenshots of all later revisions have been saved.

Hope you enjoy reading! I hope someone will like this story~

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