The Idiot Cannon Fodder Finally Found a Sugar Daddy

[Arc One]

Dumb elementary-schooler top × powerful, steady bottom

Xie Baiying × Shen Guanqing

When Xie Baiying was little, a high fever left him somewhat slow-witted. He might be a bit dim, but he always put his all into everything he did. At a banquet, his older cousin told him that he was a vicious side character in a scum top and masochistic bottom novel. His task was to provoke and bully the bottom so the scum top would feel sorry for him. If he didn't complete the task, he would die.

Xie Baiying was afraid of dying, so he nodded solemnly and asked, "There are so many people here. Which one is the masochistic bottom?"

His cousin pointed into the crowd. "The one in the gray suit."

Xie Baiying frowned. But there were so many people wearing gray suits.

After much thought, he picked the most handsome one, walked over in full view of everyone, and stepped on his gleaming leather shoe.

The entire room fell silent.

Xie Baiying turned around. "I did a good job, right?"

The next second, he saw his cousin drop to his knees, his face deathly pale.

Good grief! You were supposed to bully the story's bottom, not the story's top's godfather!

[Arc Two]

Sweet, well-behaved top × rebellious, cool bottom

Jiang Rong × Duan Siwu

When Jiang Rong was little, he was in a car accident and hit his head, leaving him half a beat slower than everyone else. On his eighteenth birthday, he accidentally fell into a cesspit and transmigrated into a disposable top who had obsessively pursued the story's bottom, only to be brutally killed in revenge by the story's top.

System 77 told him that as long as he seriously played his role and filled in the missing parts of the story, he could return to the real world.

At the story's bottom's birthday party, the room was full of fashionable people with red, green, blue, and all sorts of other brightly colored hair.

System 77: [Baby! Now's the time! Go provoke the story's bottom!]

Jiang Rong: [Baby... which one is the story's bottom?]

System 77: [The one sitting beside the story's top, smoking.]

Jiang Rong took a deep breath, shuffled over in tiny steps, and summoned all the courage he had to look at the yellow-haired boy smoking in front of him. "Y-your hair is yellow. My mom says people with yellow hair are all malnourished!"

(The bottom is not the original story's bottom.)

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