After Being Reborn, My Wife Came Looking for Me

[A haughty, overbearing young mistress who talks tough but has a soft heart, gets riled easily, and is easy to appease, as the bottom x A farmer who has eight hundred schemes but is clueless about romance and only knows how to farm, as the top]

*Important warning up front

[All-female cast, but ABO; no extra parts, mutually faithful, pregnancy, HE]

[Heavy worldbuilding of my own, a brainless sweet story. Don't scrutinize the logic.]

Feng Ting has been reborn again and again and again and again.

Reborn once, full of confidence.

Reborn twice, fired up and determined.

Reborn three times, ready to give it another go.

Reborn nine times, ready to lie flat.

No matter how hard she tried, after being reborn eight times, she died on her twenty-fifth birthday every single time.

Pushed into a river and drowned, shot by a stray arrow in a mutiny, poisoned by her closest friend. After dying in every way imaginable and seeing the full range of human nature, Feng Ting decided to give up fighting, lie flat, and wait for death.

But this life was different. A farmer, a young Yuanjun, showed up with an old hairpin in hand, asking for her hand in marriage. He said Feng Ting's grandmother had arranged their marriage years ago.

It was a debt of gratitude for saving someone's life, so the pampered young lady went back to the village to farm with the young Yuanjun.

Feng Ting thought she had finally seen the countryside, something she hadn't encountered in all her eight lifetimes. Life just kept getting more and more boring, so every day she came up with new ways to kill herself.

But that young Yuanjun was strange. He never said much, yet seemed to know her every thought, always arriving in time to save her.

On the hundredth day of Feng Ting's ongoing attempts to get herself killed, she got pregnant!

Good heavens, she couldn't go looking for death anymore. If she succeeded, two lives would be lost at once.

Feng Ting resigned herself to learning a trade to help support the family and raise the baby. Then she discovered that her young Yuanjun had gone from farming to becoming a prince of the highest rank, despite his lack of royal blood.

And she had safely made it past her twenty-fifth birthday.

At last, she understood. What was the point of working hard to build a career when she could work hard at getting pregnant instead?

Su Luo thought she was terribly unlucky.

She was just a hardworking farmer, a young Yuanjun, yet she'd been struck dead by heavenly lightning eight times!!!

Eight whole times!!!

By heavenly lightning, no less!!!

The first time she was struck in the fields, she was completely unprepared.

The second time she hid in the house and got struck, she learned from experience.

The third time she mingled with the crowd and got struck, she cursed up a storm.

On her ninth life, she'd already decided to lie in bed and wait to die when a voice spoke in her mind.

It told her that if she wanted to live, she had to go to the county town and ask for the Feng family's young lady's hand in marriage.

She wanted to curse. You could've just told me to get married, you know!

Why did you have to strike me dead with lightning eight times first? Do you have any idea how much that hurts?!

After she brought the Feng family's young lady home, the voice in her mind told her to treat her wife well and work hard, or she'd be struck by lightning again.

To stay alive, Su Luo worked hard at marking her (X) and farming (check), eventually becoming a prince of the highest rank despite having no royal blood.

At last, she understood. Marrying a soft, sweet Langze wife could bring her a promotion, wealth, and a long life.

*Don't ask why it's all-female and still ABO. The answer is that the author likes dogs marking their territory.

*The gender designations in this ABO setting are:

alpha = Yuanjun

beta = Ping'e

omega = Langze

[Next story: Lend Me a Light, Sister]

*Reading guide: Original ABO setting (with extra parts!!!), only the scumbag ex gets a groveling arc, sweet fluff, includes some running away while pregnant.

[An obstinate older Omega who pretends she suffers for nothing but secretly can't get enough once she gets a taste x A younger Alpha who's a scheming wolf in sheep's clothing and inexperienced at marking]

On their eighth anniversary, Song Ping'an broke up with her Alpha girlfriend of eight years.

After getting drunk, the woman let slip to her friends how happy she'd been to treat Song Ping'an as a thoughtful live-in housekeeper while maintaining flirtations with other people during those eight years.

In her eyes, Song Ping'an was a tacky little Omega who always had to one-up others but put up with hardship because of her poor upbringing.

She'd worked three jobs to buy her girlfriend a designer handbag, only for it to be dismissed as an entry-level model that would be embarrassing to carry.

She'd stuck to her principles and wanted to wait until marriage before becoming intimate, but her girlfriend had called her an outdated old fossil for it.

One of their friends couldn't stand it and said, "Ping'an's a good Omega, and she's been just about perfect to you. What you're doing isn't right."

But the woman replied, "So what? A tacky little Omega like her should be grateful I even want her."

She even laughed and asked her friend, "Do you believe that if I proposed, Song Ping'an would cry, kneel at my feet, and thank me?"

Song Ping'an silently listened from just a meter away as they laughed and ground the eight years of true love she'd been so proud of into dust, then trampled on it in disgust.

She was a dignified person, but the other woman had no dignity, so Song Ping'an didn't hold back. She swept the table's leftover scraps and cold food onto her girlfriend.

As everyone stared in shock, Song Ping'an smiled and left after saying just one thing: "We're completely over."

She went straight to a bar to drown her sorrows, where she met a lively, soft and adorable young Alpha with red lips and white teeth. The woman asked her, "Sis, can I borrow a light?"

One borrowed light turned into a whole night.

Song Ping'an couldn't tell which of them was the kindling and which was the flame. She only knew that when she woke up, she couldn't stop thinking about it.

Huo Xin had spent 23 years as a pure-hearted living bodhisattva, and finally broke her vows on her 24th birthday.

She never smoked, yet she'd used the clumsy excuse of asking for a light to hit on someone. Heaven knew her palms were drenched in sweat at that moment.

The rejection she'd expected never came. The Omega merely paused for a moment, then handed her a brand-new designer lighter that had never been used.

It had once been a gift she never got to give, but became a treasured present Huo Xin would cherish from then on.

Borrowing a light led to the bed. The other woman held back and refused to reveal even a hint of vulnerability.

Huo Xin lost control. She insisted on breaking down the other woman's defenses, determined to carve her name into that stubborn little Omega's heart.

After a night of losing control, the other woman woke up covered in her scent, clutching her waist and telling her she needed to practice more.

Fine. She thought Huo Xin wasn't skilled enough? Then she'd practice with her again and again until she was.

[Below are recommendations for A Wuwu's completed stories]

[She Really Is Sweet] Main top, transmigration into a book, historical ABO, multiple worlds, some fantasy cultivation, sweet romance

[The Obsessive Beauty's Kept Alpha] Main top, historical ABO, some court politics, sweet romance

[The Actress's Wife Is the Queen of the Daughter Kingdom] Main top, reborn in another time and space, sweet romance

[Can't Hide My Tail] Main top, ABO, all-female cast

[Transmigrated into a Scum Alpha Novel, I Spend Without Limit] Main top, ABO, transmigration into a book, wish-fulfillment story

[Below are recommendations for A Wuwu's ongoing stories]

[Nine Rebirths Later, I Finally Get It] Main bottom, ABO, all-female cast, both leads are reborn

Theme: Farm well and live to a ripe old age