You've transmigrated.
Your cheat is a broken System.
The System's list has only one final objective left: **Lord of All - Grand Slam (This achievement can be exchanged for a ticket home.)
You look at your starting body. Its muscles are firm and lean, its waistline taut as a bow, and its long, graceful build resembles that of a deer or horse. In short, it's beautifully athletic.
Your starting identity card marks you as a sheep for anyone to slaughter.
You: ...
You check the starting map information. The Age of Darkness is underway, with all the heroes competing to claim the realm.
You look again at the broken System's final objective.
Suddenly, it all makes sense!
The grand slam you're supposed to go for is: Lord of All!
You plunge into the secular world, using force, deception, and modern knowledge as weapons to charge ahead and fill the Lord of All progress bar.
Just as you're about to win, the System reboots and informs you that you've transmigrated into a book, a harem romance about an irresistible high-O Omega and lots of steamy scenes.
The grand slam you're supposed to claim is Lord of Alluring Charms.
You have to get steamy with eight protagonists and supporting characters, brimming with passion, to max out the achievement.
You: ...
As straight as you are, your whole world falls apart.
The System is about to comfort you, but then learns that what made you break down was the fact that, on your way to conquering the realm, you killed, trampled, tamed, and beat your formidable rivals until their bones snapped. One important supporting character has had grass growing three feet high on his grave for ages.
You've been working incredibly hard to claim the peak of Lord of All for a ticket home!
System: ...Huh?
Panicking System: ...Host, don't panic. I'll kill myself and reboot. We'll start over and keep things under control.
You've been reborn.
Back in your years as a fugitive boy.
The defeated rivals you tamed into wolfhounds and dancing slaves have come back with you.
They despise and fear you, and wish they could chew your flesh raw and bite off the tongue that once poured out poisonous sweet nothings to them ten thousand times.
But when they discover that you're only sixteen, and worth two bags of soybeans, everything changes.
They decide to raise a young venomous snake.
And slowly coax out of you the shared future and vows of eternal love that you once promised with a smile.
You: ...
You've been reborn, and instead of killing your future enemies, you're going along with this crazy O-pheromone nonsense? This world is doomed!
Reading Guide:
The protagonist is ruthless and vicious, with arrows pointing at him from every direction. He's an evil-aligned heartthrob whose moral boundaries shift with his mood.
A nontraditional, low-magic ancient setting. There are supernatural beings and ghosts, but no orthodox system of divine magic, as well as Western Regions witchcraft and foreign lands.
There is a golden finger, an ensemble cast, a battlefield of love rivals, characters who pursue the protagonist, characters who come around, characters who go mad and crawl around in the dark, evil spirits who resurrect on the spot for love, and righteous gentlemen who grow snake scales on their tongues and start deceiving the protagonist before dawn. Expect melodrama and unhealthy love stories.
The CP is undecided for now. It will be settled before the story begins, and the story will be 1v1 with both leads' first times.
The blurb may be adjusted a little more later. Blurb archived on 2024.8.11/04:44
Theme: Live in the face of death