(OS: I hope the title doesn't get banned?) All right, it got banned. Here's the revised version.
Xue Yimei was happily going about her life as a palace maid when disaster struck. To protect herself from being molested, she inadvertently offended the Ninth Prince and was forced onto a pirate ship. The ship's Xiao Shizi mocked her, declaring that one day her new master would pluck her fox fur. Oh, and before Xiao Shizi could say that, her new master became the Second Prince, Helian Yu: a god of slaughter on the battlefield, a monk in his manor, an iceberg in everyday conversation, and a devoted son before his mother. That's as far as I've written. I'm making up the blurb as I go.
Theme: I alone reign supreme, from heaven to earth
