How to Tame an Evil God in a Dungeon

[This isn't abandoned. If I can't write, I'll pause and do some studying before coming back to it.]

| Obsessive, devoted attack x cool, strict dog-trainer uke |

In the solar year 3149, humanity experienced widespread genetic mutations. People began killing their own kind, and Earth fell within a month, ushering in the apocalypse.

People called it a death game unleashed by an evil god to punish humanity. That god even appeared in the game to warn humankind: “If you break the rules, the gods will punish you.”

Rumor had it that the commander of the Third Bureau of Anomalous Species Management practiced Eastern occult arts. He killed anyone who stood in his way, whether human or god. Even hordes of ghosts made room for him. Cold and heartless, he was the very picture of a man cursed by fate.

Members of the Third Bureau claimed that the commander once sent a three-hundred-jin mutant flying with a single whip crack.

Commander Xiao Yinong set the record straight online: “That never happened. It's a rumor.”

Then he turned around and whipped that very member back into the instance.

Everyone: Hm? What just flew out?

When they looked again, the commander was expressionlessly wiping his fingers, while something behind him was clinging to him, rubbing against him, hugging him, and begging for a kiss without the slightest fear of death.

Everyone looked more closely, then promptly went blind.

Silver hair, red eyes, bewitching looks. If that wasn't the evil god, who was?

How did these two, who should have been as incompatible as fire and water, end up in this relationship between two men acting like dogs?

The commander said icily, “I trained him like a dog.”

The evil god: “A dog? That's adorable. He loves me so much.”

[Reading Guide]

1. This is my first attempt at an infinite-flow story. The early instances are rough, so feel free to start reading later if that bothers you.

2. The leads get together fairly quickly. The uke takes the top position; s0m1. The attack gets beaten up a lot, but secretly enjoys it.

3. There are seven fairly short instances. The whole novel isn't long, and I won't abandon it.

Coming soon~

"The Canary Retrieval Plan"

In his third year abroad, a new neighbor moved into the apartment next door to Wen Fan's.

The shabby little apartment was soon filled with luxury goods, including, but not limited to, a top-brand genuine leather sofa, a custom marble dining table, the latest crystal chandelier from V brand, and all kinds of famous paintings and porcelain that Wen Fan had only ever seen on TV.

Wen Fan thought his neighbor had a screw loose. A soft-shelled turtle without a shell, using its body to prop up a table; trying to look rich without having the money.

The old apartment's circuit breaker tripped all the time. After the new neighbor moved in, the decrepit breaker finally gave out. Wen Fan went out to reset it and unexpectedly came face-to-face with that turtle, seeing his long-lost ex-boyfriend... No, his former sugar daddy.

Wen Fan: Hah. That turtle's got a screw loose :)

The sugar daddy kept showing up at the cafe where Wen Fan worked. After Wen Fan's colleagues caught this obviously wealthy customer staring at him for who-knew-which time, one of them couldn't help asking.

Wen Fan: “I don't know him.”

Gu Jinbai corrected him: “Your ex-boyfriend.”

Wen Fan: “...My former sugar daddy.”

Gu Jinbai: “...”

That night, Wen Fan was pinned helplessly against the floor-to-ceiling window by his former sugar daddy, whose eyes were red from crying.

Wen Fan struggled to force the words out of his throat, one at a time.

“Why the hell are you crying!”

Hey!! Boss, you're acting OOC!!!

Cold and aloof sugar daddy who's a little crazy (believes he's the real boyfriend) attack x catlike, ambitious canary (who is actually the real boyfriend) uke

Theme: Cherish nature and love life.